Friday, June 13, 2008

I Solved the Barry Birth Certificate Problem

Since so many people have made speculations about why Barry McDumbasapost will not release his birth certificate, I took seven minutes today and found the real reason. It seems that everything that he has said up to this point is a lie. Surprised?

Stanley Ann Dumbham and Barackalammadingdong Obama are not even his real parents. I have exclusive video of his real parents meeting below. It's H-O-T, I tell you. I can see now why they made a baby.

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