Crazier Things Have Happened, but This Ain't Crazy

I have been giving this Presidential race a bunch of thought lately. As I am certain that you have as well.

I think that we are all in agreement that Barry Obama has been a failure of Biblical proportions who normal people knew he would be.  He simply has to go and soon.  I have four hundred three (403) reasons why.

So, who are the choices as of today?  Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul.  Not the ideal lineup, but ALL are infinitely better than Barry Obama.

Here's the rundown.

Mitt Romney is at best a Moderate.  He is certainly NOT a Conservative by any stretch of the imagination and the ONLY redeeming quality that he has was his employment at Bain Capital.  (The link leads to the opposition research performed by The McCainiac during the last primary.)  Bain is it.

Mitt is a no-go.  Under no circumstances will I ever pull a lever for Mitt Romney unless it is to give him control of my investment capital of which I have ZERO.

Newt offers a better history of accomplishments in government, but I have a minor problem with Newt.  You see, any man that cheats on his spouse is a horrible person.  That is another reason I cannot stand Barry Obama, too.  Barry's gay fling with Reggie Love (and possibly Larry Sinclair), while he was married, was a deal breaker not withstanding his racist Democrat affiliation.  Newt is no different in my opinion.

The way I think on this is simple.  You certainly have friends that tell you at the end of their relationship, "BUT!  I never cheated!!"  Please understand, fidelity in a relationship is the very MINIMUM you can achieve, NOT the maximum.  To utter the "I didn't cheat" thingy does not impress me at all.  Newt was incapable of providing the minimum daily requirements to (allegedly) the most important person in his life.  Why would anyone expect him to provide anything that he promises to anyone ever again?

So, Newt is a no-go.  Well, unless for some reason I need to get creeped out by some weird talking history professor and chances of that happening are slim to none.

I like Rick Santorum's value structure.  He's a good guy.  He is a straight-laced guy.  He's a trustworthy, quality individual.  The media will destroy him just like they are trying with Timbow.

No chance with Santorum.  Unless G_d intervenes.

Ron Paul is my crazy, vote 'em up guy and let me tell you why.

You know for a fact that he is solid on economic issues, but you are shitting the bed over his isolationist ideology and weird-ass foreign policy notions.

Don't sweat it, player.

This election is about two things, getting non-deadbeats back to work and cutting government spending.  Ron Paul would certainly back the cutting (or abolishing entirely) of minimum wage.  He would back cutting income taxes.  He would screech crazily about ending the Fed, the Departments of Energy, Education, Interior, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, and Homeland Security.  Holy shit, he might even get one or two of them gone if he goes nutsoid enough.

Those will be good things.  And hopefully, someone will convince him to concentrate on those long enough that he wouldn't do any permanent damage to the military or destroy entirely our interests overseas.

I am totally in on the Revolution and I am now officially a Paul-Bot.

Fire away.  But, Barry has to go.  NOW.

You ARE Going to Die - An Ode to Viagra

 *Insert uproariously funny dick joke here*

Since this is an election year, the really stupid people are trying to get out in front of the rout that Barry Obama and his Slavery Party rightly deserve.  The only thing that Barry has actually done since he was elected is destroy any chance of us ever having a decent medical services apparatus.  Oh, and make our country a laughing stock around the world.  Most people know this, but keep in mind, stupid people are stupid.  They cannot comprehend what has happened with our medical delivery system since ObamaCare was passed.

Oh, try to ignore the fact that in 2010, Barry Obama led the Democrat Party to the worst electoral defeat in history.

So, morons are coming out of the woodwork to try to convince their imbecilic brethren that Barry Obama has done something good.  Check it.

If you are a true masochist, click the image to see the stupidity full size.  You see, there is only one freaking thing worse than someone thinking that they can live forever, it is someone that tries to promote the idea that another can live forever.

What this woman actually accomplished was for another person to DIE, because she took resources from someone else.  Remember the "Progressive" ideology, for someone to get anything, another person has to get nothing or maybe it's everyone gets everything, shit I cannot remember what the Hell they believe this week.  You see, "Progressivism" teaches us that everything is mutually exclusive, yet NOTHING is mutually exclusive.  Yeah, I know, that seems contradictory because IT IS.  "Progressivism" is a contradiction in every way.  That is why only stupid people are "Progressive."

