Saturday, November 19, 2005

Those Damn Great Democrats Part XII - Robert Byrd (UPDATED)

UPDATE: Robert Byrd has passed away today, June 28, 2010, at the age of 92.

Well, I knew at some point that we would have to take on the Conscience of the Democrats, but I guess that I was not ready. Roger picking Byrd for this week's article took me completely by surprise, but I shall persevere. And when Barbara Boxer calls someone, "The Love of My Life", I know that I don't want to get that on ME. Here we go.

Klanman's (Dumbass-WV) site HERE. On the front page of his site, there is an actual picture of him touching a Black man. *Gasp* If he doesn't quit that crap, he is going to get kicked out of the Klan. It seems that they have a little problem with people of the darker persuasion. At least he doesn't make that mistake on his photographs page. Just look at the photo, called "Formal Smile" on "his" page. Man, I would pay money just to punch this bigoted hunk of dung right square in his smug looking piehole. A face made especially for radio, I tell ya'.

When Roger and I first started this experiment in research, we decided that it would be best to get all of our information from the websites paid for by the citizens of this great country. After doing this for four articles, we decided that additional information was needed. After visiting Klanman's site, we have decided that the information posted there is completely unusable. There is more substance in tofu, I'm telling you. But, we will let you in on THIS. Stolen directly from Atlas Shrugs, the Byrd steel company bailout will produce exactly what Ms. Rand's book describes. Cower in fear from this dude, he is a cancer on this earth.

Let's find some meat at the Library of Leftist Thought. Wikipedia actually put together a decent piece on Byrd. The Committee assignments are especially interesting given Byrd's White-Trash Cracker background.

Byrd is currently the Ranking Member on the Appropriations Committee. For all of you that do not understand such lofty titles, that means that he is the top loser on the committee. He has held this position since Lyndon Johnson (Dumbass-TX) appointed him in 1958. Almost fifty years in the same job.

Hater is also on the Armed Services Committee after being the only able-bodied male in this country to NOT serve in World War II. Nope, Byrd has never served in any branch of the military. He was busy earning his stripes in the Aryan Army instead.

Byrd also serves on the Rules and zzzzzzzz.........

Some of the more fun facts about Byrd include the fact that he is the only Senator to vote against EVERY Black nominee for any Federal judge position. I sure am glad that he has distanced himself from his racist roots. Even more fun than that little tidbit is the FACT that the NAACP gives him a 100% rating on issues important to them. Byrd is on the Black side of the thirty-three issues deemed important to the NAACP, but he still won't even talk to his yardboy. Hinky. And on to Part Two.

Born Cornelius Calvin Sale Jr. in North Wilkesboro, North Carolina, in 1917, Corny's mother died when he was just one year old. He was taken in by his uncle who then renamed him because the "Byrd" name was more respected in the Klan than "Sale". Byrd's real father was in the Klan, his adopted father was in the Klan, and young Robert joined the Klan, too. See any patterns here?

More fun ensues when every single university that Byrd attended, winded up changing their name until he finally started classes in DC. His law degree was given to him by none other than John F. Kennedy, whom Byrd despised. It seemed that Kennedy was not the Black-hating racist than Byrd was.

Anyway, Byrd is still married to his high school sweetheart who organizes all of the Klan's bake sales and also is on the Klan quilting team. They have two daughters, one married a FARNER, and they rarely talk anymore. The other married a good boy and enjoys the company of her racist father whenever she pleases.

Back to the fun! Byrd's accomplishments in government are legendary. He filibustered the 1964 Civil Rights Bill for over fourteen hours, including reading recipes from a cookbook. He completely trashed the records and accomplishments of Dr. Rice and Janice Rogers Brown, but he's no racist, he just hates women. And remember he did get that coveted 100% ranking from the NAACP for his stand on the issues.

So, in conclusion, Roger and I have determined there will be a special place set aside in Hell for Corny, right next to Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. I just hope there is plenty of gangsta' rap blaring in the background and nothing but pickled pigs feet to eat.

Butcher's Bill of Democrat Senators: Akaka, Daniel-(D-HI), Baucus, Max-(D-MT), Bayh, Evan-(D-IN), Biden, Joseph-(D-DE), Bingaman, Jeff-(D-NM), Boxer, Barbara-(D-CA), Byrd, Robert-(D-WV), Cantwell, Maria-(D-WA), Carper, Thomas-(D-DE), Clinton, Hillary-(D-NY), Conrad, Kent-(D-ND), Corzine, Jon-(D-NJ), Dayton, Mark-(D-MN), Dodd, Christopher-(D-CT), Dorgan, Byron-(D-ND), Durbin, Richard-(D-IL), Feingold, Russell-(D-WI), Feinstein, Dianne-(D-CA), Harkin, Tom-(D-IA), Inouye, Daniel-(D-HI), Jeffords, James-(I-VT), Johnson, Tim-(D-SD), Kennedy, Edward-(D-MA), Kerry, John-(D-MA), Kohl, Herb-(D-WI), Landrieu, Mary-(D-LA), Lautenberg, Frank-(D-NJ), Leahy, Patrick-(D-VT), Levin, Carl-(D-MI), Lieberman, Joseph-(D-CT), Lincoln, Blanche-(D-AR), Mikulski, Barbara-(D-MD),Murray, Patty-(D-WA), Nelson, Bill-(D-FL),Nelson, Ben-(D-NE), Obama, Barack-(D-IL), Pryor, Mark-(D-AR), Reed, Jack-(D-RI), Reid, Harry-(D-NV), Rockefeller, John-(D-WV), Salazar, Ken-(D-CO), Sarbanes, Paul-(D-MD), Schumer, Charles-(D-NY), Stabenow, Debbie-(D-MI), Wyden, Ron-(D-OR).