Today is the eighth anniversary of the first post of this here blarq.
Yay.
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Friday, February 01, 2013
Saturday, December 22, 2012
WAITAMINUTE!!! MURDER Should Be ILLEGAL!!!
Since the last Up East "Gun-free Zone" school slaughter, we have been inundated with talk about making guns illegal. Since "Progressives" should not be trusted to cross the street without guidance from a thinking adult, do not listen to them at all on how to make our lives safer.
Since making laws keeps criminals from doing typical criminal stuff, why not just make MURDER illegal?
Problem solved. You're welcome.
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Since making laws keeps criminals from doing typical criminal stuff, why not just make MURDER illegal?
Problem solved. You're welcome.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, December 21, 2012
Gun Control, Religion, Co-Existence, and "Progressive" Lies
As is typical on Your MoM, this is a rambling, disconnected, and multifaceted post that has difficulty tying anything together. Sue me, you get what you pay for.
Since the Presidential election, we have been bombarded with news and ranting detailing the wrongness of things that we KNOW are right and the rightness of the things that we KNOW are wrong. This morning, the very first thing that I saw was some moron trying to state, as empirical fact, that NOTHING has caused more deaths than religion.
That moron could not have been further from the truth.
You see, in this day and age, about one hundred fifty years after the legitimizing of full-blown stupidity as "enlightened knowledge," we have strayed so far away from true intelligence that we now have a society that rewards incompetence and punishes success. I present Barry Obama, the President, as empirical evidence of that FACT.
Instead of religion, trying to get something for nothing has killed more people than anything else, including the Bubonic Plague, by about six hundred thousand times. In other words, "Progressive" government and philosophy own the leaderboard of Murder, Death, Kill.
In case you do not know, over fifty million deaths have occurred in the United States since 1973. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Sixty-five million deaths have occurred in the People's Republic of China since 1949. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Ninety million deaths have occurred in Russia since 1922. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Three million in Germany. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion. (Well, other than the VICTIMS.)
By way of comparison, the Crusades, the Catholic effort to beat back the murdering hordes of Islam, claimed less than two million lives. The Thirty Years War, Protestant v. Catholic, claimed about eight million lives. Combined, those are not even close to the death toll produced by "Progressivism."
Now, we keep trying to find a reason for what happened Up East last week, too. In case you are interested, here is a list of all the school KILLINGS in the United States.
None of these killings involved religion, none involved a consistent method of slaughter, none showed any consistent perpetrator of the crime, and they were spread nationwide.
If you will notice, the ONE THING that all of these CRIMES have in common is that they were perpetrated at SCHOOLS. The ONLY way to end these types of CRIME are to OUTLAW SCHOOLS.
You're welcome, problem solved.
And if you are really interested in reducing murder, mayhem, and slaughter, outlaw "Progressive" ideology.
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That moron could not have been further from the truth.
You see, in this day and age, about one hundred fifty years after the legitimizing of full-blown stupidity as "enlightened knowledge," we have strayed so far away from true intelligence that we now have a society that rewards incompetence and punishes success. I present Barry Obama, the President, as empirical evidence of that FACT.
Instead of religion, trying to get something for nothing has killed more people than anything else, including the Bubonic Plague, by about six hundred thousand times. In other words, "Progressive" government and philosophy own the leaderboard of Murder, Death, Kill.
In case you do not know, over fifty million deaths have occurred in the United States since 1973. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Sixty-five million deaths have occurred in the People's Republic of China since 1949. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Ninety million deaths have occurred in Russia since 1922. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion.
Three million in Germany. LEGALLY. Please tie this to a particular religion. (Well, other than the VICTIMS.)
By way of comparison, the Crusades, the Catholic effort to beat back the murdering hordes of Islam, claimed less than two million lives. The Thirty Years War, Protestant v. Catholic, claimed about eight million lives. Combined, those are not even close to the death toll produced by "Progressivism."
Now, we keep trying to find a reason for what happened Up East last week, too. In case you are interested, here is a list of all the school KILLINGS in the United States.
None of these killings involved religion, none involved a consistent method of slaughter, none showed any consistent perpetrator of the crime, and they were spread nationwide.
If you will notice, the ONE THING that all of these CRIMES have in common is that they were perpetrated at SCHOOLS. The ONLY way to end these types of CRIME are to OUTLAW SCHOOLS.
You're welcome, problem solved.
And if you are really interested in reducing murder, mayhem, and slaughter, outlaw "Progressive" ideology.
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Sunday, August 12, 2012
This Just In!
Has anyone noticed the new bar at the bottom of the page?
Gimme one month and Your MoM will be back on the air, LIVE!
