Friday, November 02, 2007

Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church Members are FAGS!

With the judgment against the Westboro Baptist Muslim Church, Bean and I have entered a debate about perennial ass-hat Fred Phelps and whether he should have been sued for protesting a funeral and whether he should have lost. Since she is in the military, I'm guessing she would deliver a beatdown to those cretins if she could, but I am on the other side of the fence. I understand the extent of what happens when the courts start deciding the outcome of these things and it ain't nothing good, folks.

Just think, the ACLU might get a hold of this dogfight and all of the sudden, funerals might become illegal. Careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

A little background on Fredalicious: Damn, he was born in Meridian, Mississippi. Actually, double damn. Damn, he went to Bob Jones university, which he denies. Actually, double damn. He was an active civil rights lawyer in the 1960's. Whoops, what the Hell? In the 1980's he was awarded some kind of crap trophy from Greater Kansas City Chapter of Blacks in Government and the Bonner Springs branch of the NAACP for his work on behalf of black clients in Federal Courts. Uh, this snowball is rolling downhill fast. It seems that he was disbarred in Kansas for going postal on some court clerk that didn't have he stuff ready for court. Okay, he doesn't kin the gummint employees too much.

The Fred-a-nator is Anti-Semitic, Anti-Swedish, Anti-Irish, is against flag-WAVING, not burning, mind you, loves Fidel Castro and loved Saddam Hussein, is a card carrying member of the Democrat Party, and supported Al Gore's Presidential bid in 1988. He did manage to oppose Clinton/Gore because he realized that Clinton/Gore were big on teh gey and denounced Gore as a "fag-pimp" and still Fred Jr. was invited to the inauguration, hinky. Damn, that's funny. He also showed up at Al Gore's daddy's funeral, protested and screamed "Your dad's in Hell!" Actually he WAS right about that because Al Gore's Senator daddy fought openly against civil rights, not because of the fag-pimping thing.

When Fred really hit the big time was after Matthew Shepard was killed in Wyoming and this was made into a play called The Laramie Project. you see, Fredalamadingdong has a problem with this play and the subsequent movie because he is in it, as a character, not in it-in it. He sends followers to almost every showing and you know how much publicity this rainbow crap gets, hence Fred and his ding-dongs get.

The more that I contemplate this church and their actions, the more that I realize that they must be Muslim. They like the same things and hate the same things.

So, if you want to see Fred and the Traveling Dumbass Show, all you have to do is stage a showing of The Laramie Project. Sorry, I gotta head down to New Stage Theatre, I have the urge to participate in the arts here in Jafrica all of the sudden.