We here at this headstone of average have received yet another Blast Fax from Home Office at the "I Hate Everybody Club." Needless to say, I must follow by-laws and publish what I was told to publish, otherwise the H-U-G-E checks shall just quit rolling in.
Not only that, but it was kinda hinted that I would be having a visitor at my house pretty soon if I did not post.
So, here 'tis. These are the links that everyone needs to check out if they are still undecided about for whom to vote. I guess that if you are a Democrat, these links do not do you much good, but it is obvious that you cannot read or write. Please just sit there quietly at home on November the second because President Barry Obama is delivering your NEW and IMPROVED government funding directly to your door. The people that are not home when this money is delivered, WILL. NOT. GET. IT.
Remember, November 2, 2010. Stay at home to get your free money.
Here's the Butcher's Bill:
Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hulburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Cedric Richmond (Hat-Tip: Moogie)
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
WTW - Week Eight of College Gameday
Since this little footbaw blarq is the main source for everything College Gameday, we try to announce within plenty of time where those MORONS from The Four Letter are going to be. You know, so you can flee the area. We make these calls because those College Gameday dudes know about as much about college footbaw as a box of dog turds. They (the Four Letter's guys, not dog turds) can rarely be found in areas where there are good games, unless they traipse over to SEC games in the early part of the season.
All that said, the College Gameday Dumbass Bus is pulling into Columbia, Missouri for a game betwix the Sooners of Oklahoma and the Missoulas or something of Columbia University or whatever the school is called that Okies are playing. I am pretty certain that the school from Mizzou is actually in a conference, but since I know they are not in the SEC or the Big 12 South, I do not think that the Mizzourians can play for the Nobel Championship. I could be wrong on that, though, since the NCAA actually lets Boise State and Utah play on networks with real college footbaw teams. Personally, I think that those lesser schools should be forced to play on Tuesday like the PAC-10 is.
It IS all about the U.
Dude, what Homer REALLY needs is a MoM College Gameday jersey. And what Goldmember really needs is to stay the fuck indoors. And away from the Japanese tanning parlor, too.
Just so y'all know, I am Catholic and I always root for the Dame. Sometimes it can be embarrassing, however.
Did you enjoy your White Trash Wednesday?
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All that said, the College Gameday Dumbass Bus is pulling into Columbia, Missouri for a game betwix the Sooners of Oklahoma and the Missoulas or something of Columbia University or whatever the school is called that Okies are playing. I am pretty certain that the school from Mizzou is actually in a conference, but since I know they are not in the SEC or the Big 12 South, I do not think that the Mizzourians can play for the Nobel Championship. I could be wrong on that, though, since the NCAA actually lets Boise State and Utah play on networks with real college footbaw teams. Personally, I think that those lesser schools should be forced to play on Tuesday like the PAC-10 is.
Dude, what Homer REALLY needs is a MoM College Gameday jersey. And what Goldmember really needs is to stay the fuck indoors. And away from the Japanese tanning parlor, too.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Sarah Palin and 1773
She thinks something happened in 1773!!! What a MAROON!!!
Oh...she was speaking to a Tea Party group and the Boston Tea Party happened in 1773, huh? Well, I was only pointing out what she said in a speech, I was not implying that she was dumb or anything.
In case you are unaware, Gwen Ifill was the moderator of the Joe FREAKING Biden v. Sarah Palin debate. Yes, I watched it and Sarah Palin did just fine. Since Joe FREAKING Biden has been in politics for his entire life and has debated many times in the past, I thought that he would win handily.
He did NOT. At best Joe FREAKING Biden earned a draw, but it appeared to me that Sarah was more intelligent than Biden (that's not saying much, though), has the correct ideology for governing, and is headed down the right path. Plus, she is an infinite number of times hotter than Joe.
However, Gwen Ifill's Tweet about this started the avalanche rolling, with Daily Kos, Matt Ortega, and the rest of the morons on the left chattering. Of course leftists are fucking stupid, y'all.
Ifill thought that it would be really cool to throw something into the mix to try to make Palin look dumb. It kinda backfired because all of the "Progressives" picked Ifill's stupidity up and ran with it.
Malkin puts it bluntly to Ifill, "Own up, dear."
Also, I was chastised today for having somewhat of a brutal manner toward Democrats. I need to address that.
I have a H-U-G-E problem with the fact that there are even Democrats allowed to identify as Democrats. In case you were unaware, Democrats were the ones that fought to keep an entire race of of people in slavery. Democrats tried every tactic they could conceive to keep an entire race of people from experiencing the joys of freedom after they lost the ability to keep those people in slavery. Democrats passed every kind of legislation that they could imagine, for one hundred years, to keep people from enjoying the very freedoms guaranteed in the Constitution.
And NOW...Democrats are following through with enslaving the entire country because their efforts to keep black folks in the slave pens were unsuccessful.
