The Coming November Elections and Democrat Policy

By now I think that we can all agree without any doubt that the election of Barry Obama was the single DUMBEST thing ever done by the citizens of this country. Not only is Obama sandpoundingly stupid as FUCK, but with the Democrats in charge of Congress, there is no way to stop the utter collapse of the economic stability of future generations.

The very same thing happened the last time that we elected a really stupid dude in the Democrat Party. And luckily for us, that stupidity led to the turning out of the Democrat majority in Congress back in 1994.

We are at that crossroads yet again. Can we please NOT make the stupid mistake of ever electing another Democrat to office ever again in the history of our great republic? We are already going to have to wait two MORE years to undo the economic calamities that they have caused in the three short years they have been in charge.

Seriously, I try to make the case that the people in our country are the smartest on Planet Earth, and y'all are trying to prove me wrong.

Now, can we all agree that Barry Obama is a freaking dumbass?

And can we all agree to NOT vote for another Democrat as long as we live?

To the news...

OH NOES!!! Obama is CLUELESS on the economy. I have known that since 2005, by the way, and have yet to find anything that he is clueFUL on at all.

Plus, we must all stay aware of the Democrats starting their election year LYING about cutting taxes. To a Democrat not RAISING taxes is called a "TAX CUT."

As an example of exactly how clueless Barry Obama really is on economics, he is all GUNG HO for this plant that manufactures car batteries that only cost THIRTY-THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH. Please remember that according to the Barrystream Media, Republicans are the rich fat cats. But, Barry Obama believes in giving subsidies to companies that make a product that NO ONE (except for MULTI-MILLIONAIRES) wants. Is it really possible that Obama is that stupid? Odds say, "YES!"

I am guessing that since Barry Obama thinks that at some point people have made too much money, that HE is not a part or parcel of that ideology. Allegedly, the money from the sales of these books is going to a scholarship fund. I wonder if that fund is going to be administered by the Congressional Black Caucus?

But, as you well know, if a person is a Democrat, they are a criminal. Those two are synonyms.

Democrats are violent.

And every economic plan that Democrats support increases the poverty level at all times. The three years of Democrat spending has undone the TWELVE years of Republican economic expansion. I wonder if Democrats are so stupid that they will actually TOUT a single thing that they have done since 2007, when they go home to run for office in November? Well, maybe if their district is in Atlanta, GA or Memphis, TN.

And here is a final thought. When Democrats run attack ads to try to get elected, they always have problems with those ads. Number one, because Democrats have never accomplished anything good, EVER. Plus, they have to lie, cheat, and steal to get their voter base, MORONS, to show up and vote for Democrats.

Here is a PRIME example of what goes wrong when Democrats try to speak about anything rather than just keeping their dumbass cakeholes shut.

Keep reminding everyone that you know not to let anyone vote for a Democrat. If you know of someone that is stupid enough to vote for a Democrat, please do everything in your power to have those idiots committed before the election rolls around.

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Dang, The Democrats Released Their New Logo

There was a big deal yesterday about the Moron Party releasing their new logo.

I was not impressed.

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Good Month Already

Just so you know, we have already achieved our second biggest traffic month on the fifteenth day of the month. Now, to get that site visit time back up. Pull up a chair and SET a SPELL.

Do we need this book?

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Islam v. the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition

I have seriously had a freaking bellyful of dumbasses comparing the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition to the violence spread by Islam.

Just WHY the Hell do you think that Christians undertook those two campaigns? Take one damned guess.

TO RECLAIM LAND THAT WAS CONQUERED AND DESTROYED BY THE FUCKING MUSLIMS.

Even the far-left Wikipedia acknowledges as much.

Crusades. Second paragraph.

Spanish Inquisition. First paragraph.

If it were not for the slaughtering Muslim ideology, DEMANDED by the Qur'an, these two Christian offensives would have NEVER taken place.

Please, sit down and shut the Hell up.

We can agree to disagree on these things, but if you disagree with these FACTS, then you are WRONG.

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College Gameday - Week Three - September 18, 2010 (UPDATED!!!)

Get your College Gameday BOOBS!!!

On College Gameday Week Three, we get to experience Week THREE of THREE that College Gameday is hosted at an SEC game. The Four Letter's Idiot Team of Morons will be camping out at Jordan-Hare for the Auburn v. Clemson game. As it stands now, Clemson is a 6.5 point DAWG and that is with every book that I can find.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

UDPATE!!! We have finally made it onto the front page of Teh Google for College Gameday!!!  Good job, people, there shall be a little extra in y'all's checks this week.