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Saturday, June 30, 2012
The United States Feeds the World
We also are the only country on Planet Earth that will protect the weak. Sadly, profit has never been a motivator for our military actions because if that were the case, there would be no Muslims in charge of the petroleum in the Middle East, amiright? Of course, "Progressives" are so freaking stupid that they continuously keened, "NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!" Of course, "Progressives" think that profit is a bad thing. They think that because they are morons.
I am posting this because I simply cannot comment about some ridiculously stupid comments made by a moronic school teacher on a friend's FAILbook page. That would probably embarrass her like it did the last time. I love that friend like my own daughter and the brain rot that this teacher has fed her is toxic to her world. My friend might not realize it now (or ever), but to teach anything other than the United States of America is the greatest country ever is down right irresponsible.
Sidebar: The fact that the United States is the greatest country in the history of the world allows all of her citizens to accomplish whatever they decide to accomplish. Why do you think that the Patels own all the hotels?
On to the blogshow!!!
Now, this idiot teacher told his students that the United States is NOT exceptional. At this particular point in time, with President Jughead Clowncar running it into the ground, I kinda agree, but our country will survive Barry Obama, just like we survived Jimmuh Cartuh. Maybe our individual freedoms are being squandered right now, but that shall change as more and more people go hungry and are reality-shocked into abandoning "Hope and Change."
You see, feeding the world is a tall order and quite a few things go into making that happen. New strains of seed, new equipment with which to harvest crops, new techniques for increasing yields, technology, testing, innovation, the list is endless to what is happening daily to feed six billion, nine hundred million people.
What is the possible connection to Professor Dumbass' statements? Well, in order to make these feeding thingies happen, we need fuel. Since the "Progressives" have made it impossible to extract the fuel from the largest reserves known to man in the United States, we have to get that fuel from the Middle East and other Third Century shitholes. To accomplish that, we have to forever fight the Muslims who want everyone to die from starvation rather than get food from the Greatest Country in World History.
Now, for the most part, my posts in the past have been focused on the stupidity and downright humorous blathering from those on the left because I love to point and laugh at those idiots. But, slowly I am coming to realize that more and more people do not possess the intelligence to see the basic problems caused by actions of those on the stupid side of the ideological divide. Why can those good, decent folks not see how stupid "Progressives" are? Because the public school teachers FORCE kids to learn things that are untrue.
Untrue as in, Conservatives are FARRIGHT!!! No, Conservatives are dead center because Obama is far left and total anarchy is far right. That right there is what is called FACT. To state otherwise is to ignore language, definitions of words, and quite simply, reality.
We have to take the initiative to teach our kids to think for themselves if we are not going to hold their teachers accountable. Ignore the fact that we sat idly by while the government made education into a forced torture for our kids.
Let's try this out for a spell. Burning anything certainly changes the quality of the air around us, but is that the worst thing ever? Of course not. Drowning while on fire is the worst thing. We simply have to accept the fact that there are no two things that are mutually exclusive and we have to choose to do the thing that kills less people. Seems simple, right?
So, when the United States went to the Middle East to bomb Iraq back two weeks into the Stone Age, we were simply doing it so we could continue to feed all the starving kids in Africa. Was destroying Iraq a GOOD thing? Of course not, but it was necessary to continue to feed all the kids in Africa. But, the Iraqis did invade Kuwait to begin with, was that a good thing? No, Iraq invaded Kuwait to get more oil and make more kids in Africa die from starvation. Is the United States exceptional for freeing Kuwait? You damn skippy.
The point that I am trying to make is that we have allowed a bunch of unintelligent, America-hating "Progressives" to teach our kids that we are wrong for doing the right thing and that we are the same as everyone else in the world.
Those imbeciles are dead wrong, the United States is certainly better than the rest of the world. Oh, and if the rest of the world takes offense to reading the truth, maybe they should try to suck a little less.
Please take the time to comment.
I am posting this because I simply cannot comment about some ridiculously stupid comments made by a moronic school teacher on a friend's FAILbook page. That would probably embarrass her like it did the last time. I love that friend like my own daughter and the brain rot that this teacher has fed her is toxic to her world. My friend might not realize it now (or ever), but to teach anything other than the United States of America is the greatest country ever is down right irresponsible.
Sidebar: The fact that the United States is the greatest country in the history of the world allows all of her citizens to accomplish whatever they decide to accomplish. Why do you think that the Patels own all the hotels?
On to the blogshow!!!
