Tuesday, November 18, 2014

An Update and a Bleg (UPDATED)

I know that the last time that y'all heard from me, I was lamenting my loss from ten years ago. Such is the nature of loss.

My life has changed dramatically since late June. Yes, it is all for the good of the world, too.

Anyhoo, my future and the future of my family is pretty much determined and we require your help to make things start out in the right direction. We are starting a non-profit that is going to center on helping individuals in small towns across this country, among other things. I think that we can all agree that small town folks in this country have been ignored for long enough.

This is where y'all come in. We are not approved just yet, so don't donate a bunch of money, hopefully we will have that distinction very soon. But! We already have someone that is in dire need of help and this cannot wait.

Remember W-A-Y back in July 2014 when the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge blowed up on the webby-nets? Well, there is a disease that is similar to ALS called Childhood Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy and it affects younger boys. We know such a child.

This young boy has gone from a vibrant, active child last December to someone that has lost almost all motor skills, the ability to talk, and is bedridden or wheelchair bound. It was brutally swift and the resources of the family are miniscule to say the least.

They need a good, dependable car and badly. We need your help to make that happen. At the top right of this page, just under my email and RSS feed buttons, is a link to my Pay Pal marked "Donate." Do it.

Send this post to everyone you know and get them to donate. Give five bucks, give a hundred bucks, give a thousand, just give some cash. I will compile a list of all those people who donate and I will put you on my list of folks to spam like crazy once this non-profit gets off the ground for good, too. (<<---This is a joke. Seriously.) Y'all know me. If there is one thing in this world you know about me it is that I always do what I say I am going to do. Make this happen for this kid and his family, please. Oh, and I might bring back College Gameday for a couple of weeks during the end of this season if y'all win at this thing. Hit your knees right now for this boy and his folks, too. Please take the time to comment.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

It's Been Ten Years...

...and it is still the same.


Here it is nine years ago.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Please Keep Your Bedroom Out of the Middle of the Street and MacApple Blasphemy

I know that I have pretty much stopped posting on this blog and for that I am truly sorry. I enjoy blogging, I really do, but I want to become a scratch golfer again. Knockdown eight irons take time.

Anyhoo, I actually listened to a few minutes of the Rush Limbaugh program today and he made me so angry that I had to vent. Disclaimer: I listen to Rush about five minutes a week when RAP!!! music comes on the country stations I receive. Rapping is not country music, folks. Correction, rapping ain't music at all.

While I have this publish window open, I wanted to do some gay-bashing, too. Disclaimer 2: I am a graduate of the College of Architecture at Mississippi State University. To date, I am the only heterosexual male graduate of that college. I am sure that some of the chicks that attend that college are gay too, but there is no way to tell that. Most of the chick architecture students dress like homeless people, so they all look like Buffarillo O'Donnell all the time, anyway. Furthermore, I work in the architecture industry and have never met another straight male in my chosen profession. Object all you want, you closet-dwellers and those of you in cover marriages.

Here's the gay skinny. There are currently two states in the United States of America, of which I am aware, that are currently working on legislation to keep from forcing Christian businesses from having to promote Un-Christian lifestyles. This falls in line with that pesky First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. In case you are unaware, being gay is NOT a religion, even though some gay folks act like it is. Think about how "courageous" Michael Sam is, folks. His courage comes from what he prefers to do in the privacy of his own bedroom. True courage from Michael Sam comes the minute he looks at an angry one up close on national television. It does not take courage to admit that you are gay in these times because you are immediately deemed "courageous." Hell, you can hump remote controls all day and draw welfare and are deemed "courageous" because you are breaking free from your heteronormal RAAAAACISM!!!

Now, in regards to the legislation to keep Christians from having to promote homosexuality, many differing opinions have been bandied about trying to justify FORCING someone to break the tenets of their religion. (Sidebar: The funniest opinion was about religions that are against interracial marriage. I think that the only religion that adheres to that tenet is The Nation of Islam, but I could be wrong.) Just so you know, that is against the First Amendment because it absolutely changes the "free exercise thereof" language in that amendment. This argument should trump anything that gay folks can argue. Your sexual preferences do not force me to give up my free exercise of my religion, sorry. I am endowed that right from my Creator and then guaranteed that right in the Constitution, and your chosen behavior doesn't affect that FACT.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

So, shut up and buy your cake somewhere else. Try the Muslim bakery down the street, if they haven't blown it up yet, that is bound to go swimmingly.

