Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part XI

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: You know that the first anniversary gift is supposed to be paper, right?

Me: Of course, do you think that I am a dumbass?

Her: Sometimes, but do you know what I want?

Me: Uh, color me clueless. Money?

Her: No, a divorce.

Me: Awesome.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X