Monday, June 27, 2016

Happy October 31st, Happy November Last Thursday, and Happy January 1st!!!!

As usual, the jabbering morons decided that it was time to make me near'bout lose my mind. Yes, next Monday is JULY 4TH!!!!



Folks, this simply must be said over and over again, the "Progressives" have to pervert our language in order to win. "Abortion" is a "womens health issue," Bruce Jenner is a "woman," PAC-12 is football, and Hillary Clinton is NOT a disgustingly corrupt power-mad criminal that lies.

The holiday that we shall celebrate this coming Monday is Independence Day. You need to sit down and have a discussion with your crumb-crunchers and let them know how important that day used to be until Democrats went all in to destroy everything of value in the United States of America. Not just "America." There were actually folks in this part of the world that were willing to lay everything on the line so we can be free to worship as we choose, free to carry RPGs if we want, and can speak the truth to imbeciles if we run into one that gets out of bed before Happy Hour.

Since Mediocre Britain actually stood up this past week, if you do not want them to try to take back this country, you better stop calling out dates on the calendar as holidays and recognize what those holidays used to be AND get prepared to stand up and do your dead level best to bring back those qualities that the DEAD WHITE GUYS put in place.

I distinctly remember someone once saying, "Give me liberty or give me death." Democrats are all in for the latter.


Sidebar: I heard the Hilldawg make the comment today that she will not raise taxes on the middle class, but will certainly raise taxes on corporations and the wealthy. Yes, she knows that is stupid, but only stupid people will vote for her. I took down the fantasy that raising taxes on businesses HELPED anyone in the way back because ANY tax on ANY business is simply overhead and is passed on to the consumer. If I find it, I'll update this post with a link.

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

The Truth Hurts and It is the Nose on Your Face

The voices in my head have started again. This happens occasionally when I make the mistake of listening to crazy-stupid people. Most people that have met me for more than two seconds can realize that I am the happiest person in the whole-wide world. My life is perfect and is getting more perfecter by the minute.

BUT! Orlando. Moslem. Dead gay folks. Democrats blaming guns, gun shows, and I'm assuming ammunition.

What I would really like to know is why did this murderer pick this place to kill people? And why did he kill? Why did he HATE?!?!?!

The above questions are what thinking people call, "rhetorical." But, there are obviously ZERO Democrats capable of any thought at all, rational or irrational, so "rhetorical" means that I ask the questions, but I already know the answers.

Please indulge me while I broach a coupla' topics. Guns, Teh Gheys, and philosophy. Long-time readers know that mine is a humor blog, but I have a tendency to wield the Cluebat from time to time.

Guns=hammer=stethoscope=computer=sliderule=lasso=shovel=...well, if you have two brain cells to rub against each other, you GET IT. Any firearm is a tool. It has no personality, it has no shame or morals. A single statement/comment/inquiry into guns over any murder is ridiculous. Again, it is simply a tool. I also think it's pretty stupid to say "Well, if you ban guns, they'll just use something else." People of above average intelligence know that and you will never convince a Democrat of anything other than guns kill people. You know, because Democrats are morons.

Dude, ownership of guns is guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. On this point, there can be ZERO debate. If you want to debate that one, let's crack open the reinstitution of slavery, WHICH CAME AFTER GUNS!!! (13th Amendment Pushed by Republicans and fought tooth and nail by Democrats) How about the disallowing of women to vote, which came AFTER GUNS!!! (Again, 19th Amendment pushed by Republicans and fought tooth and nail by Democrats)

NO, I DON"T WANT SLAVERY BACK, I'M NOT A DEMOCRAT!!!  (Let's not ask me about doing away with women voting, mmmkay?)

