Saturday, July 26, 2008

Shortcuts to Supreme Intelligence

The fastest way to accumulate knowledge is to listen to your elders or people that have more life experience that you possess. And write this stuff down.

Before it gets too late, run out to the store and buy the largest three-ring binder you can find, some divider tabs, and a dumptruck load of loose-leaf paper and start putting together a library of knowledge. Learning from other's mistakes is a whole lot less painful than learning from your own.

I suggest a tab that is labeled "Food."

Rule Number One: Throw out three week old brats. Trust me.

Holy shit, I think that I broke my stomach.