Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part XII

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: We have to cut expenses to continue to maintain two households while you're in school.

Me: What do you want me to do?

Her: Maybe you could quit eating steak and seafood at every meal. You know, maybe eat a sandwich occasionally.

Me: But you know that the steak and seafood helps me maintain my extraordinary level of charm.

Her: Yea, we need that, maybe I don't need electricity.

Me: You're the greatest.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI