Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Big Government Dies and Goes to Heaven

I have heard many people argue the point that the Bible tells us to help those less fortunate than ourselves. This is the tact that they use to confiscate more of our wages for social programs. Let's try that argument on G_d.

Dead big government moron: I was the promoter of forcing everyone to give half of their income to the poor.

The Creator: So you mounted a door to door campaign to preach the Gospel and convince those people that I was the only true way to salvation and My Word told them to help the less fortunate?

Dead big government moron: No, I enacted legislation that made those people give until they had to sacrifice their children's food and move to smaller houses just to afford to live.

The Creator: You have caused those very same people to hate the poor. Every single one of my children suffered because of your actions and you forced hate upon My Creation. You are evil and shall be cast into the forever burning fires of Hell. Enjoy.