Now, this idiot teacher told his students that the United States is NOT exceptional. At this particular point in time, with President Jughead Clowncar running it into the ground, I kinda agree, but our country will survive Barry Obama, just like we survived Jimmuh Cartuh. Maybe our individual freedoms are being squandered right now, but that shall change as more and more people go hungry and are reality-shocked into abandoning "Hope and Change."
You see, feeding the world is a tall order and quite a few things go into making that happen. New strains of seed, new equipment with which to harvest crops, new techniques for increasing yields, technology, testing, innovation, the list is endless to what is happening daily to feed six billion, nine hundred million people.
What is the possible connection to Professor Dumbass' statements? Well, in order to make these feeding thingies happen, we need fuel. Since the "Progressives" have made it impossible to extract the fuel from the largest reserves known to man in the United States, we have to get that fuel from the Middle East and other Third Century shitholes. To accomplish that, we have to forever fight the Muslims who want everyone to die from starvation rather than get food from the Greatest Country in World History.
Now, for the most part, my posts in the past have been focused on the stupidity and downright humorous blathering from those on the left because I love to point and laugh at those idiots. But, slowly I am coming to realize that more and more people do not possess the intelligence to see the basic problems caused by actions of those on the stupid side of the ideological divide. Why can those good, decent folks not see how stupid "Progressives" are? Because the public school teachers FORCE kids to learn things that are untrue.
Untrue as in, Conservatives are FARRIGHT!!! No, Conservatives are dead center because Obama is far left and total anarchy is far right. That right there is what is called FACT. To state otherwise is to ignore language, definitions of words, and quite simply, reality.
We have to take the initiative to teach our kids to think for themselves if we are not going to hold their teachers accountable. Ignore the fact that we sat idly by while the government made education into a forced torture for our kids.
Let's try this out for a spell. Burning anything certainly changes the quality of the air around us, but is that the worst thing ever? Of course not. Drowning while on fire is the worst thing. We simply have to accept the fact that there are no two things that are mutually exclusive and we have to choose to do the thing that kills less people. Seems simple, right?
So, when the United States went to the Middle East to bomb Iraq back two weeks into the Stone Age, we were simply doing it so we could continue to feed all the starving kids in Africa. Was destroying Iraq a GOOD thing? Of course not, but it was necessary to continue to feed all the kids in Africa. But, the Iraqis did invade Kuwait to begin with, was that a good thing? No, Iraq invaded Kuwait to get more oil and make more kids in Africa die from starvation. Is the United States exceptional for freeing Kuwait? You damn skippy.
The point that I am trying to make is that we have allowed a bunch of unintelligent, America-hating "Progressives" to teach our kids that we are wrong for doing the right thing and that we are the same as everyone else in the world.
Those imbeciles are dead wrong, the United States is certainly better than the rest of the world. Oh, and if the rest of the world takes offense to reading the truth, maybe they should try to suck a little less.
Please take the time to comment.
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Define: Insurance
Because sluts continue to talk about "insurance" covering their batteries for their vaginal toys and other nonsense, I thought we could talk about language. Confusing? You betcha.
This is the former Senator from Dumbassachusetts, Teddy Kennedy. Teddy had a sick child back in the early 1970s and being the fabulously wealthy (from inheritance) drunkard he was, he attempted to get everyone some stuff that we used to call pre-paid medical services. At the time we actually had a readily available product called "insurance."
Insurance was what people bought to cover unexpected stuff that could crop up that we could not afford otherwise. We INSURED ourselves in case of catastrophe. Insurance WAS a practice by which a company provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment. But, understand what insurance really is to this day?
What the majority of people have now is a descendent of Kennedy's idiotic plan that used to be called, "Health Maintenance Organizations." Teddy also always favored a single-payer solution to medical services that has never worked anywhere it has ever been attempted. The move toward pre-paid has also guaranteed a H-U-G-E increase of demand of medical services sending medical costs toward the stratosphere. That is exactly what Teddy wanted to do in order to get his single payer plan implemented. Please keep in mind that Kennedy was a Democrat and you have to be a racist moron to be a Democrat. Plus, he was a Kennedy so that means that he was a crooked snake that screwed over everyone he could.
Now, to the point at hand. Please, please, please quit allowing stupid people to call pre-paid medical stuff "insurance." It skews the debate.
One glaring FACTUAL point to understand, mandating contraceptives in pre-paid medical plans is NOT a "women's health issue." It is a political one that stems from the free love movement that should have been stamped out by G_d-fearing (or normal) people the nation over. Take a couple of moments to really think about the degradation of our society and culture for a minute. Sure, the ideology that has begun to create cancers in our country were incubated over one hundred years ago, but it was not until the street riots and killing of the late 1960s that it really began to make an impact on policy.