What we currently have in this country is a Democrat problem. Yes, there has always been a Democrat problem, but it is getting larger, quicker, faster, stronger. Normal people saw this coming years ago, when somehow we allowed the Democrats to take back the Senate during W's presidency. (Actually it was way before that, when Democrat Franklin Delano Roosevelt appointed Klansman Hugo Black to the Supremes, wait no! Back when Democrat Woodrow Wilson showed the first movie in the White House and it was "Birth of a Nation" about the Klan, no wait...you get the picture.)

You see, the national media (The Democrat Fan Club) has no problem LYING to further the totalitarian cause. You've seen it, the heralding of the Castro brothers in Cuba, the lick-fest with Hugo Chavez in Venezuela, the absolute orgasmic media love-a-thon of the terrorist, Nelson Mandela, not to mention Yasser Arafat of Black September and Munich Olympic fame. You will never get the full story from national media. Sidebar, I absolutely hate Bill O'Reilly. He is an utter fraud and has made a mint fooling gullible folks into believing that he is even marginally right of center.

Anyhoo, back to the real topic at hand. A Moslem flounced up into his normal hangout and shot up the joint. He killed nearly fifty people. Those people happened to be people that practiced sexual deviancy. This fact has nothing to do with the murders. Sorry, Teh Gheys, it ain't about you. It is about murder. It is about terrorism. It is about the murdering, killing ways of Islam, as usual.

And guess what the Democrats did?

Flew straight over the issue at hand and immediately began attacking the Constitution. Please focus here, it is not about guns with them, it is about getting rid of the Constitution. Barry Obama even said it right before the election in 2008. “WE ARE FIVE DAYS AWAY FROM FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING AMERICA.” Ignore the fact that only an idiot refers to our country as "America." Yes, there are a bunch of idiots these days.

The United States of America is ONE THING. Fifty states, allegedly loosely aligned for the benefit of all of THOSE STATES. Those states ratified the Constitution on June 21, 1788. Just so you know, the Constitution of the United States of America is the OLDEST written constitution in the entire world. You should actually take the very few minutes necessary to read it, then there is NO WAY you could ever be a Democrat and further destroy our country. By way of comparison, the Mexican Constitution was ratified on February 5, 1917. Yes, Mexico is less than 100 years old.

And guess what those states determined to be necessary for those states to get along indefinitely? Individual human rights defined by amendments to our Constitution. There are currently twenty-seven. In my opinion, the worst amendment is the 24th. It made voting FREE!!! You see, voting should be very, very difficult. It should be one of the hardest things to do in this country. It should be very exclusive and open to only the very few that promise to never vote for a Democrat. The fun part of actually reading the Constitution and the Amendments can only bring you to one conclusion, Democrats should not be allowed to ever hold public office, it's right there in the Fourteenth Amendment.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

What the Fourteenth Amendment says is that Hillary Clinton is unfit for office because she has broken so many of her oaths and it shall require a two-thirds vote of Congress to allow her to be President. There is literally no denying this FACT.

Sorry, I got distracted.

A Moslem went into a bar and killed a bunch of people. Democrats want to disarm the citizens of this country. Moslem terrorists and Democrats are allies. Don't ever vote for a Democrat for any office. EVER.

The End.

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Saturday, April 02, 2016

LOL!!! You Cannot Legislate Morality!!!

As usual whenever I take issue with a post somewhere, the results are ostrich like behavior in others. Of course, that is the case today when another person is damaged by their worldview being proven wrong. That happens a bunch in a society where TRUTH is ignored.

A personal ideology doesn't change facts. You can think that it is okay for Mexicans to pour across our border illegally, but that STILL doesn't make it LEGAL. They are literally CRIMINALS.