Yes, Democrats are AS VILE as Nazis. As oppressive as Socialists. As horrible as Communists. As brutal as dictators.
Why are Democrats all those things? Because those people are their intellectual and philosophical BRETHREN. Everything that Democrats promote and believe are the very same things espoused by those other examples.
In short, Democrats are BAD.
Pass it on.
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Wow, I have not posted since Saturday.
I just realized that I am falling behind in my quest to solidify our mediocrity for the rest of humanity. Yes, I look upon this blarx as a sort of Time Capsule of Feh. Most of y'all know that FEH requires constant tinkering, so lemme tinker.
By the way, one of my affiliate products has a fourteen day free trial that you gotta get before tomorrow. TRUST ME, if you are running any kind of online business, you want this marketing system. The Kajabi FREE! 14 trial is closing tomorrow. Get in on the action and test it FOR FREE! (Just so you know, all of those links go the same place, just click ONE of them, Homer. Multiple links to the same thing is just how we H-U-G-E money-making gurus on the webbynets freaking ROLL.)
Anyhoo...
As we plod evermore toward the elections, the Moron Party is getting increasingly desperate to try to keep control of the Congress and drive our country even further into the Democrat designed, taxed, bid, corrupted, kick-backed, and constructed ditch. I am just going to sit here drinking my Slurpee while they do the very same things that they have always done to make people poor. You should certainly do the same. This brings to mind that TAR BABY thingy. (Is that RAAAAACIST? So?)
Remember back in early 2008 when President Fucktarded Stupidass performed that concert on RAAAAACISM? You don't? That was back when Chris Matthews forgot that Barry was black for an hour. Still nothing? Here is my Barry Obama Racism Speech Play-by-Play. You see that happened BEFORE idiots elected one of their own to the highest office in the world, right?
This is the MacApple stock thingy since yesterday and it illustrates perfectly what Democrats have done to our country, the economy, and by default the health of the entire planet. (More on MacApple.)
Since we last checked in on President FAILboat, he has uttered some of the dumbest stuff that he ever has. One of the things that he said that was NOT stupid though was that picking Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President was the smartest thing that he has done. This is actually true.
When your administration has done nothing but increasingly stupid things when you have been in control, picking the dumbest Vice President in history pales in comparison. So, by default, that really bad decision becomes your BEST decision.
Dr. Thomas Sowell said it best, "There has probably never before been as drastic a decline in the quality of vice presidents as there has been when Dick Cheney was replaced by Joe Biden."
Since Democrats do not understand history, mathematics, language, philosophy or science, someone needs to help them create a Roadmap to Success. Of course, Democrats are so stupid that they will not heed the advice and will continue to follow the path of stupidity and failure. That is the Chicago Way.
The Chicago Way also includes disenfranchising our military and keeping them from voting. The Chicago Way also includes making sure that prisoners get to register and vote.
Steve Green says that Bernanke is insane.
But, out of all the ridiculously stupid stuff in the news since I last posted, NOTHING can compare to what Cynthia Tucker published in the Atlanta Journal and Constitution. Tucker argues that Barry Obama has tried TOO HARD to work with the Republicans.
Aw, I am just flat out tired of this election and pointing out the mistakes of Obamanomics. Imma go hug a glacier.
PS. Everyone remembers the "And Two Dogs said to The Nation" posts and have repeatedly asked about The Nation. He is doing good, but Obamanomics is killing the banking industry and The Nations wallet. The Nation, an absolutely non-political guy if one ever lived, told me this morning that he thought Barry Obama was the dumbest person that he had ever seen that was not working in the fast food service industry at a piece of machinery that boiled grease. I told The Nation to quit insulting fry cooks.
Please take the time to comment.
By the way, one of my affiliate products has a fourteen day free trial that you gotta get before tomorrow. TRUST ME, if you are running any kind of online business, you want this marketing system. The Kajabi FREE! 14 trial is closing tomorrow. Get in on the action and test it FOR FREE! (Just so you know, all of those links go the same place, just click ONE of them, Homer. Multiple links to the same thing is just how we H-U-G-E money-making gurus on the webbynets freaking ROLL.)
Anyhoo...
As we plod evermore toward the elections, the Moron Party is getting increasingly desperate to try to keep control of the Congress and drive our country even further into the Democrat designed, taxed, bid, corrupted, kick-backed, and constructed ditch. I am just going to sit here drinking my Slurpee while they do the very same things that they have always done to make people poor. You should certainly do the same. This brings to mind that TAR BABY thingy. (Is that RAAAAACIST? So?)
Remember back in early 2008 when President Fucktarded Stupidass performed that concert on RAAAAACISM? You don't? That was back when Chris Matthews forgot that Barry was black for an hour. Still nothing? Here is my Barry Obama Racism Speech Play-by-Play. You see that happened BEFORE idiots elected one of their own to the highest office in the world, right?