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I Appreciate the Hatemail, Really I Do

For some reason, it helps me to know that there are stupid people in the world. Especially those that are so stupid they feel the need to send an e-mail to someone that they do not know and that doesn't care one way or the other what those people think or feel about anything.

Seriously, when I get an e-mail from a "Progressive" it simply makes me realize that there exist people that will never find true happiness and will always have the need to belittle others to make themselves F-E-E-L better.

But, let's address the e-mail.

Define: Bigotry. A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices.

Point one, there's that "intolerant" word again.

No. I cannot TOLERATE slaughtering innocent people because they are working in the World Trade Center.

No. I cannot tolerate someone that grabs CMU and bashes a woman's head in because she is not totally covered in sackcloth from head to toe.

No. I cannot tolerate someone that gets sexual pleasure at the expense of children. (or goats, whichever your pleasure.)

No. I cannot tolerate someone that believes it is okay to lie, cheat, steal, and murder someone that doesn't believe as they do.

No. I cannot tolerate someone that will destroy a church simply because that church teaches from The Bible.

No. I cannot tolerate someone that is HONOR BOUND to kill someone simply because they are Jewish.

So, if this makes me a bigot, so be it and if the above rehashing of what Muslims believes is PEACE, the world would be much better off without PEACE.

And just so you know, I got a great bit of advice from a friend of mine to use when I am President of the United States. This shall be from my inaugural address.

"I am tasked with protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States. Our country is not just made up of people, our country is LITERALLY our people. So, my main task as president is to protect our people."

"If in the course of my tenure as President of the United States there is ONE SINGLE MUSLIM attack on the United States or any of our embassies around the world, the nuclear warheads shall be instantaneously launched and Mecca shall be obliterated in one blink of the eye. You ought to be able to resume your Hajj in the year of our Lord, 25,000 AD. Look before you leap, Fucktards."

Please, quit trying to tell me that Islam means peace. That is beyond silly when their book, that they obviously have read more times than Christians read The Bible, DEMANDS that they slaughter ANYONE that is NOT Muslim.

That is just flat out mean, if you ask me, and the fact that you sent me an e-mail kinda means that you did, Dumbass.

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Teh Google Updates and Owning the Interblarbs

With the H-U-G-E change of Teh Google's Search Engine to an instantaneous search format comes big changes to stay on the top of traffic. I never thought about what instant search would do to getting hits, but since I have watched it in operation, I have come to the conclusion that keywords have become even more important.

And they need to be the first words at all times that is possible. I think that you know why, right?

If you have not used Teh Google this week, you are in for a HUGE surprise. There is nothing the same anymore. The whole bloggynets traffic thingy is screwed up forever, now.

In an attempt to keep this Testament to Mediocrity hanging tough in these tough interwebby times, I changed the subscription buttons and the menu at the header of this blork. Lemme know what you think. Do you see the new RSS and E-Mail subscription buttons? Just so you know, currently we have 146 RSS feed subscribers. I wonder if we'll pick up more with the BIG buttons?

Here are a few ways that Instant Search can tromp on your wallet.

Maybe these tips from the AdWords blog can help bridge that gap.

Google Mobile has the screens for Maps on Android. I have yet to try this, but the Maps works exceedingly well on the Droid X. I have no clue how Maps works on the iPhone because, I am not gay.

Another Android WIN that I use is the Teh Google Voice. The voice function in Search for the Android is 100% for me so far. Most of y'all have heard my voice. Obviously, Android speaks REDNECK purdy danged guud.

Teh Google Docs App Store is six months old, already. And has over 200 Apps. Can we stop using Outlook YET?

Here, go learn about exactly what is going on with Docs.

Speaking of Outlook and its ANTONYM, G-Mail, here are five tips for using the new Priority Inbox in G-Mail.

Just so y'all know, Teh Google Local stuff is a good traffic driving hawg, too. Here's a case study on Places. Currently, the traffic for my business site is almost exclusively from Teh Google Local Search and FAILbook.

Is there really someone left on Planet Earth that doesn't know how to change their blog background? You have GOT to be kidding. Haven't we all been blogging at least five years? Isn't that enough time to learn the easy stuff?

By the way, Teh Google Buzz has added a feature much like "Alerts" called Track. I think that Teh Google has realized that RSS is slowly falling apart. If FAILbook ads an RSS reader feature worth a crap, Teh Google Reader might be the next Wave. Remember, Bloglines is gone after the end of this year.

