Friday, June 13, 2008

And the Insanity Continues

I think that we can all agree that the media simply bends over and takes it from Barry without so much as a reach-around, but damn, THIS is ridiculous. Barry Obama is NOT one of the fittest men in this country. It is simply untrue.

From the article in Men's Fitness, the gay magazine:
Barack Obama, 46 - The Candidate
It takes a certain stamina to endure months of 16-hour days in pursuit of the land's highest office. Obama is not the first politician dedicated to fitness, but the Illinois senator starts every day with a morning workout, whether it's machines at the hotel gym or a brisk 45-minute run. He's also quit smoking. Obama can be excused for enjoying the occasional state-fair corn dog because he mostly stays away from fatty foods. He's also, as we've seen, a bit of a baller. Nicknamed "Barry O'Bomber" for his jump shot, the former high school hoopster now releases stress during pickup games-including one on every primary day. "He's wiry-looking but actually pretty strong," former Duke player and Obama staffer Reggie Love has said. "And he hates losing. He plays hard." (<--Ed. Note: I certainly hope he wears a jockstrap or at least briefs, because that could be somewhat uncomfortable for those "playing" with him.) Now that we know.

Even though Barry HAS NOT quit smoking and has repeatedly admitted it, let's look at the other claims. "Barry O'Bomber?" You better stop associating Barry with bombing, Men's Fitness, you might get thrown under the bus. Wait, he didn't throw William Ayers under the bus, did he? Hmmmmmmm.

And, does it make any sense to laud Barry because of the sixteen hour days? I know, off the top of my exceedingly large head, minimally twenty people that work longer hours than that, EVERY SINGLE DAY, and could WHUP. BARRY'S. ASS.

Let's not forget that they have conveniently forgotten about sixteen brazillion professional athletes in this country. Shit, they even forgot Terrrrrrr. We all know that Terrrrrrr is in better shape than Barry. Terrrrrrr could press Barry at least forty times with one hand.

And never, ever mention that Barry's opponent is currently seventy-one years old and is maintaining the same schedule with fewer missteps. Hey, Barry is as fit as a seventy-one year old that cannot lift his arms above his head because of injuries received during torture in the Hanoi Hilton! Damn, the people at Men's Fitness are dumb.

Get ready folks, we are seeing the Second Coming. Aside from the fact that I cannot stand this guy, I have to see all kinds of fellating going on from people that do not possess the simple intelligence to get the Hell in out the rain.

Oh, wait, they included Brady Quinn, I guess this means that the winners must be homosexual. Sorry that they included you Eldrick. Bummer.

Make it stop, please.