Have you noticed that the street riots and killing, with the added rape element, have started all over again with the Occutard Movement? Good, then you are actually paying attention.
Now, with the current movement toward ever-increasing issues to be thrown into the mix with our pre-paid medical coverage, it brings to mind a bunch of different Leftard ideas that fail miserably whenever they are attempted.
Rent control. Same thing. Do you know what that has given us? A less than seven percent (>7%) population of black folks in San Francisco and you cannot get a place to live in San Fran for a couple of whiles unless you are loaded. Oddly, just four miles away, in Oakland, where there is NO rent control, the black population is about twenty-eight percent and there is a housing glut. Weird, huh?
Now, I know that we are not supposed to worry about the health of men, but as a man, I am concerned about mine. I am worried about MINE. See what I did right there? I am worried about my own health and the costs of MY medical services, because my health is MY business. It is NOT the business of some slut in DC.
Sidebar, go read this. Wow, think of the damage to a man's wallet if we get a single payer medical system!
Now, since you are informed on how stupid Teddy Kennedy's and Barry Obama's ideas on medical care really are, I propose a great idea to solve our increasing medical costs. You take care of yours, and keep your hands off my damned wallet, Slut.
Please take the time to comment.
Insurance was what people bought to cover unexpected stuff that could crop up that we could not afford otherwise. We INSURED ourselves in case of catastrophe. Insurance WAS a practice by which a company provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment. But, understand what insurance really is to this day?
What the majority of people have now is a descendent of Kennedy's idiotic plan that used to be called, "Health Maintenance Organizations." Teddy also always favored a single-payer solution to medical services that has never worked anywhere it has ever been attempted. The move toward pre-paid has also guaranteed a H-U-G-E increase of demand of medical services sending medical costs toward the stratosphere. That is exactly what Teddy wanted to do in order to get his single payer plan implemented. Please keep in mind that Kennedy was a Democrat and you have to be a racist moron to be a Democrat. Plus, he was a Kennedy so that means that he was a crooked snake that screwed over everyone he could.
Now, to the point at hand. Please, please, please quit allowing stupid people to call pre-paid medical stuff "insurance." It skews the debate.
One glaring FACTUAL point to understand, mandating contraceptives in pre-paid medical plans is NOT a "women's health issue." It is a political one that stems from the free love movement that should have been stamped out by G_d-fearing (or normal) people the nation over. Take a couple of moments to really think about the degradation of our society and culture for a minute. Sure, the ideology that has begun to create cancers in our country were incubated over one hundred years ago, but it was not until the street riots and killing of the late 1960s that it really began to make an impact on policy.
Have you noticed that the street riots and killing, with the added rape element, have started all over again with the Occutard Movement? Good, then you are actually paying attention.
Now, with the current movement toward ever-increasing issues to be thrown into the mix with our pre-paid medical coverage, it brings to mind a bunch of different Leftard ideas that fail miserably whenever they are attempted.
Rent control. Same thing. Do you know what that has given us? A less than seven percent (>7%) population of black folks in San Francisco and you cannot get a place to live in San Fran for a couple of whiles unless you are loaded. Oddly, just four miles away, in Oakland, where there is NO rent control, the black population is about twenty-eight percent and there is a housing glut. Weird, huh?
Now, I know that we are not supposed to worry about the health of men, but as a man, I am concerned about mine. I am worried about MINE. See what I did right there? I am worried about my own health and the costs of MY medical services, because my health is MY business. It is NOT the business of some slut in DC.
Sidebar, go read this. Wow, think of the damage to a man's wallet if we get a single payer medical system!
Now, since you are informed on how stupid Teddy Kennedy's and Barry Obama's ideas on medical care really are, I propose a great idea to solve our increasing medical costs. You take care of yours, and keep your hands off my damned wallet, Slut.
Please take the time to comment.
Monday, March 05, 2012
President Obama Inherited the Worst Economy Since the Great Depression
Well, I say he is a dumbass that doesn't have the good sense to pour piss out of a boot if you told him the instructions were written on the sole. Well, unless he was thirsty. Plus, the economic team that he assembled would make the 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs look like the 1985 Bears.
So, to further prove that President Imbecile is toxic to everything that he touches, I have reconstructed the Dow Jones Industrial Average from George Bush's last year in office, used today's close numbers and 2008's divisor to show you how much suck Obama delivers.
Note: I admit that the DJIA is a horrible metric for investing or for gauging the economy, but that is the one we happen to use all the time.
That said, here you go.
