Ha!

What's Wrong Here?

But there’s no doubt that Leyland, who honed his skills with some very good Pirates teams back when Barry Bonds was a pup and teaming up with Bobby Bonilla.

It's a Great Day in Hell

The crust of Hell has been punctured and the VERMIN are getting out.

"Hillraisers!" What a funny, funny person that came up with that. The comedic talent!

Uh, Tancredo Said What?

The things that people do never cease to amaze me. Okay, so I'm not so amazed here. It seems that the Colorado Republican Tom Tancredo wants to abolish the racist groups in Congress. No more should we have the Congressional Black Caucus or the Hispanic Caucus, says Tancredo. This obviously said right after he made his announcement for the Presidency. Hey, let's all vote for Tom because he is the legitimate candidate for moron of the year.

Uh, Tom did you ever consider that the political damage of being overly candid might come back to bite you in the ass? You know, it probably would have been better for your campaign to just come out and say that you were having sex with underage kids of white supremacists. Get out of the race now, you can only hurt the Republicans. Actually, I think that you should resign and crawl out in the desert and live by yourself.

Granted, the groups that you targeted should be abolished simply because they are racist. In a similar vein, the homosexuals, women, and tobacco chewers caucuses should be abolished, too. I do understand the way things work in Washington, it is best to partner with like-minded folks, but dammit, boy.

Folks, understand that we do live in a politically correct time right now. Maybe at some point in the future, that will not be the case, but for now it is. Learn to play the damn game with the rules in effect right now or be plowed under by the folks that understand and live by the rules.

Read the article linked above. It makes a statement about someone being denied membership to the BLACK Caucus because he was white. Duh.

FROM THE ARTICLE: The political Web site Politico.com, which first reported the issue, quoted Rep. William Clay, Jr., D-Mo., as saying the black membership in his group is "an unwritten rule."

If you call the club THE CONGRESSIONIAL BLACK CAUCUS then I'm guessing that the "unwritten rule" is in the damn name of the damn club, you moron.

All people get off of my planet, right damn now.

UPDATE: Tancredo is so damn stupid that he or one of his minions actually left a link to sign the petition to ask him to run for President in the OLD damn comments section. Geez, is that not telling?

MORE on Tancredo.

They Should Have Killed PBS Off Right After This!

The minute that this was over, PBS should have been killed. It's all downhill from here. Love them head-banging kids.

WTW-Thomas Edison Edition

We done come up with a new way to use a four-wheeler. Want a ride?

Captain Obvious Reports!!!!!!!!!

Dammit, please! you have got to be kidding me.

(Hat-Tip: Sultan)

Here's to the Mayor

Enjoy!

Monday Rant!

Man, if I hear or see one more person talk about the fact that there are two BLACK Head Coaches in the Super Bowl this year I am going to flip out. Hell, I might as well get it out of the way now.

Did it ever occur to these jabber-jawing morons that the color of the coach's skin doesn't matter? It has something to do with winning the most games throughout the year and winning again in the playoffs. Do the coaches want to be reduced to just being Black or would they like to be recognized for their damn coaching skills? If you keep this crap up, I'm going to start to believe this is another one of those give the Oscar to the Black person kinda thing. "We had to give it to Denzel and Halle, they were b*l*a*c*k." Y'all had to fix the contest because everyone knows that Black coaches are inferior to White coaches.

I absolutely hate sportscasters and their minions.

Another thing. I had the severe misfortune to be stuck in front of a television this morning and was subjected to The Early Show on one of the alphabet channels. I have never seen such horendous crap ever in my entire damn life. It was like a trainwreck and I couldn't look away. Then came Rachel Ray. I would rather have my head pierced with a meat hook than have to ever listen to her blackbird-hitting-a-windowpane voice ever again.

I absolutely hate whoever came up the idea for these two programs.

*spoken in a whisper, you know.

I Been Reading Agin!

Occasionally I actually have the time to read some blogs that I enjoy. One such blog is The Other Side of Kim. It's the guns and stuff that attract my attention. He's a farner who digs guns.

Today, I read a post done by Mrs. Du Toit, his wife, on the proposed Minimum Wage increase. Best explanation ever.

Here's a tidbit: Kim’s analogy is still the best: Increasing the minimum wage is like daylight savings time. The day isn’t actually made longer (or shorter). It’s like cutting off your head and standing on it, so you’ll be taller.

Time for Insult to Injury

University of Michigan spokesman Julie Peterson says "If you think this is subjective, you need to understand the whole process is subjective," she said. "We're looking at things like leadership and motivation. All those things are personal and subjective. So we will do what we always have done: train our counselors."

Said about the passed Proposal 2 regarding race and sex in admissions standards.

I just hope they call me to judge the asses on female applicants since they aren't using test scores or any objective data. Just saying.

