Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Well, That's Not Very Fast, Huh?

Just got to the coast and already the trainwreck begins. We are staying at the Imperial Pal-ass. There was a two mile trek from the parking garage through the hotel to the check-in counter. The line there stretched out the damn door.

This casino hotel's rooms boast televisions the size of Neyland Stadium, but the remote doesn't work. There is a phone system more sophisticated than the communication devices used on Apollo 11, but you cannot call out of the hotel, and the bath is larger than my entire living room/dining room, yet there is no hot water.

And I have a jacuzzi. NO. HOT. WATER. All that is missing is a thin sheet of ice covering the marble.

There is a coffee maker, yet.....no coffee.

And to add insult to injury, the "high speed" internet is slower than 14.4k dial-up.

To conclude my hotel/casino review, I give this place a startling ZERO THUMBS UP.

Fuck you, Imperial Asshole.

Please take the time to comment.


Skunkfeathers said...

Ice room ;) 'Specially wid no hot wadda.

Eh...at least it ain't an unheated waterbed LOL...or was it?

Paul Mitchell said...

The bed was is actually comfortable. This place is just not up to the normal standard that you expect from casinos. I would not recommend that anyone ever stay here, though.