As much as I lurve Teh Google products, the Google Guys' political activism concerns me and I keep an eye on the Public Policy blog. Here is a post on Teh Google's desires to advance Google in the white spaces on the television airwaves. I am not so sure that I want Teh Google developing a "Family Safety Center." Their liberal policies might start to censor Christian sites, conservatives sites, and help to start to promote the idiocy of environ-terrorism at the same time. I'll have my Teh Google products served up with no Communism, thanks very much.

Here are some more tools for p0wning the intertubes.

Heat mapping traffic analytics.

Wordpress rolls out subscriptions like Tumblr has. Personally, I lurve me some Tumblr. Check out the hottest Tumblr site on the entire web, right chere.

Here's more on the Wordpress subscriptions.

Check name availability at all social sites at the same time. This can help you to have continuity across all forums for your AWESOME online presence.

When you get ready to start your social media campaign, go install Seesmic Desktop 2. it combines all of your social networking sites into one platform.

And when you finally get ready to make money online with social media, load up Market Me Suite. Market Me Suite allows your to personalize the "Posted From" tag in all your media. Great product.

Twitter Counter helps with all of your tracking on Teh Twittah. Check it out.

ManageFlitter helps get rid of those assholes that add you to just drop you the next day, purposely running up their stats and running yours down. I like to call those jerks, "Democrats."

Enjoy your new found webwealth.

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College Gameday - Week Two Recap

Good.

Better.

Best.

(We also rule "College Gameday Boobs." Just got that search. Just call us, "Boobs R Us.")

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College Gameday - Week 2

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO SEPTEMBER 18, 2010! COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

Have at it, y'all, I am covered up today. See post below...

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September 11, 2001 - Never Forget

(Just so you know, YES, I am posting college footbaw today, but this post is somewhat more important to me. If I get hung up reading all the War on Islam Posts today, so be it.)

Today marks the ninth terrible anniversary of the Muslims declaring war on the United States with a brutal act designed to kill as many innocent men, women, and children as possible. Whether luckily or not, they managed to kill minimally 2,996. The fallout that came afterward claimed other lives.

This act was the Kennedy Assassination for people my age. Yes, we remember exactly what we were doing, who was with us, what was going on at the time. We remember it like yesterday, IF we are not sheeple.

Many people want to bury their heads in the sand about what caused those kissy-faced Religion of Peacers to perpetrate that act. I am under no disillusions about it. Their religion teaches them to KILL anyone that does not practice Islam. I guess "PEACE" has a different meaning to them.

Instead of rehashing my story over and over again, I gave a brief synopsis of it last year. There are links on that page from the folks that had posted by the time I made my post. It is a rabbit hole people. If you want to take the entire day to read those links, just know that it is going to bring back those awful things that you felt on September 11, 2001. AND THAT IS A GOOD THING.

Never forget.

My buddy, Classicaliberal, posted the entire day as it unfolded last year and he is doing the same this year. Last year, all I did was sit there and refresh his page. It was awful, but much needed. Here are CL's entire post from last year, but you have to scroll to the bottom of the page and read UP to get them in order.

Seriously, watching that happen again is the most amazing thing on the entire interwebs. Nothing can compare.

There is also a "We Will Never Forget" page on Facebook. Go "LIKE" it now.

Chris Muir at Day by Day had his post up very early today.

More links in no particular order, but the one in which I grabbed them from my reader.

Yesterday, Red declared "Islamaphobia" as one of her banned words. I'm in, but I have been in from the first time I heard that ridiculous shit.

Boogie has his first post on the Muslim attacks. It is kinda weird to see what someone that was barely out of diapers remembers. But, he kinda got it all and he kinda remembers pretty much every emotion that I have to this day.

Lisa G was out in front of this because the clock is wrong in New Zealand. Her's was the very first post that I saw last night with images. Dammit, I hate those images.

Jumping in Pools has the first twenty minutes of the Fox coverage. After you watch that in horror, keep refreshing their whole page, there is plenty more where that came from.

Right Girl's was the first post I saw today with the 2996 Project. Dammit, I just do not want to keep seeing those posts today, but I shall read every one that I see. I want to forget that whole, but it is impossible for me. I have a fucking soul.

Doug Mataconis has links to his past posts on the Muslims' act of war. ALL are terrifying reads.

Mitchieville remembers. Some of these posts are short and to the point, but no less powerful to me.

Blackfive has their 2996 Project. It is odd to think that there were NO SUCH THINGS as Milblogs in 2001.

Dean's post at Nonsensible Shoes has the light show that was supposed to usher in the rebuilding process.

The Reaganite Republican has a round-up of other posts and some powerful images, too.

