Wednesday, January 20, 2010

May You Live in Interesting Times - Year One of Da Barry

Today marks the one year anniversary of the swearing in of President Moron McDouchetard and the utter meltdown of our federal government. It seems the amount of bullshit (measured in metric tons) that has rolled from DC since the inauguration of this idiot shall never end. As you are well aware, since you can read, Democrats only work to hurt the population of our country, to enslave people, and to make everyone poorer, so let's look at what has happened in the last year.

The main thing is that our economy has tripled the speed with which it is headed toward the shitter, well, unless you are a friend of Barry.

Is it POSSIBLE that Larry Page and Sergey Brin have DOUBLED their wealth (in one year) in the midst of the worst economic crisis in the history of economics? It is UNpossible, right?

No, folks, there are definitely benefits to being tied to corruption. Crime certainly DOES pay. No, I am not saying that Larry and Sergey are criminals, I am saying that Democrats are. I lurve The Google, but isn't it simply strange that Google has doubled its value while the rest of the world is collapsing?

And what do those folks in DC say about what they are trying to accomplish? Really crazy bullshit about PROFIT BEING BAD. But, oddly enough, the economies that they admire would not even produce a friggin' blip on the economies of our individual states. That seems somewhat counterproductive to me, but what the Hell do I know, I never won a Nobel in economics.

You want to know another GUH-RATE idea the morons in DC have? How about increasing the taxes and fees that we will have to pay to do business with our banks? Seriously, is there anyone alive that thinks the executive branch of our government has a single clue at what to do? It is like they keep doubling down on idiotic leftist ideology that is guaranteed to make things worse. OH! Wait! That IS what they are doing!

Just look at what is going on. Barry was elected to do something about medical services costs. We got a huge, sweltering bag of leather pouch sweat that shall do nothing to HELP us pay medical costs. It started out being called "healthcare reform," yet nothing in that bloated sack of crap has anything to do with medical services except to insert more and more government control on what we can and cannot do with respect to our personal finances and our health. (Keep your hands OFF my body!) So, the Democrats changed the moniker from "healthcare reform" to "insurance reform." Ignore the fact that the bill has nothing to do with that either, unless you consider INCREASING the costs tenfold as "reform."

And what about that transparency on the "healthcare" debate that Barry talked so much about? Dang, such BI-PARTISANSHIP, huh? Oh, and how do you get Democrats to sign on to your pet legislation? Well, of course, you bribe them.

With the impending Scott Brown victory in Dumbassachusetts (to be discussed later in this post), Democrats scrambled to figure out a way to pass their idiotic bill to grab a hold of your privates and wring more money from you. They shall attempt any plot and go to the end of the world to enslave all of us and wield the whip again.

Another point is the idiocy of Anthropomorphic Global Warming. Despite the fact that there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO evidence that points toward increasing temperatures, Democrats still pushed for legislation that seeks to control Earth's temperatures. When all of their leftist scientists could not produce one single instance that showed the temperature increase, the criminals in the Democrat Party started the manipulation of our lexicon to change the name of the concept to Catastrophic Climate Change. Then, the unthinkable happened. The leftist scientists were busted manipulating the data and the world saw them for what they were. Again, CRIMINALS.

Those glaciers that were allegedly retreating? Um, yeah, NOT SO MUCH. 2005 was the warmest year on record? Nope, sorry, we LIED. Longtime blogger friend, Steve B, has even more on the NOT MELTING glaciers, with many links. Good stuff for people that are not leftist scientists.

To take the eyeballs off of the leftist criminals douchebaggery, Barry jetted off on a worldwide apology tour. The President of the United States flew around the world twenty times telling everyone on earth that he was totally sorry for the past actions of our country. In plain terms, he spent OUR MONEY going around being a traitor to our country. But, at least the rest of the world now lurves them some 'Murrica, right? Well, they would lurve them some 'Murrica if it were run by Charles Manson. Really, Charles Manson? Holy shit, the whole world hates Barry Obama.

AND THEN! TERRORISM STRIKES AGAIN!!! But, the system was a success!

The Kennedy Commonwealth had a special election to find someone to replace the murdering sleazebag that had recently descending into Hell. On the one hand, a Democrat that single-handedly kept an obviously innocent man in prison for a crime that was never committed, on the other hand, a former nude model.

In a strange turn of events, the nude model DESTROYED the criminal. In what could be considered the most "progressive" state in the entire country. Granted, Scott Brown is certainly no Paul Mitchell, but to judge on the sliding scale of his home state, he is positively anarchist. And even though Brown won, it still will not keep the socialists on the moron side of the aisle from trying anything at all to meld this country into the failed policies of Stalin.

What is the left's response to the Brown victory? "Massachusetts to Teddy? Fuck you." I am glad that they are finally getting on board with the "Fuck the Kennedys" meme. Normal people have been on that page since the 1950s.

But, when even one of the main causes for the economic meltdown (and from Brown's state, too!) calls for a re-examination at the idiocy that his criminal party is promoting, maybe there is HOPE. We will wait and see, folks, but chances are really good that Barney is just looking to save his chair. Or maybe, Barney really does see the writing on the wall?

Oh, while I am at it, there was some book released a few days ago that points out the overwhelming racism of the Democrat Party obliquely. Zo kinda railed on it for a minute.

And for a much better view at the year in review of the Obama Failboat, John Hawkins chimes in. I guess that I could have saved you reading my post, but what is the fun in that, huh?

Just to point out the obvious, even one of the titular heads of the Democrat Party kinda knew that there would come a time when his party was too corrupt to stay in power.

"God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ...And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."

Also, I think that Andy must have pulled this post because he was ashamed that he was already dissing the new conservative Messiah, but he sums up my thoughts quite well.

And I am not going to let him shove his RACIST SEXIST HATER stuff down the liberal memory hole.

Please take the time to comment.


Andy said...

Jeepers, has it only been a year? It seems like Barry has been destroying the world for half my adult lifetime already.

HA! Mississippi beat out the Italians in productivity!

Dude, you know that Barney voted for Brown after he almost saw his junk in know he did. In fact, he's probably texting him as I write.

And, I did put my first impressions of Brown's victory speech back up...but thanks for snagging it...and for hepin' me figure out whether I'm retarded or not with Gooble alerts.

I pulled it originally because after posting it, I had second thoughts...the excitement of the night...his inexperience, and knowing that the whole freakin' world was watching him, etc. But man...bragging on Teddy, and the way gay mannerisms...

And, his wife needs somebody to tell her that she bears a striking resemblance to Tammy Faye, and should take a belt sander to her makeup.

His daughters seemed really cool, though.

The guy's probably okay. But, he ain't the next conservative Messiah. We still be lookin' for that.

Nyuk! WV: dildolog

Paul Mitchell said...

Oh, Andy, do NOT think that was the test for the Gooble Alerts. That is coming later in the day. I am going to try to run some traffic to your joint in a concomitant effort to understand better the Google Bomb.

Hold your horses. This might get fun. And hold Barney's horses, too. No matter how gay that might be.

Andy said...

I can't barely wait! But I don't know what "concomitant" means, but I'm down with it.

Please be gentle...

Skunkfeathers said...

Hold your own horses -- sign on a men's rest room wall

paul mitchell said...

Oh, Andy, do NOT think that was the test for the Gooble Alerts. That is coming later in the day. I am going to try to run some traffic to your joint in a concomitant effort to understand better the Google Bomb.

Hold your horses. This might get fun. And hold Barney's horses, too. No matter how gay that might be.