Let's try on some facts for size.
  1. Donald Trump is a Democrat.
  2. Abortion is WRONG.
  3. Minimum wage laws HURT poor people AND everyone else.
  4. College is not for everyone.
  5. The Ku Klux Klan was founded, is operated, and is fully funded by the Democrat Party. It was founded to KILL Republicans.
  6. The Dixiecrats did not become Republicans.
  7. The "Progressives/Liberals/Democrats" of today are the very same racist and totalitarian Democrats that they have always been.
  8. Stealing is WRONG.
  9. We ALL make mistakes.
  10. Murdering someone is NOT a mistake.
  11. No one should be forced at gun point to do business with someone that they do not trust.
  12. Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization supported by Communists. 
  13. Hillary Clinton is a horrible human being. 
  14. If you have two X chromosomes, you are a woman.
  15. If you have an X chromosome and a Y chromosome, you are a man.
  16. If you have two X chromosomes and have a beard, you are a woman with a beard.
  17. If you have an X chromosome and a Y chromosome, but you have no penis, you are a man without a penis.
You see, in today's philosophical climate, TRUTH is pretty much the only casualty. We have DEVOLVED into a system of idiots that cannot discern truth from fantasy. Let me make a couple of things perfectly clear.

The ONLY thing that you can legislate IS morality. The Bill of Rights are ten specific items that utterly DEFINE morality in the United States of America.

OH! But, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! The state of Mississippi has just made it perfectly LEGAL to hate gay people and stuff. There has been a significant national uproar about MS HB#1523. (pdf link) Oddly enough, the ONLY thing in this bill is the FACT that no one can discriminate against anyone based on their religious beliefs, but really, really stupid people think that it is about Teh Gheys.

Another strange FACT is that I was able to find legal precedent after many, many hours of research that appears to form the legal basis of this Mississippi "ANTI-GHEY" law. Observe.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

I know, I know, that must have been written by the Democrats that formed the Ku Klux Klan. But, I failed to bookmark the source, so you will just have to take my word for it that the above is a BIG law and stuff.

You see, barely a few years ago, we were inundated with published talky-talk about Republicans keeping themselves out of our bedrooms. At that time, I made a comment that people should keep their bedrooms off the centerline of the city streets and normal people would have no problem with their bedrooms. And so now, consider that shark jumped. This Mississippi bill was certainly promoted to keep men from going into the restrooms after little girls, but BRUCE JENNER! y'all!

Follow my NORMAL logic just a few steps (read: half a step) further and if crazy people have their way, we are going to arrive at the point where it will be governmentally mandated that churches must allow pedophiles to live in the restrooms in the children's wings of their educational facilities. Seriously, CHILD RAPE is being promoted by people that are literally anti-Christian.

Now, I said all of the above to say this, what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom MUST stay in your bedroom. I seriously do not care at all if you like to cover yourself in peanut butter and roll around in Grape Nuts, but the minute you try to use my bathroom with that junk on you, I have a problem with it.

Now, for the thinking people among us, if you want to completely do away with all of this public, sexual nonsense that we have to deal with on a daily basis, the solution is to abolish the minimum wage and institute a personal flat-tax. In order to understand that logical solution, Democrats will have to ask someone with an above 80 IQ to explain it to them.


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    Thursday, December 03, 2015

    Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator

    Please remember, this blog was built by a dude that is struggling daily to become the man that I am supposed to be. Past posts are quite a bit language-y and for that I am not ashamed. Much. You should be warned that if you delve into the posts from the past, things might get a little...harsh, shall we say?

    While I have tried like the dickens to ignore the Global Moslem Uprising we all knew was happening twenty-five years ago, I simply cannot avoid addressing Barry Obama's (and all of his sycophants) apparent childlike suicidal/homicidal outbursts of late. Because make no mistake, either Barry is trying to get normal people killed or he is trying to get killed himself.

    Remember when everyone kept saying that Barry Obama was quite possibly the Smartest President in History™? I have cranked up the Big Brain on Me over the last couple of days and tried to figure out why this Sooper-Dooper smart guy thinks like he does.

    ON TO THE BLOGSHOW!!!