Treatise on Inner-City Education - Part I

On occasion of the Dr. King “holiday” and beyond, we will hear every last egg-sucking one of the typical “progressive” folks talking about race relations in this country and offer idiotic solutions for the “correcting” of bad things going on in our urban areas. These ideas are usually a simple rehashing of already failed Socialist policies, and they never change or work. Why supposedly intelligent persons would try to push forward these ideas that have never worked anywhere is a testament to the stupidity of our masses and our intelligentsia. Maybe it's because they aren't supposed to work, they are designed to make folks feel good. Or maybe those "solutions" are designed specifically to keep the minority races in their place. I choose the latter.

Since the 1950's and 60's, the situations occurring in the urban areas of our country and the poorest sections of our towns and hamlets have never gotten better, they have gotten much worse. Placing the blame is vital to moving away from the actions that have all but ingrained the thought patterns of those people affected. This is where I step in because I can easily place the blame on the guilty parties with no fear of retribution outside of my normal punishment from illiterate e-mailers that actually think I care what they think.

I think that we can all agree that the quickest way out of the ghetto is to be seven feet tall and know how to handle the rock, (Not crack Junebug, the basketball, where the Hell have you been?) but what about the other 99% of folks? Let's just assume that an education delivered by competent teachers and professors would ensure that everyone at least had the opportunity. The problem here is that there are very few competent educators left. The ones that are left are hampered by the material that has been produced from which to teach.

One such tome, that I had the misfortune to read (thanks, Bean), was Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States 1492-Present. This book was/is utter and complete crap. He basically just took a legitimate history book and wrote the word "NOT" into every declarative sentence and "forgot" to footnote anything. And yet, Bean's professor thought that this would serve her well in understanding the history of this country. Here I write "NOT."

While reading Thomas Sowell's brilliant book, Black Rednecks and White Liberals, one thing became abundantly clear to me. Mr. Sowell has answers to the problems that plague our inner-city schools and the Black community schools specifically. Not that the people in power will ever listen to him because he doesn't adhere to the almost religious dogmas spewed by those same talking heads. That is a shame for those that are affected by those dogmas, the Black kids.

Let's really look at the history of the inner-city, segregated schools and decide whether or not our "progressive" folks have any clue what their wonderful ideas have done to the people that they were supposedly trying to help. For this task, I will use what is known as "SPECIFICITY" as opposed to "GENERALITIES" which is what is used to come up with idiot ideas.

That brings us to the study of one particular school in Washington DC. At the end of the nineteenth century, there were four public high schools in DC. One was for the Black kids and it was named M-Street School. Among this school's first prinicpals was Mary Jane Patterson, the first known Black woman to graduate from college in the United States. Oberlin College graduate, 1862. Yes, that was the year before Abraham Lincoln released his smash-hit single, The Emancipation Proclamation.

Since schools were segregated until Brown v. Board of Education in 1954, M-Street School enjoyed a string of great Black teachers and administrators. This school had more PHD's per capita than any other school in this country. Did this guarantee a quality education? Of course not, but it did ensure that the educators were qualified to teach. And teach, they did.

M-Street School became Dunbar High School in 1916. So let's call it Dunbar from this point forward. From 1870 until 1950, most of its graduates went on to higher education. This was even surprising for white high schools at that time. The first grad to go to Harvard was admitted in 1903, well before the Civil Rights ideas were even thought about in the majority of our country.

Between 1918 and 1923, graduates from Dunbar went on to receive 25 degrees from Ivy League Schools. At one time, Dunbar students did not even have to take entrance exams to enter college and they graduated college at a 74% rate. Take that Cracker.

But, racism would rear its ugly head and take down our hero, Dunbar High School. It was determined back in the 1950's that seperate but equal education was NOT equal. And with the decision of Brown v. Board of Education, Dunbar was castrated.

Damn, that history. You simply cannot remove the facts, no matter how badly the "educators" want you to. Check the latest Wikipedia page HERE. Notice that this was the FIRST high school for Black children and also notice that there is nothing about this school other than the athletic achievements of late. And the one other telling "FACT" is that 46% of the students were eligible for the "FREE LUNCH PROGRAM." The reason for the scare quotes is obvious. The fact that we have a free lunch program is in itself demeaning to anyone that is on it or it should be.

Stigmas that were commonplace just fifty years ago are lauded as progress these days. Is that a good thing? You decide.

Stay tuned for Part II of Mean Ol' Meany's Treatise on Inner-City Education.

UPDATE: Jewzilla chimes in on the Dr. King celebration.

Kneejerk Question of the Day

Was it a good thing or a bad thing that the Founding Fathers only counted slave men as fractional humans?

Discuss. NOW!

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"Booty Full?"

Good gracious, who in the world edits ESPN? I knew that all sportcasters and writers were morons, but DAMN! I bet John David hates his parents.....

Democrats Working on the Rules

Pelosi released the new House rules for the Majority Party today. They are currently in session to explain most of the abstracts contained in the tome. And also, they are trying to learn to read.

Concepts of said tome HERE. I just love the way that Mommy keeps us safe from elephants.

Complete 100 hour roadmap HERE.

And by the way, you ain't my ma.

