Thursday, September 17, 2015

On the Current State of the Nation, the World, and Paulland (#clockboylivesmatter)

Those of you that have been around since the beginning know who I am and what my life is like. I have struggled, just as we all have, to live a life that was happy, carefree, and fun. Such is the title of this blog, a tongue-in-cheek reference to a comment I made over ten years ago about not caring about poor people.

You see, in this country, the greatest in the history of the world, "poor" people drive brand new SUVs, have big screen color tee-vees, eat seven meals a day, and educate all of their children. In other words, they are by definition, NOT POOR.

Anyhoo, I have not posted on this blog like I used to because life has gotten in the way. (See photo, I got a job as a cat herder.) The only time that I post now is when something disturbs me to the borderline of having an aneurysm. Of course, the only time that happens is when a "Progressive" opens his/her/ambiguous others mouth. No, it is not every time that I hear one of THEM say something stupid that I feel that pressure building in my brain, it is only when certain things happen that I have to relax that pressure.

The clock boy brought that up yesterday. Well, the utter skull vomiting about Moslem "racism" brought that up yesterday.

If you take a stroll across the past of this country and the world since our founding, every bad thing that has ever happened has been caused by Democrats, morons, liberals, and "Progressives." But, I repeat myself, so I'll just call them "Democrats." Slavery? Democrats. Ku Klux Klan? Democrats. Internment camps? Democrats. Jim Crow Laws? Democrats. Vietnam War? Democrats. Firehoses and police dogs on civil rights marches? Democrats. Abortion? Democrats. Every assassination and assassination attempt to kill a President? Democrats. Race riots in cities? Democrats. The explosion of Moslem terrorism around the world? Democrats. Levees failing in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina hit Mississippi? Democrats. The utter failure of our education system? Democrats. The huge federal debt and the devaluation of our currency? Democrats. The death, destruction, and slaughter of Christians in the Middle East? Democrats. The militarization of our police forces? Democrats. The murders and shoot-em-ups in our schools and public places? Democrats. The complete and utter waste of resources combating non-existent global warming? Democrats. The destruction of the intact family? Democrats. The list is literally endless.

Democrats do these things because they hate themselves, and because they are so very evil, they simply have to hate every other person on planet Earth. See how that works?

You see folks, normal people know that nothing is ever mutually exclusive. Example? Okay. The removal of anything that can remotely reference an Almighty G_d from public spaces has caused a reduction in people that obey that Almighty G_d. Another? Sure, give a bunch of people everything that they need to survive, even though they are perfectly capable of providing for themselves, and they will never hit a lick at a snake again. Another? Sure, slaughter untold thousands and millions of babies, and you devalue human life to the point of no return. Another? Sure, teach children that they are Pretty Princesses, and they will forever think that they are Pretty Princesses without so much as a Royal Family on which to fall back. Another? Sure, drug a kid to the drooling point and let them listen to ghetto rap and let them play hours of first person shooters, and you have created a drugged-out monster that will kill as a first instinct.


Yesterday, we experienced a minor happening that ended with a fourteen year old boy getting handcuffed and taken out of school. Is he Moslem? He said he is, so I accept that. Did he bring a weird looking thing into school and hide it in his backpack after he was told to do that? According to him, he did. Did a teacher freak out because that thing started making noises? Of course. So, we MUST agree to all those statements. Now, on to the BLOGSHOW!!!

Democrats have always fomented a culture of hatred, bigotry, discontent, and violence. That is who Democrats are by design. History proves this point beyond any doubt, it is incontestable. Zero Tolerance Policies in our schools were designed, coordinated, and implemented by Democrats, that is also incontestable. Did this boy violate those Zero Tolerance Policies? I don't know, was this clock made out of a Pop-Tart? Was this clock made out of a five year old's finger? Was this clock drawn on a piece of paper with a pencil?

There are literally hundreds of incidents of WHITE kids getting expelled, suspended, arrested, and detained because of the Democrat's idiotic Zero Tolerance Policies, but NOW! Yes, NOW! We finally got a Moslem boy that built a clock and Democrats immediately cry "RAAAAACISM!!!!"

SHUT UP, MORONS. You do not have the required two brain cells to rub together to provide true outrage.

I am offended. Not only that, but this is exactly like the blacklivesmatter movement or the Catastrophic Global Warming movement that ignores all facts, logic, and rational thought. We simply must, must, must get all over normal WHITE people performing their normal duties with intelligence and their desire to turn back the tide of Democrat stupidity.