Now, in a normal person's mind, it goes something like this, "You know, since 1973, Democrats have made it increasingly more difficult to afford to go to the doctor, so I better set aside a bunch of money to accomplish that.  Let me put off taking out more student loans to go back to college to get a Ph.D. in advanced puppetry." 

In the mind of an idiot, like Barry Obama, it goes like this, "You know only poor people and people without a brain in their head will vote for me, so I better take a bunch of money away from normal people to help dumbasses live longer to go back to college to get their degree in advanced puppetry."

Oh, and since only normal people can understand the stupidity of trying to deplete the gene pool by allowing stupid people to live longer, therefore totally negating Darwinism and the Theory of Natural Selection, the powers that be continue to take money from the successful to give to the lowest dregs of humanity in existence.  Yes, there will always be more dumb people than smart people and that divide grows greater every second that "Progressives" are allowed to run our school system. 

No, I do not want this woman to die, but no matter what she does, she is going to die.  So,in order to stem the stupidity tide coming from "Progressives," we need to start asking the intelligent questions, "At what age do you want everyone to die?"  Obviously, they are too stupid to understand life EXPECTANCY and averages, but we already knew that.  Funny, you would think that since "Progressives" want stupid and poor people to live forever, they would go to the mat protecting the life of babies, because face it, babies are the dumbest people on Earth.  Hell, babies cannot even make a sammich!  AND!  They do not have any money at all.  Moron and broke-ass poor is by definition, "Progressive."

Here is what "Progressives" think about medical services, "Everyone, but people that work for every, little thing they have, who we call the 'RICH', should be able to afford to go to the doctor at any time for anything.  This includes getting free tattoos, genital piercings, ear plates, breast bags, liposuction, plus hair and nail extensions whenever we want them!  Except babies, they need to die all the time because we hate babies."

Now, let me see if I can summarize all of the "Progressive" ideology on a few topics.

Wages/Income: Raise the dollar amount of the paycheck of the lowest wage earner (least capable employee) to reduce the value of the person who makes more than minimum wage.  Hell, let's pay the least capable the very same amount as the smartest person at the company!

Education: Reduce the emphasis on mathematics, science, language, history, and philosophy so we can promote only skin color and sexual deviancy as the merits needed for advancement in school.  (President Barry Obama!)  Then, since the education received at the grade school levels is so poor that everyone has to go to college just to be able to read, let's start giving free money to people that want to be prison guards and need a four year degree to carry a baton to control prisoners or others that just want to rant and rave about "inequality."  Let's call that "Criminal Justice" and "Sociology," respectively.

Medical Services: Let's force employers to cover bushy eyebrows and yellow fingernails in the attempt to make everyone pretty and so everyone can have the "self-esteem" necessary to expect everything to be handed to them.  At the same time, let's give a bunch of free food to everyone and never expect them to accomplish anything to receive that free food.  OH!  While we're at it, let's give them free satellite tee-vee so they can sit around and watch stupid "Progressive" shows all day long while they are sitting on their ever-expanding fat asses.  Then, let's cough up our skulls about the "epidemic" of OBESITY!!!

Military: Who needs one?

Summary: It appears that in order to adhere to the tenets of "Progressivism," one has to revert to the culture, society, and intelligence of the Middle Ages or prior historical eras.  Not only that, everyone must die at the very same time.

Now, I said all of the above to say this, you are going to die no matter how much of my paycheck you commandeer to pay for lessers to live longer than my bank account.  Quit taking my money to waste on stupid stuff, dipshit.  And what does this have to do with Viagra?  Well, Viagra is one of the best selling drugs of all time and received no government money to be developed.  Success or the very opposite of "Progressivism?"  You betcha and you got WOOD.

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Mississippi and the Tort Reform to Preempt ObamaCare

With the freight train of November's elections barreling down on us poor, little kitty cats walking across the tracks, we are going to get bombarded with the alleged things that President Dipshit has accomplished while he takes breaks from his horrible, horrible golf game.

Let me just tell you, he ain't done nothing good and to the poor golf courses he has played, at least new sod can be laid and you will recover.  The damage that Obama has wrought on the wallets on everyone on Earth is infinitely more permanent.