What Rush did today that got me so bent out of shape was argue for the benefits of giving tax breaks to businesses to locate certain places. Having to even broach this topic proves that Rush thinks that most people are stupid, but the caller was obviously one of those stupid people.

Once again, businesses DO NOT PAY TAXES, people. Technically, that tax money is filtered through the business, but if a business doesn't pass that overhead cost on to its customers, it will surely fail from LACK OF PROFIT.

With feeling, "PROFIT IS GOOD!"

Think about sales tax, people. Any business is usually required to collect sales tax on any product or service that it distributes or performs. That tax is right on the bottom of your receipt, too. But, property taxes that the business pays are also on your receipt as well. It just so happens that it is figured into the price of that item that you are purchasing before that item is placed on the sales floor. All taxes levied on any business are figured right there into the cost of the things that you are purchasing.

Quite simply, if you are arguing for increased taxes on corporations or businesses, you are simply asking to pay more for that item. Because you are a freaking moron.

Minimum wage is a tax, too. If the government forces me to pay Rahim twenty dollars an hour to taste test my company's breath mints, those breath mints are going to be pricey until I can figure out how to build a machine to taste test breath mints. Then Mr. Rahim is going to be dumpster diving again and his breath is gonna be rank, yo! Never let it be said that I did not let y'all know this one little fact, TRUE minimum wage is ZERO. President Failboat has been wildly successful in teaching us that, too. Of course, he is too stupid to understand what horrible damage he and his ilk have done to this country and employment. Hey, but remember when he was against "gay marriage?" Weird, huh?

Anyhoo, again, the corporation that Dummy MacStupidass was whining about on Rush was MacApple. Seems they got a bunch of tax breaks to move a facility into a certain area. Now that governmental body, that offered the tax breaks, is trying to renege on the promised breaks to help pay for additional infrastructure. Nope. A big, ol' bucket of nope. MacApple ain't playing it and said they'd be leaving if that happens. If MacApple bails, good for them. I hope they bring in workers from outside the area to dismantle the building and move it, too, then default on the property taxes. Then, the infrastructure upgrades are not needed, right? So, government just killed jobs and infrastructure upgrades, too, right?

Oh, very rarely does government do anything good for anyone, but that should go without saying to people that read my ramblings.

(Image above is the quarterback tryouts for the uSCCC Trojans a few years ago. On the left is Matt Leinart and I think that the other one is Carson Palmer, but I could be wrong. But, Michael Sam is the first gay person to declare for the draft. R-I-G-H-T!)

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Friday, November 29, 2013

My Apologies to TSUN (I was wrong!)

I just wanted to take the opportunity to apologize to my friends from TSUN. I have trash talked y'all unmercifully since I was about four years old. I picked We Suck to win the Battle for the Golden Egg by seventeen points this year. I made that call back in July, not because We Suck was so very good (because they aren't), but because TSUN was so very bad.

(BUT, WE WON RECRUITING THIS YEAR!!11!1!!!)

Last night we learned exactly how bad TSUN is. Bo Wallace, the Junior "quarterback" for TSUN, had a whopping 18.2 QBR. Seriously. TSUN's offense crossed midfield but three times, once only to the 48 yard line. The two trips to the RED ZONE netted one field goal because TSUN missed like a 26 yarder or something.

The Four Letter continually referred to TSUN's "high powered" offense this year because you have to be an insaniac to work at The Four Letter. Get this, TSUN is ranked 28th and 43rd in passing and rushing, respectively. We Suck is ranked 55th and 48th. H-U-G-E difference, huh? Last night, they combined for the yardages that each team was averaging per game. Great job.

Now, about We Suck. If I had the power, Dan Mullen would have been given his final check midway through the second quarter (of the Oklahoma State game!!!). This dude was brought to We Suck to bring the offense. HO-LEE SHEE-IT!!! We Suck has less than 3000 yards passing on the year.

Finally, I am already predicting the score from next year's match-up in Klansingtonville between TSUN and We Suck. We Suck by fourteen.

Oh yeah, CROOM!!!

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Saturday, September 07, 2013

College Gameday - Week 2 September 15, 2013

I figured out how to make the old College Gameday Scoreboard work again. Enjoy.

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Tuesday, September 03, 2013

The Truth About President Barry Obama in Links

Since Teh FAILbook will not let me link to labels on this here blarq, here's a post with that link.

Barry Obama sucks. All 412 different ways.

