Friday, August 07, 2009

Texting Betwixx Buddies II

As usual, the messages keep coming in all day long.

Him: My dad told me when he was in the Marines a dude tried to kill himself two or three times by slitting his wrist. They finally had a medical guy come in to show them how to properly kill themselves by slitting their wrist. The guy never tried it again.

Me: Stupid people should have medical assistance to kill themselves. I am a big proponent of this ideology.

Him: Agreed.

Me: I have the name of a good doctor to help you out.

Him: Whose Prison Bitch are you going to be this weekend?

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