Sorry folks, I know it's my fault

Having given up pretty much on political blogging over the past year, I single-handedly gave the Congress to the Dumbasses (D). I am here to apologize and beg forgiveness for allowing those "people" to take more of your money, but it had to be done. The Conservative movement cooked up in Newt's garage has become the exact opposite of what conservatism is or should be.

Rule One: Government blows. It's a necessary evil, but I have yet to figure out what the necessity is. Trust me, I'm looking.

Rule Two: Production, profit, and income are killed by taxes. And oddly enough, those three traits are what makes Capitalism work. And yes, Capitalism is the ONLY form of economy that does work. History is a good indicator. Show me those profitable Socialist countries and I'll eats yo' draws.

Rule Three: A minimum wage increase is followed by higher unemployment and decreased wealth. I have great graphics to show that this happens every single time, but obviously y'all are too stupid to understand that. Y'all voted for the Dims.

Rule Four: George W. Bush is NOT a conservative. A President that signs every single spending bill obviously wants to spend MY DAMN MONEY ON CRAP! (Yes, I voted for him both damn times, because there was no other choice. I actually voted for Alan Keyes in the first primary seven years ago, so there.)

Rule Five: Our education system is broken. And yes, it's BECAUSE of Brown v. Board of Education and the culture of "self-esteem." I will prove that really damn soon in honor of the Dr. King vacation day.

Rule Six: Everyone is born equal, some just choose to give that up. Look around, you ARE better than some people. If you need more background on this, e-mail me. I'll straighten it out for you, Moonbeam. (But, in my case, I'm better than every person.)

Rule Seven: Healthcare should be controlled by the individuals rather than the government. There are NO F***ING examples of any nationalized healthcare successes anywhere on the planet. Please are you that damn dense? You are? Damn.

Rule Eight: If you want my gun(s), come get it. You will be sorry. And my gun(s) miraculously kill people when I am not around. I think that is a good thing.

Rule Nine: I go to church. If you don't, that just means there will be more room on the driving range in Heaven for me. I hate it for you, but it's your choice AND mine.

Rule Ten: The War on Islam is one that needs to be fought. Yes, the terrorists are Muslim. Accept it and move on. If you are Muslim and think that killing innocent people is bad, then speak up. What, are you afraid of being killed? Well, you made the decision to enter the family with the understanding that you would never get out. So sorry for you and your family.

There's ten statements that I needed to make. Make yours in the comments if you want to add to the list.

And, uh, Peace.

UPDATE: Rules Eleven through One Thousand are Teddy Kennedy is a moron and so is anyone that votes for him.

Props to the Beertender

Another one of my friends has entered the blogging arena and is hell bent on getting a bunch of traffic. Some of you may remember him as Clarence Worley from the 1993 blockbuster hit, "True Romance." Others may remember him as the staple of the greatest bar in the history of the world. And no, it ain't Chris Carothers.

One of the fondest memories that I have from recent times is the night that Clarence and yours truly hung out at THE bar the whole night after closing, listened to every Elvis album ever made and drank what amounted to fourteen cases of Coors Light. We watched the sun rise from the third floor window on that final day, ordered breakfast sandwiches from Broad Street, and I carried case after case of beer up three flights of stairs by myself after Clarence passed out. Long live the memory of MQ, them was da days.

Anyhoo, go on OVER. It's just like my place but stupider, if that's a word. And there will be a continuous link in the Baseball Fans sidebar, because Clarence loves the game.

Silly Farner Thursday - Part Dos

After stepping outside to smoke a hand-rolled stogie with the boys, Rafe experiences euphoria!

'Cause Even Yo' Mamma Asks Me!

Better not talk about my mamma!

WTW-Roadhouse Rules!

Those in the know are well aware the significance of this photo. I must say that I almost got beat up taking the picture by the biggest Mexican I have ever seen.

San Antonio enters the annuls of White Trash Wednesday with this entry.

Go see the rest of the folks that participate with this endeavor of Southern Heritage on my sidebar!

and now we begin the new year with my sentiments

Happy Damn New Year!

The last month has been really busy and I haven't had much posting time. Now that I have caught up on just about everything, I plan to recommit myself to publishing this little blog. You see, I have started receiving death threats because of my lack of posting. Damned if you do and certainly damned if you don't.

Anyhoo, to catch you up on things in my world, Bean proposed to me over the Christmas holiday and regrettably I said yes. I know that the whole world over there are single women throwing themselves from bridge abutments now, but I do not feel responsible. Hell, I was tired of trying to please the entire female population of the damn world. I pass the torch to gnutcase. Have at it, boy!

Now that I am going to have a new Democrat Senate listing to go after, I have decided to resume my "Those Great Damn Democrats!" series. I know that y'all are all excited.

And also, being the proud parent of a kid that might be able to graduate high school and attend college, I am going to start breaking down his choices for you to let you know what I see as a humongous problem looming in our future. Let's start with YALE.

Uh oh.

And rwdflynavy, thanks for all the props and traffic.