The little, Moslem boy acted just like the stereo-typical Democrat to police officers, too. He was an offended Pretty Princess. Seriously, in a sane world, the boy would have been sent to the office, beaten all about his narrow behind, made to run wind sprints, and then sent to the library to write 1,000 times, "I will not be a moron and I will not support the Democrat Party."

Problem solved.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Hate Didn't Kill Those Christians in South Carolina

Since I drive from Pike County, Mississippi to Jacktroit, Mississippi to work* every day, I am forced to listen to absolute stupidity on the radio for minimally two hours a day. You see, my disc player doesn't work in my free car! I guess you get what you pay for, huh?

Anyhoo, I am helpless to avoid the ridiculousness from hideously stupid people screeching about their princess feelings of OFFENSE! all of that radio time. SO. TIRED. OF. IT.

People, can we have an adult conversation at all during the terrorist reign of "Progressivism?"

Let me refresh your memory a bit. In October of 2008, I told y'all that if you elected Barry Obama that he would set race relations back one hundred years and that we would have race wars.

Okay, I'll stop for a minute to let y'all tell me how right I was.

Do I blame Barry Obama for the race wars that have been going on since 2010? Of course not, Barry is too stupid to know what he is doing. Remember, he picked Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vee-Pee to make himself look smart by comparison.

Who do I blame? Us. The normal people that get up every morning and go to work, feed our families, and never bathe our dogs. We have allowed the dumbest of the dumb to be Peter Principled into becoming our rulers. Folks, we have pre-paid medical services demanded by our government at double the cost and half the service of what we had just two years ago!

Now we have the entire nation going beeezerkers over Dylann Roof (snowballing into the ridiculous flag puking!) and it has finally pulled me out of my hibernation.

Did anyone stop to think that Roof shot up a church? Hells to the naw, it has to be a Black church. The important thing to the "Progressive" cult is the color of the people killed. But, WAIT!!! What about #chiraq? If Black people getting killed was important, really, why aren't the race hustlers on color tee-vee every night talking about the Black folk getting dead in Chicago? Oh, because those folks are just getting killed by other Black folk. I guess that is okay. It is just more of the typical political gamesmanship that we always get from "Progressives."

Of course, we knew that we would hear about guns after this. Yes, we all know that is a strawman, but let's hit it for a minute.

MURDER IS ILLEGAL, YOU MORONS!!! Do you think that making guns totally illegal (and all of them gently tossed into space) will make murder stop? Dude, Cain killed Abel with a rock. It is the man that kills. Oh, hippos kill, too, but they are almost as stupid as the current President. No, really they aren't.

Can I solve the murder and violent crime crisis? Easily. Put convicted murderers to death. Quickly. That means within a year or so, not forty years later. You can argue that the death penalty does not deter crime, but I shall ask, "Um, then why way back when we were ending the lives of murderers, was violent crime a fraction of what it is now?" Answer, please?

Since we have not taken the time to stop the nonsense from figures of authority for so long, we cannot blame anyone for the state of the country except us. Yes, I know we have more important things to do other than point out that Bruce Jenner is a sick man and needs help instead of being heralded as a hero/heroine by idiots. His/her/ambiguous other's family must really, really be messed up and hard. Oh, and do not even get me started on that white chick in Washington posing as a Black woman. People actually said, on national television no less, that maybe she really IS Black. I slapped myself unconscious with THAT facepalm.

I can honestly say that never in the history of mankind have so many morons, idiots, and imbeciles been given the reigns of power. Even during the Woodrow Wilson administration there were actual Democrats that were not morons. Oh, don't get me wrong, they were always racist power-mad thugs, but at least they had a clue what they were doing. Jimmuh Cartuh was not as stupid as the "Smartest President in History" and that is saying a mouthful.

Now, how do we right the Ship of Fail that we have sailed? Well, we simply say, "Pull your pants up, moron, your underwear is showing." Or, "Jimmy Bob, come here, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap." Or, "Please quit protesting for fifteen dollars an hour so you can drop that basket of fries in that lard, Einstein." Or, "The temperature of the Earth is LOWER than it was fifteen years ago, Global Warming is NOT. A. THING."

Now, about the flag. Yes, I care. Not because I am a racist, but because you do not give children candy when they throw a hissy fit, you take your belt off and give them a reason to cry. When this whole fabricated racist episode dies down and you want to calmly talk about being "offended," I shall entertain your reasoned arguments. I probably won't agree with your offense, but I will at least listen to you with an active mind.

No, Jamal, the Tennessee Battle flag is NOT oppressive and offensive, your lack of knowledge of history is.

