Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Changapolooza Skeetfest Begins

Well, we now know what will dominate the Moron Stream News cycle this week. Barry has landed in the first nation to be saved on his worldwide tour. Three network news anchors stand at the ready to cover up any stumbles by the Obamessiah. Glee is apparent in their reporting that Barry can ride on a plane without screwing that up. So far, in his entire adult life, that is the first time that he hasn't been proven to be an idiot. He can ACTUALLY sit on a plane, can you BELIEVE that?

From the New York Times HERE. Emphasis mine:
The trip is intended to build impressions — and counter criticism — about his ability to serve on the world stage in a time of war. While the trip carries political risk, particularly if Mr. Obama makes a mistake — the three broadcast network news anchors will be along for the latter parts of the trip — or is seen as the preferred candidate of Europe and other parts of the world, his advisers believe it offers a significant opportunity for him to be seen as a leader who can improve America’s image.

I’m more interested in listening than doing a lot of talking,” Mr. Obama told reporters before leaving Washington for a trip cloaked in secrecy because of security concerns. “And I think it is very important to recognize that I’m going over there as a U.S. senator. We have one president at a time.”

Highlights of this blathering include that he is "intending to build impressions" (no clue what the Hell that means) and is representing the US as a Senator (forty-nine Senators of which he has NEVER voted with when he made the great effort to vote at all). I wonder if this trip was approved by the REAL President of our country, you know like the Dixie Chicks concerts.

Dammit, I am sick to my stomach, where is Dickhead Durbin when you actually want to hear from him? I like a little meat with my stupid.

If you want more info on the really weird goings on in Obamaland, READ THIS.

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Take the QUIZ.

From a comment at Stop the ACLU. (I think.)

A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are Obama fans?"

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different? Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That...would make me an Obama fan."