    The news from the past nine hundred-five years (905) has not been positive with regard to the Moslem (Religion of Peace) growth worldwide. The current (and Smartest in History!) President has been quick to point out that Christians (Flying Spaghetti Monster worshipers) have had their own violent past and he (in his infinite wisdom) references "The Crusades." Most younger people, those that have not had a decent education, think that "The Crusades" was a movement from the Vatican to slaughter those BROWN people in the Middle East. What "The Crusades" were about, in truth, was to beat back the slaughtering hordes of Moslems Hell bent on taking over the world, circa 1095.

    Why certainly there were YUGE! errors in judgment by "The Crusaders," but such is the very nature of WAR. While I have never had the misfortune of participating in WAR, I am not a moron and can quickly determine that when one is tasked with a Killing Project, mistakes will often be made. Warriors are given a task and part of that is to make sure that they survive to continue toward task completion. An example? Why certainly.

    If I were tasked by the TSA to make sure that dangerous people were not allowed to travel in my sector, I would certainly NOT choose to make travel difficult for certain segments of the traveling population, I would focus the majority of my attention on other particular parts of the traveling population. This is really simple. I would look for men, in the prime of their lives, that appear to be of a particular ethnicity. Then I would ask them to draw Mulehammit. This is not RAAAAACISM, per se, it is called "Profiling." Yes, yes, yes, I know that some people of lesser intelligence think that this is bad, but we should not listen to the "wisdom" of people that think fast food workers need to make fifteen dollars an hour. We should not listen to them because they are stupid.

    Now, please understand, the words "Moslem" or "Islam" were basically unknown to the entire world until the 1600s because this was not considered a "religion," it was simply a bunch of slaughtering, evil, "Progressive" men, that were not attractive (and smelled like OUTSIDE), trying to take over the world and force females to submit to their deviancy. In the modern understanding, the one that argues that Christians are evil and should be stopped, "Moslems" are considered to be "Peacemakers." These "modern" folks are the very same people that think Barry Obama is smart.

    You see, those people are stupid.

    In recent history, (let's just call them "Imbeciles" because that is what they are) Imbeciles want to remove decency and goodness from our planet. Why would they want to do that? Because they think that they are birthed to this world for the sole purpose of having a good time with no consequences. "Imma git mine! or "We Own Strike!" Everything that they believe is geared toward taking things that do not belong to them and using those things as their own. By the way, since Barry Obama pointed out that the United States of America is the only place where mass violence occurs, check out this list of mass violence that has only occurred in the United States of America since the 1980s. I am absolutely positive that removing guns from the hands of law-abiding US citizens would have thwarted every, single one!

    Ever since this blog was launched, I have spent the majority of my time arguing a certain philosophy, the ONLY philosophy, that leads to personal success and achievement. Yes, Snowflake, it is most definitely about living your life in the manner that leads to WINNING at life. My philosophy leads to intellectual, physical, personal, and spiritual success in your life. The Smartest President in History™ has a philosophy that leads to failure, destruction, chaos, and death.

    Why is it so hard to actually take the words and actions of the Imbeciles and show them to other Imbeciles so they can determine their individual wrongness? Well, quite simply because they are Imbeciles. However, it is our duty, to our fellow man (this implies "woman," too), to continually point out to them the quite obvious (to people of normal intelligence) nature of their wrongs. Yes, this is increasingly difficult to do, given the Imbeciles lack of intellectual curiosity, but it is our Great Commission. Sorry, normal folks, I know that it is frustrating beyond all reason that we have to continue to hammer home the point that Moslems want to rape, pillage, plunder, slaughter, and steal, but such is the nature of DOING THE RIGHT THING.

    We normal people also have to perpetually engage people that are DOING THE WRONG THING because we have to attempt to make this a better place for humanity. As long as man (this implies "woman," too) has existed on this planet, there have been men (this implies "women," too) that have tried to make this planet worse. It has to do with the nature of man (this implies "woman," too). Yes, we are all fallen and can only turn in one direction to attempt to get back up. As we head into this time of the year, it is our duty to make sure that everyone around us is aware who we are and why we do the things that we do, sometimes with great effort.