Skunkfeathers, short, to the point.

Stacy McCain has links and the documentary on The Falling Man.

Taxes, Stupidity, and Death has video of the Muslims around the world CELEBRATING. Never forget.

Nigel, formerly of This Goes to Eleven, recounts his experience WORKING at Ground Zero.

Malkin has another round-up.

DRScoundrels has a personal recap that is chilling.

Red has her 2996 Project post up with links.

Gateway Pundit has the President George W. Bush "bullhorn speech." I do believe that proves that we have plummeted in the ability of our leadership since Bush left office.

On the Rocks has his 2996 Project.

Marathon Pundit has the Pentagon flag.

Lastly, the Flickr Blog has photos of the World Trade Center before the Muslims attacked.

How did anyone forget this happened? How could anyone ever forget this happened? How could anyone ever elect another Democrat and allow something else like this to happen in the future?

FUCK.

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Burning the Qu'ran and Obamanomics

Man, if the entire interwebbyblarx is not ASPLODING with news about some dude planning a Qu'ran burning. Please, folks, shut the Hell up about how it is RAAAAACIST and backwards thinking and bound to cause a collective Muslim upshitting of skulls. Like those Muslims just never get together to burn our flag or cheer in their collective streets when 3000 of our citizens get slaughtered by their MISSIONARIES, amirite?!?!?!

Put this is perspective. About 85% of the world's Muslim population cannot read and do not have electricity to power a television, radio, or computer. They are LITERALLY the dumbest people on the damned planet. Their imams, or whatever the head goat humpers are called, are going to tell those sheeple whatever they want to. Muslims ALREADY hate the United States of America because we do not, as a nation, worship their pedophile prophet.

AND! About 95% of them shall never hear that it ever happened. EVER.

Good Lord, even conservatives are all up in arms about this crap.

But, you know what else? The imam, in charge of the Muslim Trophy they want to build on Manhattan, says that if we do not capitulate to the Muslims on that disgrace, THEY WILL ATTACK YET AGAIN.

SIT. DOWN. AND. SHUT. UP. NOW.

By the way, Right Girl has an even better idea, instead of burning a book, burn the Muslims.

Still, my biggest concern right now is the FACT that Obama (and the moronic, imbecilic Democrat Party) has plunged our country into a damned DEPRESSION.

All while the Democrats' hero, Fidel Castro, abandons the policies of Democrats.

The growth rate of the economy continues to fall.

Obama and his pillagers/plunderers are planning ANOTHER "stimulus."

The employment report looks like shit.

Obama and the Democrats have doubled down on the mortgage idiocy and are trying to get even more people to join the ranks of the underwater.

Obama cannot even figure out how tax cuts work, even though he is touting that now in his campaigning for the soon to be slaughtered Democrats.

Dangerous economic signs are everywhere. There is no industry that is not affected negatively by Obamanomics.

And to add insult to injury, ObamaCare is about to increase medical services prices exponentially.

Feh, I am simply disinterested in this stuff.

FOOTBAW, TONIGHT!!!  We Suck v. The Barn.  (I forgot this was on here and did that delayed posting thingy.  The Barn defeated We Suck last night, 17-14.)

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COLLEGE GAMEDAY - Coming up, Week 2

Well, we are still NOT showing for Teh Google Search, "College Gameday." It is taking a little more time this year and that damnable "Instant Search" is NOT helping.

CURSE YOU, TEH GOOGLE!!!

Anyhoo, the Four Letter Moron College Gameday crew shall be in Bammeroidville for the Tuscaloosa Bammeroids v. Joe Pa. I predict the final score to be 300-6, Bammer. Take that to the betting cage, baby.

Please do not forget to purchase your SEC College Gameday jersey.

MoM's jersey store is OPEN.

Here's one for your Doggeroid Bammeroid.

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OMG!!! I am NUMBER SEVEN!!!

There is LITTLE doubt that this is freaking HUGE!!!

Guess who is number seven in the entire webnetblark for "teh google?"

Yeppers, you KNOW me.

*Clicky to make it SWOLE*

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My business site host is pushing the crap out of their service this month. I can honestly say that they are pretty good, I have only had one run-in with them.

Go sign up and get your own Wordpress blorx set up in minutes. That's what I did.

The best part? It is cheap, cheap, cheap.

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All is ALMOST Right With the World Today

Yesterday I had finally had enough of my slow-running comprooter and decided to format the drive. It took me about an hour to save all my data, then another hour to do the format and re-install XP. Then the fun part started. I have installed all of my office programs and my webbynet programs, but I have noticed there are some Firefox bolt-ons that are no longer available to me.

