Friday, December 19, 2008

Freedom from Petroleum to be Complete by January 20, 2009

Things are certainly on schedule to be in place by the time the Obamessiah takes the throne. I am so glad that there will be zero petroleum companies in the United States by that time. We do not want our Crown Prince to get dirty or anything.

Confidence in the abilities of the Obamessiah is soaring, so much so that every single company in the country is moving to Switzerland.

If we are lucky, none of us will have to work anymore. Well, since there will be no more jobs, we will have no opportunity, anyway. I am so jizzing my skivvies waiting for the wagon to stop so I can get on, too.

By the way, I did not vote for the Obamessiah, does that mean that I am going to Hell?

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