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Sunday, September 01, 2013

It's Not Like He's a Lying, Buffoonish Clown or Anything

Since my earliest post on Barry Obama in October 2005, I have been hammering home the point that he is an intellectual lightweight, a morally bankrupt sleazeball, and a water-carrier for his "Progressive" masters in the Democrat Party.

YET!!! There are still people that are stunned when he does exactly what I say he's going to do. It's like those people possess a brain like an Etch-a-Sketch and they wipe the slate clean every night before bed. Can I see the future? Or am I some sort of soldier sent from the future to keep Sarah Conner safe from the bad machines? Hardly, I am forty-nine years old and can tie up the loose concepts that appear to have no connection.

Nothing is mutually exclusive.

Here's a good example of one of these multifaceted thought lines. Do you think that it is odd timing that fast food minimum wage workers are protesting in the streets for double the money right at the same time their hours got cut in half? Welp, you are putting two and two together, Muffin. Of course, most of those same workers do not understand that if minimum wage was five cents an hour, they would still be able to buy the same amount of stuff and their parents would have a whole lot more disposable income to help them out. Which they will be FORCED to do in the future. Read on.

You know, I was kinda hoping that someone in the Republican Party would come forward to be able to point stuff out about President Puppet, but no such person has come forward without getting savaged in the press and the Republican Party throwing that person to the wolves. That is the purpose of this post, y'all. Spread it around for me if you can. Or do to me what y'all have done to Sarah Palin or worse still, Tim Tebow. No skin off my nose.

Here we go.

Do you think that it is any surprise that one of the mandates in Obama's Medical Stupidity Law, which he literally had nothing to do with, forces parents to pay for the medical insurance for their kids until age twenty six? This COMMANDS the parents (of the ideologically driven "Progressive" children that attend college and get their heads filled with stupidity from far, far Left professors) to keep financing things that are polar opposite of what they have tried to teach their kids from Day One. You cannot cut off the money fountain to Little Cooper or Little Aaliyah because they have decided that they want to explore their homosexual tendencies and get tattoo sleeves with their meal money. You are FORCED to subsidize things that are ridiculously stupid. This was by design because once they fill those heads with the "Progressive" stupidity, it either is there forever or the kids wake up and loudly exclaim, "THIS IS MORONIC!!!" If they do the latter, they are going to have difficulty graduating college, by the way.

Of course, these motions were not by design of Barry Obama because he was too busy playing cards, eating Atomic Dawgs with Jay Z, playing golf, vacationing in Hawaii, Africa, Spain, Italy, you name it. He's REALLY the dunce that morons claimed Reagan was.

Now, the real reason for this post is all the skull coughing about freakin' Syria. Dude, we are talking about Syria.

Barry Obama was told by his Overlords to come out and make some really loudly, ridiculous threat about stomping asses if the powers that be in Syria did certain things. Dude, Syria. Seriously, we are talking about Syria.

Anyhoo, Barry's threat was that if Syria used chemical weapons against folks, which they have ALREADY done on numerous occasions, Barry was going to beat their hineys. There was not a single human being on Planet Earth that believed his threats. Not one. Furthermore, numerous war lords around the globe actually laughed and told him to SHUT UP.

Now, the United States of America is over the barrel because we elected a PUNK. Yes, Barry Obama is like the dude that claims he was a Marine during the Vietnam era when he enlisted in the Marines to keep from getting drafted into the Army and then promptly wet his bed in boot camp to get washed out. "I WAS IN THE MARINES!!!"

I have posted comments on numerous Congresscritters FAILbook pages in an attempt to spread the word on what Barry Obama has been told to do and over the course of the weekend, I have been proven exactly correct.

Barry backed off of his boastful, saber-rattling badassery by holding a concert on FOOTBAW SEASON OPENING DAY to say that he would ask for permission from Congress to "beat your ass when we get off of the school bus." Trust me when I say, if the Republicans do NOT give Barry Obama the war power that he wants, the national media is going to start the "I'm telling!!!" crap to prop up President Nancy.

OH! Shocker! It has already started.

Do you want to know what will be really, really fun? To watch Barry tee-tee on his belly. Call your Congressweasel TODAY and demand that they give Barry power to start a freaking ground war in Syria. Tell them that he can NUKE Syria. Yell at them to give him everything he wants on Syria and then lean back in the recliner and watch as his entire Presidency crumbles around his mighty ears because he is a lying, boastful dillweed that thinks he is something other than a puppet for his Masters.

Or you could just jump off the school bus and run home to your Mommy like the Republicans are doing on everything else.

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