    Now, because it is so important, my prayers are going out to all of the Imbeciles that have no intellectual firepower to understand the importance of my prayers. By the way, I am praying for all you normal folks that do understand that importance.

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    Thursday, September 17, 2015

    On the Current State of the Nation, the World, and Paulland (#clockboylivesmatter)

    Those of you that have been around since the beginning know who I am and what my life is like. I have struggled, just as we all have, to live a life that was happy, carefree, and fun. Such is the title of this blog, a tongue-in-cheek reference to a comment I made over ten years ago about not caring about poor people.

    You see, in this country, the greatest in the history of the world, "poor" people drive brand new SUVs, have big screen color tee-vees, eat seven meals a day, and educate all of their children. In other words, they are by definition, NOT POOR.

    Anyhoo, I have not posted on this blog like I used to because life has gotten in the way. (See photo, I got a job as a cat herder.) The only time that I post now is when something disturbs me to the borderline of having an aneurysm. Of course, the only time that happens is when a "Progressive" opens his/her/ambiguous others mouth. No, it is not every time that I hear one of THEM say something stupid that I feel that pressure building in my brain, it is only when certain things happen that I have to relax that pressure.

    The clock boy brought that up yesterday. Well, the utter skull vomiting about Moslem "racism" brought that up yesterday.

    If you take a stroll across the past of this country and the world since our founding, every bad thing that has ever happened has been caused by Democrats, morons, liberals, and "Progressives." But, I repeat myself, so I'll just call them "Democrats." Slavery? Democrats. Ku Klux Klan? Democrats. Internment camps? Democrats. Jim Crow Laws? Democrats. Vietnam War? Democrats. Firehoses and police dogs on civil rights marches? Democrats. Abortion? Democrats. Every assassination and assassination attempt to kill a President? Democrats. Race riots in cities? Democrats. The explosion of Moslem terrorism around the world? Democrats. Levees failing in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina hit Mississippi? Democrats. The utter failure of our education system? Democrats. The huge federal debt and the devaluation of our currency? Democrats. The death, destruction, and slaughter of Christians in the Middle East? Democrats. The militarization of our police forces? Democrats. The murders and shoot-em-ups in our schools and public places? Democrats. The complete and utter waste of resources combating non-existent global warming? Democrats. The destruction of the intact family? Democrats. The list is literally endless.

    Democrats do these things because they hate themselves, and because they are so very evil, they simply have to hate every other person on planet Earth. See how that works?

    You see folks, normal people know that nothing is ever mutually exclusive. Example? Okay. The removal of anything that can remotely reference an Almighty G_d from public spaces has caused a reduction in people that obey that Almighty G_d. Another? Sure, give a bunch of people everything that they need to survive, even though they are perfectly capable of providing for themselves, and they will never hit a lick at a snake again. Another? Sure, slaughter untold thousands and millions of babies, and you devalue human life to the point of no return. Another? Sure, teach children that they are Pretty Princesses, and they will forever think that they are Pretty Princesses without so much as a Royal Family on which to fall back. Another? Sure, drug a kid to the drooling point and let them listen to ghetto rap and let them play hours of first person shooters, and you have created a drugged-out monster that will kill as a first instinct.

    Simple.

    Yesterday, we experienced a minor happening that ended with a fourteen year old boy getting handcuffed and taken out of school. Is he Moslem? He said he is, so I accept that. Did he bring a weird looking thing into school and hide it in his backpack after he was told to do that? According to him, he did. Did a teacher freak out because that thing started making noises? Of course. So, we MUST agree to all those statements. Now, on to the BLOGSHOW!!!

    Democrats have always fomented a culture of hatred, bigotry, discontent, and violence. That is who Democrats are by design. History proves this point beyond any doubt, it is incontestable. Zero Tolerance Policies in our schools were designed, coordinated, and implemented by Democrats, that is also incontestable. Did this boy violate those Zero Tolerance Policies? I don't know, was this clock made out of a Pop-Tart? Was this clock made out of a five year old's finger? Was this clock drawn on a piece of paper with a pencil?

