Friday, July 24, 2009

Six Months Four Days - And Hell Followed With Him

No, I am no Biblical scholar, I am Catholic, remember? But, taken from the King James version of the Bible, Revelation 6:8 seems to pretty much cover all of President Incompetent's plan for our country.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Now, if I think that Barry is a delivered from G_d to bring about the vengeance from above, then I have to believe that so were his "intellectual" brethren like Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and AIDS.

Then, I have to accept that this future predicted by Revelation is going to take a damn long time and it is going TO HURT.

Please take the time to comment.

(For some reason, Bible verses look better in italics to me. SKRANGE.)


classicaliberal said...

Oh Boy! Eschatology! I knew I liked this blog!

But, if PeeBo is Death upon the Pale Horse... that means he can't be the Anti-Christ!

Just which tool of Satan is he?! Or is he just a tool, period?

Andy said...

CL, he's a "tool, period."

Paul, you reached deep into the bullpen for that reference...I tip my ball cap to you!

Seriously: I know that every generation of humans since Christ has believed that they were in the "end times." That knowledge helps keep me even-keeled, and not jump over the edge of a "philosophical/theological/pissed off at life" cliff.

But I really do struggle with "my" perspective in 2009. When the planets seem to be aligning, and I can access what is going on in every corner of the planet via is a true struggle to keep on keeping on.

In fact, I know a couple of non-Bible believing guys that have just chucked it all! And I know a formerly "regular ole' Christian, highly paid biz executive that has thrown in the towel, and headed to the hills. (a close relative)

Well... I do not believe that Obama is the Anti-Christ either. One would think that the final Anti-Christ would have an IQ above broccoli, and a decent fastball.

Nope! He's a tool...

Paul Mitchell said...

Cl, the point of this post was kinda that I was thinking that Barry was vengeance, because what Andy said, the anti-Christ has GOT to be smarter. And Andy's comment about broccoli and a fastball is making the Twittah.

classicaliberal said...

Leave it to me to miss the boat. I was going with the whole 'we know he's bad, just how bad is he...' thing, while also being the stereotypical leftists conservative insinuating that he's the anti-christ.

I'll catch on before too long!

Andy said...

CL, I suspect that you "caught the boat," and was holding the rudder.

If I'm wrong, and if you believe in God, and if you are a praying man...just pray that you DO NOT CATCH ON.

Heh! You used to look like Dick your photo looks more like a real human-type dude on the golf course or something. Nice touch!

HA! My word verification is "underland."

classicaliberal said...

This is one of my favorite pictures of Dick. There erupted a small shit storm last year over the reflection in Cheney's sunglasses. Many suspected it was the reflection of a nude woman.

Turns out it was nothing quite so intriguing.

classicaliberal said...

I'm sorry, but I'm just stuck on the imagery of PeeBo on a horse. I'm afraid it's too 'manly' for him. I honestly believe the only type of horse the boy from Chicago would ride is a pommel horse.

Andy said...

Heh! Try this one out! This really is Dick Cheney in college...maybe high school...not sure. But it really is him.