Again, hate did not kill those Christians in South Carolina. A murdering imbecile named Dylann Roof did. Do I really care why? Well, only to give a jury more of a reason to put him to death. Of course, I'll be dead from old age before that happens because of "Progressive" ideology that has rendered the death penalty a farce.

No, "Progressives" have never solved a problem ever in their history, but HEY! being "Progressive" is cool and stuff to stupid people.

*Look it up, Democrats, but have some tissues nearby, it'll make you cry and stuff

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

An Update and a Bleg (UPDATED)

I know that the last time that y'all heard from me, I was lamenting my loss from ten years ago. Such is the nature of loss.

My life has changed dramatically since late June. Yes, it is all for the good of the world, too.

Anyhoo, my future and the future of my family is pretty much determined and we require your help to make things start out in the right direction. We are starting a non-profit that is going to center on helping individuals in small towns across this country, among other things. I think that we can all agree that small town folks in this country have been ignored for long enough.

This is where y'all come in. We are not approved just yet, so don't donate a bunch of money, hopefully we will have that distinction very soon. But! We already have someone that is in dire need of help and this cannot wait.

Remember W-A-Y back in July 2014 when the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge blowed up on the webby-nets? Well, there is a disease that is similar to ALS called Childhood Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy and it affects younger boys. We know such a child.

This young boy has gone from a vibrant, active child last December to someone that has lost almost all motor skills, the ability to talk, and is bedridden or wheelchair bound. It was brutally swift and the resources of the family are miniscule to say the least.

They need a good, dependable car and badly. We need your help to make that happen. At the top right of this page, just under my email and RSS feed buttons, is a link to my Pay Pal marked "Donate." Do it.

Send this post to everyone you know and get them to donate. Give five bucks, give a hundred bucks, give a thousand, just give some cash. I will compile a list of all those people who donate and I will put you on my list of folks to spam like crazy once this non-profit gets off the ground for good, too. (<<---This is a joke. Seriously.) Y'all know me. If there is one thing in this world you know about me it is that I always do what I say I am going to do. Make this happen for this kid and his family, please. Oh, and I might bring back College Gameday for a couple of weeks during the end of this season if y'all win at this thing. Hit your knees right now for this boy and his folks, too. Please take the time to comment.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

It's Been Ten Years...

...and it is still the same.

Here it is nine years ago.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Please Keep Your Bedroom Out of the Middle of the Street and MacApple Blasphemy

I know that I have pretty much stopped posting on this blog and for that I am truly sorry. I enjoy blogging, I really do, but I want to become a scratch golfer again. Knockdown eight irons take time.

Anyhoo, I actually listened to a few minutes of the Rush Limbaugh program today and he made me so angry that I had to vent. Disclaimer: I listen to Rush about five minutes a week when RAP!!! music comes on the country stations I receive. Rapping is not country music, folks. Correction, rapping ain't music at all.

While I have this publish window open, I wanted to do some gay-bashing, too. Disclaimer 2: I am a graduate of the College of Architecture at Mississippi State University. To date, I am the only heterosexual male graduate of that college. I am sure that some of the chicks that attend that college are gay too, but there is no way to tell that. Most of the chick architecture students dress like homeless people, so they all look like Buffarillo O'Donnell all the time, anyway. Furthermore, I work in the architecture industry and have never met another straight male in my chosen profession. Object all you want, you closet-dwellers and those of you in cover marriages.

Here's the gay skinny. There are currently two states in the United States of America, of which I am aware, that are currently working on legislation to keep from forcing Christian businesses from having to promote Un-Christian lifestyles. This falls in line with that pesky First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. In case you are unaware, being gay is NOT a religion, even though some gay folks act like it is. Think about how "courageous" Michael Sam is, folks. His courage comes from what he prefers to do in the privacy of his own bedroom. True courage from Michael Sam comes the minute he looks at an angry one up close on national television. It does not take courage to admit that you are gay in these times because you are immediately deemed "courageous." Hell, you can hump remote controls all day and draw welfare and are deemed "courageous" because you are breaking free from your heteronormal RAAAAACISM!!!