    There are literally hundreds of incidents of WHITE kids getting expelled, suspended, arrested, and detained because of the Democrat's idiotic Zero Tolerance Policies, but NOW! Yes, NOW! We finally got a Moslem boy that built a clock and Democrats immediately cry "RAAAAACISM!!!!"

    SHUT UP, MORONS. You do not have the required two brain cells to rub together to provide true outrage.

    I am offended. Not only that, but this is exactly like the blacklivesmatter movement or the Catastrophic Global Warming movement that ignores all facts, logic, and rational thought. We simply must, must, must get all over normal WHITE people performing their normal duties with intelligence and their desire to turn back the tide of Democrat stupidity.

    The little, Moslem boy acted just like the stereo-typical Democrat to police officers, too. He was an offended Pretty Princess. Seriously, in a sane world, the boy would have been sent to the office, beaten all about his narrow behind, made to run wind sprints, and then sent to the library to write 1,000 times, "I will not be a moron and I will not support the Democrat Party."

    Problem solved.

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    Tuesday, June 23, 2015

    Hate Didn't Kill Those Christians in South Carolina

    Since I drive from Pike County, Mississippi to Jacktroit, Mississippi to work* every day, I am forced to listen to absolute stupidity on the radio for minimally two hours a day. You see, my disc player doesn't work in my free car! I guess you get what you pay for, huh?

    Anyhoo, I am helpless to avoid the ridiculousness from hideously stupid people screeching about their princess feelings of OFFENSE! all of that radio time. SO. TIRED. OF. IT.

    People, can we have an adult conversation at all during the terrorist reign of "Progressivism?"

    Let me refresh your memory a bit. In October of 2008, I told y'all that if you elected Barry Obama that he would set race relations back one hundred years and that we would have race wars.

    Okay, I'll stop for a minute to let y'all tell me how right I was.

    Do I blame Barry Obama for the race wars that have been going on since 2010? Of course not, Barry is too stupid to know what he is doing. Remember, he picked Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vee-Pee to make himself look smart by comparison.

    Who do I blame? Us. The normal people that get up every morning and go to work, feed our families, and never bathe our dogs. We have allowed the dumbest of the dumb to be Peter Principled into becoming our rulers. Folks, we have pre-paid medical services demanded by our government at double the cost and half the service of what we had just two years ago!

    Now we have the entire nation going beeezerkers over Dylann Roof (snowballing into the ridiculous flag puking!) and it has finally pulled me out of my hibernation.

    Did anyone stop to think that Roof shot up a church? Hells to the naw, it has to be a Black church. The important thing to the "Progressive" cult is the color of the people killed. But, WAIT!!! What about #chiraq? If Black people getting killed was important, really, why aren't the race hustlers on color tee-vee every night talking about the Black folk getting dead in Chicago? Oh, because those folks are just getting killed by other Black folk. I guess that is okay. It is just more of the typical political gamesmanship that we always get from "Progressives."

    Of course, we knew that we would hear about guns after this. Yes, we all know that is a strawman, but let's hit it for a minute.

    MURDER IS ILLEGAL, YOU MORONS!!! Do you think that making guns totally illegal (and all of them gently tossed into space) will make murder stop? Dude, Cain killed Abel with a rock. It is the man that kills. Oh, hippos kill, too, but they are almost as stupid as the current President. No, really they aren't.

    Can I solve the murder and violent crime crisis? Easily. Put convicted murderers to death. Quickly. That means within a year or so, not forty years later. You can argue that the death penalty does not deter crime, but I shall ask, "Um, then why way back when we were ending the lives of murderers, was violent crime a fraction of what it is now?" Answer, please?