The DJIA at Close on March 5, 2012
General Electric 18.85 GE 1907-11-07
ExxonMobil 87.01 XOM 1928-10-01 (Standard Oil)
Procter & Gamble 66.95 PG 1932-05-26
DuPont 50.89 DD 1935-11-20
United Technologies Corporation 83.29 UTX 1939-03-14 (United Aircraft)
Alcoa 9.87 AA 1959-06-01
3M 87.06 MMM 1976-08-09
Merck 38.45 MRK 1979-06-29
IBM 200.66 IBM 1979-06-29
American Express 52.97 AXP 1982-08-30
McDonald's 99.94 MCD 1985-10-30
Coca-Cola 69.23 KO 1987-03-12
Boeing 74.13 BA 1987-03-12
Caterpillar 110.09 CAT 1991-05-06
Walt Disney 42.70 DIS 1991-05-06
JPMorgan Chase 40.40 JPM 1991-05-06 (J.P. Morgan & Company)
Hewlett-Packard 25.01 HPQ 1997-03-17
Johnson & Johnson 64.91 JNJ 1997-03-17
Wal-Mart 59.40 WMT 1997-03-17
The Home Depot 47.39 HD 1999-11-01
Intel 26.54 INTC 1999-11-01
Microsoft 31.80 MSFT 1999-11-01
AT&T 30.99 T 1999-11-01 (as SBC Communications)
Pfizer 21.50 PFE 2004-04-08
Verizon Communications 43.57 VZ 2004-04-08
Chevron Corporation 109.32 CVX 2008-02-19
Bank of America 7.97 BAC 2008-02-19
Kraft Foods 38.35 KFT 2008-09-22
Cisco Systems 19.60 CSCO 2009-06-08
Travelers 58.50 TRV 2009-06-08
The Dow Divisor is currently 0.132129493
Current DJIA March 5, 2012 - 12,962.81
2008
Altria replaced with Bank of America
Honeywell International replaced with Chevron
AIG replaced with Kraft Foods
2009
Citi replaced with Travelers
GM replaced with Cisco
Please try to recall the reason that these companies were removed from the DJIA.
2008 DJIA at Close on March 5, 2012
General Electric 18.85 GE 1907-11-07
ExxonMobil 87.01 XOM 1928-10-01 (Standard Oil)
Procter & Gamble 66.95 PG 1932-05-26
DuPont 50.89 DD 1935-11-20
United Technologies Corporation 83.29 UTX 1939-03-14 (United Aircraft)
Alcoa 9.87 AA 1959-06-01
3M 87.06 MMM 1976-08-09
Merck 38.45 MRK 1979-06-29
IBM 200.66 IBM 1979-06-29
American Express 52.97 AXP 1982-08-30
McDonald's 99.94 MCD 1985-10-30
Coca-Cola 69.23 KO 1987-03-12
Boeing 74.13 BA 1987-03-12
Caterpillar 110.09 CAT 1991-05-06
Walt Disney 42.70 DIS 1991-05-06
JPMorgan Chase 40.40 JPM 1991-05-06 (J.P. Morgan & Company)
Hewlett-Packard 25.01 HPQ 1997-03-17
Johnson & Johnson 64.91 JNJ 1997-03-17
Wal-Mart 59.40 WMT 1997-03-17
The Home Depot 47.39 HD 1999-11-01
Intel 26.54 INTC 1999-11-01
Microsoft 31.80 MSFT 1999-11-01
AT&T 30.99 T 1999-11-01 (as SBC Communications)
Pfizer 21.50 PFE 2004-04-08
Verizon Communications 43.57 VZ 2004-04-08
Honeywell International 59.10 HON
Altria 30.26 MO
AIG 30.39 AIG
General Motors 26.00 GM
Citi 33.68 C
Divisor in 2008 was 0.122834016
2008 DJIA on March 5, 2012 13,538.84
Please note that I totally agree that having BAC in the DJIA is freaking stupid. But, do you know which Big Wall Street Firm gave an assload ($421,242) of campaign cash to Barry Obama? And GM is where it is because of 13.4 BILLION from Bush and another 39 BILLION from Barry Obama. Understand that TARP's break even point is $53.98 a share, too. I seem to remember that we had gotten all of that >50 BILLION back?
Furthermore, enjoy this gem, "By the end of Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign, executives and others connected with Wall Street firms, such as Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Citigroup, UBS AG, JPMorgan Chase, and Morgan Stanley, poured nearly $15.8 million into his coffers." (An ALL TIME record, forever and ever, Amen.)
If you are stupid enough to vote for this Obama clown this year, you WILL get what you deserve, but I wish the people with an above 40 IQ did not have to suffer along with you if you are successful in your suicide mission. Plus, there won't be any doctors to work on your deadbeat ass in 2014, either.
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