Monday, June 23, 2008

As If Tom Cruise Wasn't Quite Gay ENOUGH.....

Bean informed me a while back that Tom Cruise wasn't gay, he was married. From THIS article, I think that she must apologize for being so dreadfully wrong. The only words missing from this article are "sword swallowing, pillow biters, butt pirates and turd burglars."

In a related story, Will Smith admits to liking Tom and Beck's joints.

This just in, too. Not only is Will Smith a H-U-G-E fan of the meatsicle, he is also a simpering MORON.

Yet again, I am is rite.

(Hat-Tip: With Leather)