Now, a simple disclaimer, this post is going to link a bunch of seemingly unrelated stuff, they are related, if you need help making the connection, shoot me an e-mail and we'll take it off blarq.  Another disclaimer, "Progressives" are wrong.  On everything they believe.  Because they are stupid.  And ugly.  And like cats.  And reality tee-vee.

Now, I got in this discussion over on a friend's FAILbook page and I made some comments that others disputed.  One dipshit got downright offensive in her moonbat screeching.  Believe it or not, I was NICE.  Sorry, there is simply no talking to some folks because they got dumbass in the brain.  Why waste vitriol on someone too stupid to understand it?  But, I am here to try to set her back on the straight and narrow.  Naw, it ain't gonna work, she is gonna shove her head up Obama's ass until the brown M&Ms satisfy her.

Here was my comment that drew her imbecilic rant, "Ronnie Musgrove reduced our OB-GYN doctors to ONE licensed in our state. All the babies did not die, either.  Megatron (not her real name), I am against killing babies."  (By the way, the original post on her FAILbook was about Amendment 26 in Mississippi.)

Anyhoo, in case you do not remember the campaign between Haley and Governor Mousy, Haley spoke non-freaking-stop about the overwhelming need for tort reform in our fair state, even though Runny signed a reform law in 2002.  In one article I read the writer stated that Haley spoke on tort reform in EVERY campaign speech he made, even though I find that hard to believe.  But, Haley did receive a "Public Official of the Year Award" for his tort reform work and other stuff.  The need for tort reform was in part because Judicial District 22 had become one of the judicial Hell-Holes for national class action lawsuits.  Here is the list from 2002 in pdf format.  How about this, I was right in the Judicial District and the county right off the top of my head from seven years ago!!!  No, I am unimpressed with my memory, it is supposed to be flawless, more on that later, maybe.


One of things that I ran into when actually trying to find the data from that far back, 2002-2004, was dead, freaking links.  One of the posts that would have proven to be beneficial was this one from Overlawyered.  All dead links.  YAY!  Not to mention, since Obama was elected, the very same problems that were solved back then have been reintroduced to our lives.  It is like he set out to undo every piece of actual progress in the last 100 years.


Our "debate" on FAILbook also included my referencing the Lawsuit Abuse Reduction Acts of 2004, 2005, and 2011.  And here is the actual text of the tort reform HB 13 as sent to Haley.  And here is a brief rundown of what HB 13 accomplished.  I do hope that you noticed that HB 13 stopped the fleeing of physicians and insurance agencies?  Insurance Commissioner George Dale said that FORTY-FOUR insurance companies stopped doing business in our state, yet someone on the thread said that never happened.  Am I the only person that remembers State Farm not taking any new customers in Mississippi back in 2002, then coming back in 2004 just to get run out of the state again in 2007?


Here's a little background on the legislative battles being fought at the time.  Remember, until 2010, the Mississippi State House was run by the Democrats.  No, we were NOT a Red State until last year.


When I made the comment that insurance companies quit serving our state and doctors had no insurance, I knew that I could reference blurbs in the Clarion Ledger and the Natchez Democrat (about halfway down the page) stating which insurance companies were moving back to Mississippi in 2005 and that Medical Assurance Company of Mississippi cut its rates by five percent (5%).  Up until the 2004 tort reform was enacted, rates were rising on average twenty percent (20%) per year.  Please ignore the amount of investment listed from businesses, NOT insurers, moving into Mississippi.  No, don't ignore it.

What I did NOT count on is being unable to find the actual 60 Minutes report on our plight in Mississippi that actually led to an FBI investigation.  The problem there is that 60 Minutes has one brazillion links to some ridiculous stuff from Barry Obama this year.  You know, because they have to get him reelected at all costs!

Oh, how I wish I could find the Clarion Ledger's 2002 Fighting Lawyers, Fleeing Doctors: Seeking a Cure series.  Little help there?

Oh, here is Haley on that ridiculously named, "HEALTHCARE."

Now, even though there are plenty of links that back up the vast majority of what I said, unlimited posts cover this very topic, I simply cannot find an independent source that addresses the OB-GYN crisis that we had in our state. 

Here's my dinner.


Oh, and y'all join me for your half, too.


