Do you know what is funny? The fact that the Arc de Triomphe is in FRANCE!!! Luckily, back in 1970, even France got to the point of saying, "Oui, that is a very dumb name for a monument in France, let's call this thingy the "Place de l'Étoile" from this point forward."
I don't speak French because I am NOT a loser, but I think that Place de l'Étoile means "Panty-wearing booty-boy that AUTOMATICALLY surrenders in front of his own country and then is marched under that GHEY-ASS arch with his hands in the air and his pants around his ankles."
But, I could be wrong.

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Note: By way of comparison of how friggin' SKRONG the army of Mexico was at the time they defeated France, a mere thirty years before they kicked the shit out of France, less than 200 Texans held off about 10,000 Mexican soldiers for over a WEEK. Six Texans could conquer the ENTIRE CONTINENT of Europe.
(Photo Hat-Tip: Crap, folks, someone e-mailed it to me and I do not remember who it was. Take credit in the comments, please.)
1 comments:
Best part about the whole Cinco de whatever thingy is that Puddles ate at the Mexican place for free.
The pic? Yeah, I did that. He's just volunteering for the good of all mankind right there. heh
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