Monday, May 19, 2008

And Some Normal Humor (not Leftist)

This guy looks out his window one morning and notices a big gorilla in the tree in his front yard. He calls the Humane Society and tells them all about it, and they reply, "Don't worry, we will send out our best man, and he will know how to handle this."

Sure enough, the Humane Society truck comes along in a bit and backs into the guy's yard. A man gets out carrying a shotgun and leading a big vicious looking dog. So the homeowner comes out and asks, "How are you gonna get the ape out of my tree?"

The man says, "Here's the plan. You hold this shotgun and I will climb the tree and shake the branches until the gorilla falls. Then this trained dog here will grab him and drag him into the truck."

The homeowner says, "Okay, but what do I do with the shotgun?"

The Humane Society man replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, you make sure you shoot that dog!!"

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