Tuesday, July 21, 2009

More Silliness from Leftards

Seriously folks, I search in vain to find a single leftist that has any clue on anything. It would please me no end to find one single liberal that could back their beliefs with any facts or any philosophical beliefs.

They have none. Their brains do not function properly. They are, quite frankly, really stupid or certifiably insane. There is NOT ONE SINGLE idea that they have that is correct on ANY TOPIC.

Pick anything and ask a lib, they could not be more wrong on their reply if they tried to pick the most asinine solution. Again, they are either stupid or certifiably insane.

Point in case, the economy has been struggling for almost three years now. Something happened in that time frame that caused that decline. For the left, who worships government like normal people worship G_d, they have determined that the problem was former President Bush. Good choice.

For idiots.

You see, the President has very little to do with the federal government absconding with MONEY from those that have it. The Congress does that. And since January 2007, the Congress has been controlled by the Party of the Stupid Idiots. Some people call them Democrats, but I call them what they are, MORONS.

In just six months, the Party of Ridiculously Moronic Stupid Libtards will have controlled the Congress for three years. The exact same length of time that the economy has been going to shit.

Now the media is telling you that the economy is actually recovering and they point to the market to "prove" it. The funny thing is the market shows us the EXACT opposite. On July 20, 2007, the Dow Jones Industrial Average stood at 13,907.25. It is DOWN 4991.31 since that time. In other words, FUCKING BAD.

They also tell you that the unemployment percentage is going to grow higher throughout the year and start falling next year. What they do NOT tell you is that already the unemployment percentage is fully two clicks higher than they said it was going to be.


On Friday, the minimum wage shall be increased for the third time in less than three years. Minimum wage shall be raised to 7.25 an hour on July 24th. Please understand that this is going to EXPLODE unemployment wide FUCKING open. We are already at about ten percent, look for it to be around 12 or 13 percent by the end of the year. That is almost DOUBLE what Barry Obama and his merry band of moronic dipshits predicted.

If you want to really have fun looking at unemployment, find the US Labor Statistics for cities controlled by Democrats and compare them to ones controlled by Republicans. The difference is DRASTIC. Point in case, Rankin County, Mississippi, totally controlled by Republicans, has the LOWEST unemployment and the HIGHEST average income, while neighboring Hinds County, completely controlled BY IDIOTS, has the opposite on both metrics. SHOCKER HUH?

Also, understand this, when minimum wage is increased, people lose jobs, BUT the more important thing is that the folks that make more than minimum wage in effect receive a SALARY CUT. You still receive the same amount of money for your work, but ALL PRODUCTS GET MORE EXPENSIVE TO COVER MINIMUM WAGE. So, the least talented and least intelligent people make effectively the same money. They are NOT HELPED AT ALL, but at least they receive close to a zero sum gain.


Now, the leftist imbeciles will tell you that you are heartless and cruel if you do not help the least competent and according to STUPIDITY they are correct.

Here is the true solution to the poor problem, to the "healthcare crisis," to the unemployment problem and pretty much all of the other things that DUMB FUCKING PEOPLE whine about.

GET THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR LIVES. In order to attempt to do exactly that, Ronald Reagan introduced "Supply-Side Economics" that removed government meddling and returned money to the people that earned it. Of course, the Democrats in Congress kept spending until they were turned out in 1994. From 1994 to 2007, the DJIA went from around 3000 to over 13,000.

Final thought, Supply-Side Economics is based on the fact that those of us that PRODUCE are the catalyst to the economy. This has been proven to be true every single time it is tried. Keynesian Economics or The Economics of TWATWAFFLES is the idea that demand for certain things miraculously PRODUCES them and has NEVER worked whenever it is tried.

Y'all will have to pardon me for a while, I am off to try some Keynesian philosophy and see if my DEMANDING really tall, twin, Asian, cheerleaders, with green eyes, and large breasts and asses produces the supply. I'll let y'all know the SUCCESS of the Keynesian way, tomorrow.

Please take the time to comment.


classicaliberal said...

'TWATWAFFLES' LMAO!!! It's been said before, and cannot be said enough. The American Reinvestment and Recovery act is akin to taking a bucket full of holes and attempting to relocate water from the shallow end of the pool to the deep end. IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! But reason, evidence, sanity; none of these will stop Democratics!

classicaliberal said...
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classicaliberal said...

Did it twice. I must be a TWATWAFFLE. Really am going to subscribe to the comments this time...

Skunkfeathers said...

TWATWAFFLE!!! That phrase alone makes this post rockin'!

Leftardisms speak for themselves; it's just more fun to have Paul parse 'em to pieces ;)

6Kings said...

oh man, that was a great post. Sending out links. ha ha

ChristinaJade said...

Ya'll that TWATWAFFLE thing just may go down in history as one of the BEST WORDS EVER.

SRSLY, though, I think that 13% unemployment by the end of the year is a pretty modest figure. Already many of the expert-types are putting the current figure much higher than what is being released. Let's face it, the government's way of figuring that number doesn't exactly take everything into consideration in order to get a more accurate number.

The government not taking everything into consideration? I AM SHOCKED.

OMGosh - my word is REDSHE!! YESSSSS! :)

Andy said...

WAFFLETWAT! Nyuk. The hits just keep coming...

Andy said...

I meant TWATWAFFLE. Sigh.

Jill said...

Sounds like a word verification word-seriously WHO comes up with those words? Excellent post. i got "diall"-die all?

Jan said...

I had hopes that a Republican Congress and President would bring sense back into the country. Didn't happen.

classicaliberal said...

Found this, thought it relevant.