Now, in regards to the legislation to keep Christians from having to promote homosexuality, many differing opinions have been bandied about trying to justify FORCING someone to break the tenets of their religion. (Sidebar: The funniest opinion was about religions that are against interracial marriage. I think that the only religion that adheres to that tenet is The Nation of Islam, but I could be wrong.) Just so you know, that is against the First Amendment because it absolutely changes the "free exercise thereof" language in that amendment. This argument should trump anything that gay folks can argue. Your sexual preferences do not force me to give up my free exercise of my religion, sorry. I am endowed that right from my Creator and then guaranteed that right in the Constitution, and your chosen behavior doesn't affect that FACT.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

So, shut up and buy your cake somewhere else. Try the Muslim bakery down the street, if they haven't blown it up yet, that is bound to go swimmingly.

What Rush did today that got me so bent out of shape was argue for the benefits of giving tax breaks to businesses to locate certain places. Having to even broach this topic proves that Rush thinks that most people are stupid, but the caller was obviously one of those stupid people.

Once again, businesses DO NOT PAY TAXES, people. Technically, that tax money is filtered through the business, but if a business doesn't pass that overhead cost on to its customers, it will surely fail from LACK OF PROFIT.

With feeling, "PROFIT IS GOOD!"

Think about sales tax, people. Any business is usually required to collect sales tax on any product or service that it distributes or performs. That tax is right on the bottom of your receipt, too. But, property taxes that the business pays are also on your receipt as well. It just so happens that it is figured into the price of that item that you are purchasing before that item is placed on the sales floor. All taxes levied on any business are figured right there into the cost of the things that you are purchasing.

Quite simply, if you are arguing for increased taxes on corporations or businesses, you are simply asking to pay more for that item. Because you are a freaking moron.

Minimum wage is a tax, too. If the government forces me to pay Rahim twenty dollars an hour to taste test my company's breath mints, those breath mints are going to be pricey until I can figure out how to build a machine to taste test breath mints. Then Mr. Rahim is going to be dumpster diving again and his breath is gonna be rank, yo! Never let it be said that I did not let y'all know this one little fact, TRUE minimum wage is ZERO. President Failboat has been wildly successful in teaching us that, too. Of course, he is too stupid to understand what horrible damage he and his ilk have done to this country and employment. Hey, but remember when he was against "gay marriage?" Weird, huh?

Anyhoo, again, the corporation that Dummy MacStupidass was whining about on Rush was MacApple. Seems they got a bunch of tax breaks to move a facility into a certain area. Now that governmental body, that offered the tax breaks, is trying to renege on the promised breaks to help pay for additional infrastructure. Nope. A big, ol' bucket of nope. MacApple ain't playing it and said they'd be leaving if that happens. If MacApple bails, good for them. I hope they bring in workers from outside the area to dismantle the building and move it, too, then default on the property taxes. Then, the infrastructure upgrades are not needed, right? So, government just killed jobs and infrastructure upgrades, too, right?

Oh, very rarely does government do anything good for anyone, but that should go without saying to people that read my ramblings.

(Image above is the quarterback tryouts for the uSCCC Trojans a few years ago. On the left is Matt Leinart and I think that the other one is Carson Palmer, but I could be wrong. But, Michael Sam is the first gay person to declare for the draft. R-I-G-H-T!)

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Friday, November 29, 2013

My Apologies to TSUN (I was wrong!)

I just wanted to take the opportunity to apologize to my friends from TSUN. I have trash talked y'all unmercifully since I was about four years old. I picked We Suck to win the Battle for the Golden Egg by seventeen points this year. I made that call back in July, not because We Suck was so very good (because they aren't), but because TSUN was so very bad.


Last night we learned exactly how bad TSUN is. Bo Wallace, the Junior "quarterback" for TSUN, had a whopping 18.2 QBR. Seriously. TSUN's offense crossed midfield but three times, once only to the 48 yard line. The two trips to the RED ZONE netted one field goal because TSUN missed like a 26 yarder or something.

The Four Letter continually referred to TSUN's "high powered" offense this year because you have to be an insaniac to work at The Four Letter. Get this, TSUN is ranked 28th and 43rd in passing and rushing, respectively. We Suck is ranked 55th and 48th. H-U-G-E difference, huh? Last night, they combined for the yardages that each team was averaging per game. Great job.

Now, about We Suck. If I had the power, Dan Mullen would have been given his final check midway through the second quarter (of the Oklahoma State game!!!). This dude was brought to We Suck to bring the offense. HO-LEE SHEE-IT!!! We Suck has less than 3000 yards passing on the year.

Finally, I am already predicting the score from next year's match-up in Klansingtonville between TSUN and We Suck. We Suck by fourteen.

Oh yeah, CROOM!!!

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Saturday, September 07, 2013

College Gameday - Week 2 September 15, 2013

I figured out how to make the old College Gameday Scoreboard work again. Enjoy.

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