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Red State v. Blue State - An Update

Whenever a debate breaks out with a "Progressive," they try to lie their way through that debate, frame the argument in whatever light they choose, and basically just set up strawmen and knock them down. I have never run across a "Progressive" that possesses any debating skill at all because they cannot comprehend mathematics, science, language, history, geography, philosophy, logic, nor any other topic that is needed for successful debate.

Which brings about my return to Your MoM. I gotta see what really happened with the elections last year and make a prediction on what the future holds.

I penned a post in March of 2010 pointing out the Red-Blue division of the States to try to dispel the stupidity regarding Mississippi being considered a "Red State." Here's the rundown. At the time, there were fourteen (14) true Red states, twenty-seven (27) Blue states, and nine (9) states that were split. Of course, the Smartest President in History thinks that there are sixty (60) states, but I am not as smart as he is, so I only count fifty (50).

Since we have had three years of wonderful leadership from Barry Obama, I thought that I would check on how many states he has added to the Blue column.

The states that are currently Red by my legitimate standard are Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. Twenty-nine total. (Gains in BOLD. Holds in italics.) Notice that not one single state was LOST?

Last year: States with budgets controlled by Republicans are Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.

The states that are currently run by imbecilic morons are Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia. Fifteen total. (Gains in BOLD. Holds in italics.) How many GAINS do you count?

Those states that are run by smart people and dumb people are Alaska, Colorado, Iowa, Kentucky, New York, and Oregon. Six total. (Gains in BOLD. Holds in italics.)

Last year: The state houses are split in nine states, Alaska, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Montana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, and Virginia.

Let's do the tally of what the election of Barry Obama has done to the roster. When Barry took office, he had twenty-seven Blue states, fourteen Red, and nine mixed. Republicans picked up fifteen states and Democrats lost twelve. Of the fifteen states that the Republicans picked up, eight came straight from the Democrats instead of filtering through the split thingy. In other words, the midterm elections were an absolute SLAUGHTER for Obama's policies and those of his moronic party. I honestly believe that the bludgeoning they took last year points toward even The McCainiac being electable next year. Hell, the Republicans could probably run Bob Dole and still win.

Also, you are probably wondering why I would post the 1976 Presidential Election results map. It was to point out that all the racists left the Democrat Party back in the 1960s. And that Nixon developed the Southern Strategy that brought all the racists to the Republican Party, even though he did not carry the South in 1968, every state but Massachusetts voted for him in 1972, and then Southern folks went for Jimmuh Cartuh in 1976. Strange, that racist thing is kinda a big, fat lie. Oh, it came from Democrats/"Progressives."

Don't believe me about the new Red v. Blue? Check it!

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Whittle for Independence Day

"Progressivism" is a cancer and it kills everything about everyone it touches. Help start the healing for everyone you know that is stricken with the disease.



And quit saying, "Happy fourth of July," please. It's Independence Day.

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As Usual, A Head's Up

Around six years ago, I started this blog as a therapeutic release for a bunch of pent-up emotions and thoughts that I was experiencing from the loss of my beloved wife. It helped muches and bunches, too. It was fun, it was easy to dump a bunch of poison out of my system with the anonymity that blogging offered, and I met a slew of great blogging friends. However, there comes a time in everyone's life where they have to put stuff down and move on.

That time for me is now.

It is not that I do not have plenty more to bitch about and it is certainly not about the fact that I am going to withdraw from blogging entirely, but my time doesn't allow me to continue to blog with the veracity that I have in the past and I am not one to do things half-assed. Wide-open, 100 miles per hour for me, y'all.

I am still going to check my reader daily and comment on stuff that moves me as I always have, it is just that posting is going to be almost non-existent here. If at all.

Just so you know, in this blog's heyday, we were pulling down five thousand hits and almost sixty comments a day. The conversation with y'all was awesome, too. That made my day every day that it happened. Thank you so much.

Now, on to the rest of my life and I hope that y'all keep e-mailing and calling, too. You folks are wicked awesome!

Paul

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Lexington, Kentucky: America's laziest city revealed by Men's Health magazine | Mail Online

Lexington, Kentucky: America's laziest city revealed by Men's Health magazine | Mail Online:

Not a shocker, Lexington and Jackson are far left liberal towns.

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