    Since we have not taken the time to stop the nonsense from figures of authority for so long, we cannot blame anyone for the state of the country except us. Yes, I know we have more important things to do other than point out that Bruce Jenner is a sick man and needs help instead of being heralded as a hero/heroine by idiots. His/her/ambiguous other's family must really, really be messed up and hard. Oh, and do not even get me started on that white chick in Washington posing as a Black woman. People actually said, on national television no less, that maybe she really IS Black. I slapped myself unconscious with THAT facepalm.

    I can honestly say that never in the history of mankind have so many morons, idiots, and imbeciles been given the reigns of power. Even during the Woodrow Wilson administration there were actual Democrats that were not morons. Oh, don't get me wrong, they were always racist power-mad thugs, but at least they had a clue what they were doing. Jimmuh Cartuh was not as stupid as the "Smartest President in History" and that is saying a mouthful.

    Now, how do we right the Ship of Fail that we have sailed? Well, we simply say, "Pull your pants up, moron, your underwear is showing." Or, "Jimmy Bob, come here, I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap." Or, "Please quit protesting for fifteen dollars an hour so you can drop that basket of fries in that lard, Einstein." Or, "The temperature of the Earth is LOWER than it was fifteen years ago, Global Warming is NOT. A. THING."

    Now, about the flag. Yes, I care. Not because I am a racist, but because you do not give children candy when they throw a hissy fit, you take your belt off and give them a reason to cry. When this whole fabricated racist episode dies down and you want to calmly talk about being "offended," I shall entertain your reasoned arguments. I probably won't agree with your offense, but I will at least listen to you with an active mind.

    No, Jamal, the Tennessee Battle flag is NOT oppressive and offensive, your lack of knowledge of history is.

    Again, hate did not kill those Christians in South Carolina. A murdering imbecile named Dylann Roof did. Do I really care why? Well, only to give a jury more of a reason to put him to death. Of course, I'll be dead from old age before that happens because of "Progressive" ideology that has rendered the death penalty a farce.

    No, "Progressives" have never solved a problem ever in their history, but HEY! being "Progressive" is cool and stuff to stupid people.




    *Look it up, Democrats, but have some tissues nearby, it'll make you cry and stuff



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    Tuesday, November 18, 2014

    An Update and a Bleg (UPDATED)

    I know that the last time that y'all heard from me, I was lamenting my loss from ten years ago. Such is the nature of loss.

    My life has changed dramatically since late June. Yes, it is all for the good of the world, too.

    Anyhoo, my future and the future of my family is pretty much determined and we require your help to make things start out in the right direction. We are starting a non-profit that is going to center on helping individuals in small towns across this country, among other things. I think that we can all agree that small town folks in this country have been ignored for long enough.

    This is where y'all come in. We are not approved just yet, so don't donate a bunch of money, hopefully we will have that distinction very soon. But! We already have someone that is in dire need of help and this cannot wait.

    Remember W-A-Y back in July 2014 when the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge blowed up on the webby-nets? Well, there is a disease that is similar to ALS called Childhood Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy and it affects younger boys. We know such a child.

    This young boy has gone from a vibrant, active child last December to someone that has lost almost all motor skills, the ability to talk, and is bedridden or wheelchair bound. It was brutally swift and the resources of the family are miniscule to say the least.

    They need a good, dependable car and badly. We need your help to make that happen. At the top right of this page, just under my email and RSS feed buttons, is a link to my Pay Pal marked "Donate." Do it.

    Send this post to everyone you know and get them to donate. Give five bucks, give a hundred bucks, give a thousand, just give some cash. I will compile a list of all those people who donate and I will put you on my list of folks to spam like crazy once this non-profit gets off the ground for good, too. (<<---This is a joke. Seriously.) Y'all know me. If there is one thing in this world you know about me it is that I always do what I say I am going to do. Make this happen for this kid and his family, please. Oh, and I might bring back College Gameday for a couple of weeks during the end of this season if y'all win at this thing. Hit your knees right now for this boy and his folks, too. Please take the time to comment.