Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Obama Signs Legislation that Costs YOU Money

There is no one left on this planet that thinks Barry Obama is anything other than a simpering idiot now. Today, he signed legislation that raises the federal excise tax on cigarettes by sixty-one cents a pack to pay for an additional four million deadbeat's children. I think that I shall add my boy to that list.

I am legally allowed to claim business losses for three years. I plan on dissolving my current corporation next year and creating a PLLC, so that shall allow me to claim losses for three more.

I am quitting smoking within a month. That shall remove minimally two hundred dollars in tax money from the S-Chip program.

I have a kid in college.

I made less than fifteen thousand dollars in 2008. I am filing EIC this year.

I am dropping my son's insurance and enrolling him in the program.

I shall reduce my expenditures by minimally two thousand dollars a year.

My son shall still have medical coverage. THAT YOU PAY FOR BECAUSE I REFUSE TO PAY FOR IT, NOW.

I shall receive an EIC check in the neighborhood of two thousand dollars this year, plus one thousand additional in stimulus money. (Allegedly.)

I am enjoying riding the wagon and getting wealthy on the backs of the middle class. Barry Obama gave ME 5000 dollars for being a deadbeat.

Barry motivates me to FAIL. What are you going to do about THAT?

Please take the time to comment.

3 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

ahhh, inspiration!

had the privilege of seeing the EIC at work tonight at wal-mart to the tune of a great big plasma tv, a vacuum, and a whole bunch of other crap being hauled out by a certain family. just speculation, but i bet i'm not wrong.

i never am. :)

Paul Mitchell said...

I am going to move mine off-shore. I don't want to spend any money that I do not have to in the US. I'm helping speed the collapse, so we can get back to making things right.

Two Dogs said...

I am going to move mine off-shore. I don't want to spend any money that I do not have to in the US. I'm helping speed the collapse, so we can get back to making things right.