Such is the nature of technology. I expected things to be a tad wonky for a couple of days, but oddly enough, I have done this enough times to be pretty good at it and everything is working perfectly, SO FAR. YAY! ME!

(The worst part about this is that I forgot to save my dictionary. Now, all of the MoM colloquialisms are going to have to be manually added for the next year.)

Today I have to install my architect-y software and I KNOW, without any doubt, that might cause a few hiccups. I am not terrified, though. I'll muddle through it and all will workout fine with that, too.

Anyhoo, that is why I have been slow in responding to the comments since yesterday. Thanks, Basil, for telling me what to fix on the MoM's SEC Jersey Store! It worked beautifully. My friends are Teh Awesomatic!

Especially when they post something as perfect as this.

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Teh Google Drive-by Blogging - On Labor Day

It never ceases to amaze me how smart Teh Google Guys are with technology and how freaking stupid they are with American History.

Seriously, anyone got a clue why there is a United States flag on the homepage on LABOR DAY? Is there another federal holiday that is MORE unAmerican than Labor Day? Have we gotten stupid enough to make Cinco de Mayo into a federal holiday yet?

On to the Teh Google links...

I have been working with Docs for quite some time and have just now started to need to collaborate with another person. Teh Google Docs has that in SPADES.

I am about to try to use the drawing function in Docs, too. I'll keep you posted on the experience, I am sure.

I played around with Teh Google Wave a bit, but never really found a determined purpose for it. But, when Teh Google announced they were killing it, I started to cry. It is NOT DEAD. Just sleeping. Here's more on Wave.

At the same time, I am really enjoying Buzz and here are some more changes. They have added tracking and some other junk.

By the way, Teh Google must be on vacation or something.

And whatever you do, do NOT forget to get your jersey.

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The MoM College Footbaw Store is OPEN!

Dunno if this is going to work, but I set up an Amazon store with all of our jerseys in it. Buy 'em and send your friends to buy 'em, too. (For some reason, the Amazon Widget is pushing the rest of this post's text way down the page. Scroll down to see the rest.)


For some reason, my descriptions are being over-ridden, do you think that Amazon doesn't like the word, "'Cock?" NO! They are below the Amazon description. What the Hell?

And I have no idea why they are all different prices and stuff. But, do notice there is only a women's Vandy jersey. HA!

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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Sunday Linkdump Hodge Podge

Sometimes you just gotta throw a bunch of links out that really do not fit a certain topic and let the chips fall where they may.

Beware of Falling Chips!!! And Andy's Birthday!!!

The Cereal Guy is making sure that the middle class is destroyed. Funny, that is what always happens under FASCISM.

However, the wage gap does exist, but not the way that you think.

What do you mean, "The jobs report shows a ray of false HOPE?"

What do you mean, "The stimulus was an utter, complete, and total failure?"

Steve Green's Must See Radio with Dr. Thomas Sowell. (Yes, Steve IS Vodkapundit.)

Robert Gibbs breaks open the Lie Basket on the Iraq Surge.

No Sheeples Here is calling on bloggers to get involved with Project 2996. Go sign up to do your part.

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College Gameday -September 11, 2010

We started our College Gameday climb late in the season this year and I am ashamed of that.

Anyhoo, the moronic crew of College Gameday shall be in Tuscaloosa for the Bammeroids v. Joe Pa game. This ought to be a good one for Bammer to get some playing time for some of their underclassmen. I certainly hope The Sabear is not planning on playing anyone important in this game. To think that The Sabear would let a player get hurt in a game against a D-II opponent scares me to death.

As expected, we did not make it onto the first page of Teh Google for College Gameday before the first kickoff. We have to correct that TRAVESTY.

As we do every year, the College Gameday scoreboard (how to use the scoreboard video here) will move to the current Saturday every week. And I shall try to do better in my posting with regard to the College Gameday topic.

If you would like to type the words "College Gameday" in the comments, link those words on your blog to one of my posts, or simply link one of your posts to my College Gameday label, it would be much appreciated.

And again, CROOM!!!

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Drvie-by Blogging - Lack of Sunday Morning Quarterback Edition

THIS SHALL NOT STAND.

If there is anything that should be able to be counted on, it is the publication of Sunday Morning Quarterback. There is utterly NO REASON under the moon that this time-honored tradition should be canceled.

OH! It is Andy's birthday and he is not going to hit a lick at a snake today.

What a freaking DEADBEAT.

Happy Birthday, NO Sunday Morning Quarterback Publishing Old Guy.

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