Wednesday, April 08, 2009

WTW - Drive-By Blogging

It's that time of year, folks, the kids are all getting together to have their Spring party known lovingly as "The Prom." Some try to cram as much FAIL in as possible.

These kids from Punahou School succeeded. Oddly, the dumbest kid to ever go to school there is now the leader of the free world.

While the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School is currently partying like it is 1917, those in his FIRST RELIGION are working on figuring out the compass and basic mathematics, how to prepare food, OH! and FIRE.

One of the very first things that the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has to figure out to control his prom, is the suppression of all news that PROVES him to be stupid. You know, kinda like the Chinese or the other ideologues that Dumbest Kid lurves.

And what better way to start the mass confusion in the media and other places than to start hiring obvious IDIOTS to perform tasks that require INTELLIGENCE and COHERENCE? Folks, FUCKING KUMAR has a White House job. Grasp that reality.

Just so you know, the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has set the standard for the WORST EMPLOYMENT RECORD EVAH for a new president. The. Worst. Record. Evah. I seriously have tried to figure out a positive way to spin that, FAIL.

Articulate. Clean. Something, something, something.

Even his supporters, when actually sounding like they have something to tell you, SAY NOTHING.

Another little hiccup in the policies of the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School points to the fact that even though the whole damn world supposedly lurves us now, they are all shooting rockets, and killing folks, and shit. Contradictions CANNOT exist in reality, people.

Since there has been some discussion about CONTROL of firearms, let's see what Kevin Jackson has to say.

Now, here's a song about a car.

Please take the time to comment.


MAS1916 said...

What? He promised the smartest administration in history!

However, he noted recently that he doesn't speak or understand Austrian. His Secretary of State also recently asked who painted the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City.

Smart? Hardly.

Paul Mitchell said...

MAS1916, the only problem with having a moron tell us that he is going to hire nothing but smart people, is that HE IS A MORON and has no clue what a smart person looks like.