Wednesday, July 08, 2009

There is NO INTELLIGENCE on the Left

I remain forever in search of a devout leftist that has any clue why they are the way that they are. So far, they are as elusive as the Albino Hipraffefalump. I mean, they simply must exist, but no one has ever seen one.

Whenever I get on Twittah, the Top Conservatives on said service hashtag is usually overrun with the moronic idiots that do nothing but attempt to disrupt the members of the group. This doesn't concern me much, because a simple Tweet to one of these idiots and you can draw them from the feed to pretty much just bug you. Then those that are passing information to each other can do so in peace without having to block every swinging dick that comes down the pike.

This is the "debate" that I have had with the most intelligent leftist that I have ever encountered. Translation: He may be able to tie his shoes. In other words, only marginally more intelligent than out current president.


Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be leftists. At some psychiatric facility, I am sure that you can still purchase shock treatments. HOPEFULLY.

Please take the time to comment.


Skunkfeathers said...

Let's remember that when totalitarian leftists seize power somewhere, the first thing they do is arrest/kill the intelligensia, leaving only mindless followers who have the intellect of cricket crap.

If they had a working brain, they wouldn't be so willing to suck up the stupidest nonsense from HuffPo & Co.

Thus, your Twitterputzers.

Paul Mitchell said...

Skunkfeathers, I would have posted another Twittah debate that was more colorful, but this IS a family blog.

Well, a family blog for families that say "FUCK" a lot, anyway.

classicaliberal said...

Oooooh! He's a keeper. He's all hopey and changey! I like him. He definitely feels your pain, and is for the poor.

Did I leave out any cliches?

Andy said...

I think you were quite civil Paul. I did not see one reply that was not "family-friendly" from you.

I'm not sure what "family" movingleft belongs to...or what order, genus, or species...

Paul Mitchell said...

CL, he is certainly something. Hopey and changey made me giggle.

And yes, Andy, so did your order, genus, species comment.

I am just going to start posting y'alls (everyone's) comments. This blog is for my enjoyment and y'all make me laugh, too damn much.

ChristinaJade said...

HA! What CL said!

classicaliberal said...

Not gonna lie, I clicked on the Paul Mitchell Design link at the bottom of the page, but I assumed that they were your website developer and not actually you!

I feel so dumb I could go out and vote for Obama, right now, eight times!

What the hell is a 'cocattop?'

Skunkfeathers said...

'hopey changey'? Mwhahahahahhaha! You f***ing a right he's full of hopey changey!

Yes, Paul, I recognize that this is a family-oriented blog, and that you could have used a more graphic version that one of these knuckle-dragging metrosexual meth-heads has to climb up onto a intellect-stretcher to reach themselves up to, since words that exceed one syllable are over their head.

But really...I'm being serious you think you can expect to FIND ANY INTELLIGENCE on the LEFT? A place intellectually VOID of reason, logic, common sense and reality?

Paul..really...this should surprise you?

*Done being serious* Mwhahahahaha..

ChristinaJade said...

Hey, Skunk? Don't mince words, say what you REALLY feel! HA!

Steve B said...

But...but...wait. I'm confused. I thought that the bible-thumping right wing rethuglicans were the haters?

Man, would you people make up your minds?

Progressives: We love everybody...who thinks like we do.

Paul Mitchell said...

Steve, you have never posed comment FAIL ever on my blog. But, progressives do NOT think. COMMENT FAIL!!!

Send me some beer and meat from The Europe, dude.

Anonymous said...

Knuckle-dragging metrosexual meth-heads... OMG!!! LMAO!

Paul Mitchell said...

From this point forward, I am not posting anything but y'all comments. Fah true.