Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Can the Left please explain why they object to this?

When you attempt to understand the wrongheadedness of the leftist ideology, you simply must play things out to the ultimate goal.

Examples: Smaller class size equals better grades. Since everyone must admit that we have steadily been moving to ever decreasing class size and grades are FALLING, most normal people would either say there must be no correlation, or if there is, it is actually that the smaller the class, the worse the grades. But, idiots keep calling for ever decreasing class size. Doesn't it seem that the ultimate goal, if you believed the ridiculous THEORY, that 1-1 ratio, teacher to student would be the ultimate goal? Then close ALL schools and let parents pay for each kid to get an education. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Anthropomorphic Global Warming is killing us all. If global warming is even factual, and judging by the cooked data it appears that it isn't, doesn't it seem that if you kill ALL humans, the problem will be solved? This is the end result of leftist "science." PROBLEM SOLVED.

Eeeek! Our kids from poor families are not eating right and are getting too PORTLY. We should jet around the country and tell the parents the benefits of eating healthy foods. I have a better idea that ties in nicely with number two. Cut off FOOD STAMPS, then the poor kids cannot eat too much and they might lose weight or better yet, to a leftie, they might DIE! PROBLEM SOLVED.

Government spending improves the economy. Since the economy RETRACTS every time the government spends more money, doesn't it seem that the left WANTS everyone to be poor? Why not just confiscate all wealth on Earth, then everyone will be better off. Of course, this ties nicely with conundrum number two. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Senator Bunning (R-KY) is holding up an extension of unemployment benefits and COBRA funding. Since MORONS want the government to handle all medical services and for the government to employ everyone, and finally for all humans to die, doesn't this move play right into their hands? Yet, CBS calls it a "Congressional Quagmire."

You see, what passes for thought on the left is really just a patchwork quilt of attacking a small portion of a real problem. The big picture is NEVER apparent to the morons on the left.

Instead of a single clearly defined goal, the left has to go apeshit crazy on little items and address only those little items one at a time. The bigger picture is never considered because they cannot think past lunchtime.

Oh, we have a poor people problem, let's take money from people that earned it and give it to the poor people. Then, they are just astonished that the number of poor people keeps increasing and workers keep disappearing.

Hey, let's give money to single women that have kids, to help those women out. Then they are dumbfounded when single women keep having kids and the number of these women and kids keeps increasing. And then we have to start giving food stamps to these women to feed those illegitimate kids and the kids wind up fat.

Folks, if you keep addressing problems in this manner without ever looking down the road a bit, nothing shall ever change. But, I do find it odd that the lefties are pissed at Bunning, when he is basically offering to solve all of the problems that the left sees.

Please take the time to comment.

4 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

The whole thing with Bunning is just driving me nuts. Not what he is doing, 'cause the grumpy ol' codger has a point, but because people don't seem to WANT to understand what he is doing. He isn't trying to keep people from getting their money, he's just trying to make sure that money comes from the right place.

I would have LOVED to have seen the look on that dude's face from Oregon when Bunning point blank told him, "tough sh*t."

The Mayor said...

Your baby momma example is excellent. It's the same with foreign aid. We've pumped zillions of $$$ into Africa, but they're poorer than ever. Therefore, we need to pump MORE money in to solve the problem.

Makes sense.

Paul Mitchell said...

This utter lack of logic is driving me crazy. Seriously, I am about to fucking snap. This snapping action shall NOT be pretty, either.

The Mayor said...

Your baby momma example is excellent. It's the same with foreign aid. We've pumped zillions of $$$ into Africa, but they're poorer than ever. Therefore, we need to pump MORE money in to solve the problem.

Makes sense.