Since we last checked in on President FAILboat, he has uttered some of the dumbest stuff that he ever has. One of the things that he said that was NOT stupid though was that picking Joe FREAKING Biden as his Vice President was the smartest thing that he has done. This is actually true.
When your administration has done nothing but increasingly stupid things when you have been in control, picking the dumbest Vice President in history pales in comparison. So, by default, that really bad decision becomes your BEST decision.
Dr. Thomas Sowell said it best, "There has probably never before been as drastic a decline in the quality of vice presidents as there has been when Dick Cheney was replaced by Joe Biden."
Since Democrats do not understand history, mathematics, language, philosophy or science, someone needs to help them create a Roadmap to Success. Of course, Democrats are so stupid that they will not heed the advice and will continue to follow the path of stupidity and failure. That is the Chicago Way.
The Chicago Way also includes disenfranchising our military and keeping them from voting. The Chicago Way also includes making sure that prisoners get to register and vote.
Steve Green says that Bernanke is insane.
But, out of all the ridiculously stupid stuff in the news since I last posted, NOTHING can compare to what Cynthia Tucker published in the Atlanta Journal and Constitution. Tucker argues that Barry Obama has tried TOO HARD to work with the Republicans.
Aw, I am just flat out tired of this election and pointing out the mistakes of Obamanomics. Imma go hug a glacier.
PS. Everyone remembers the "And Two Dogs said to The Nation" posts and have repeatedly asked about The Nation. He is doing good, but Obamanomics is killing the banking industry and The Nations wallet. The Nation, an absolutely non-political guy if one ever lived, told me this morning that he thought Barry Obama was the dumbest person that he had ever seen that was not working in the fast food service industry at a piece of machinery that boiled grease. I told The Nation to quit insulting fry cooks.
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Saturday, October 16, 2010
College Gameday - Week 7 - October 16, 2010
Street Kirkherb and the Four Letter Moron Team (ESPN's College Gameday squad) are headed to an epic JuCo matchup today in Wisconsin for the tOSU v. Badger game. I thought Junior College footbaw was always played on Thursday or Friday night, but really I had no clue. I do not watch junior college footbaw.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 23, 2010. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
In Division I college footbaw, the championship conference, we have almost a full schedule with only Rocky Top having the day off.
Vandy @ UGA at 12:21 is the first college footbaw game today. Both teams really, really need this game, too. UGA seems to have the upper hand. Maybe the same team they fielded last weekend will show up again today.
Razorhawgs @ The Barn at 3:30. This is the best college footbaw game of the day in my opinion. We'll see if I am right.
'Cocks @ UK at 6:00. How did UK get sixteen homes games the very year that I moved to town? Because that is MY buzzard luck. I need to go to the grocery store today. Looks like I'll be going around SIX.
We Suck @ Da Gates at 7:00. I remember from my childhood that it seemed We Suck ALWAYS played at Flarda. Needless to say, that stadium is the hottest and loudest place on Planet Earth and I hated those games.
McWeezer State Barber and Reform College @ Geaux Tigers at 7:00. Lemme make a prediction, Les Miles will NOT let this one go the distance.
And last but certainly not least, Klansingtonville African American Bears @ Bammer at 9:00. The Klan will roll out their new racist mascot tonight. Since it is such a late start, will the time conflict with the Klan's nightly cross burnings? Only time will tell. (I added a special tag to this post in honor of Ole Miss' new mascot, see if you can figure out which one it is.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
And CROOM!!!
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COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 23, 2010. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
In Division I college footbaw, the championship conference, we have almost a full schedule with only Rocky Top having the day off.
Vandy @ UGA at 12:21 is the first college footbaw game today. Both teams really, really need this game, too. UGA seems to have the upper hand. Maybe the same team they fielded last weekend will show up again today.
Razorhawgs @ The Barn at 3:30. This is the best college footbaw game of the day in my opinion. We'll see if I am right.
'Cocks @ UK at 6:00. How did UK get sixteen homes games the very year that I moved to town? Because that is MY buzzard luck. I need to go to the grocery store today. Looks like I'll be going around SIX.
We Suck @ Da Gates at 7:00. I remember from my childhood that it seemed We Suck ALWAYS played at Flarda. Needless to say, that stadium is the hottest and loudest place on Planet Earth and I hated those games.
McWeezer State Barber and Reform College @ Geaux Tigers at 7:00. Lemme make a prediction, Les Miles will NOT let this one go the distance.
And last but certainly not least, Klansingtonville African American Bears @ Bammer at 9:00. The Klan will roll out their new racist mascot tonight. Since it is such a late start, will the time conflict with the Klan's nightly cross burnings? Only time will tell. (I added a special tag to this post in honor of Ole Miss' new mascot, see if you can figure out which one it is.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
And CROOM!!!
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Friday, October 15, 2010
Your New Laptop (Promoted Post)
Check this one out: Get an Acer Aspire 5551-4937 - 15.6 in. Notebook, AMD Turion II P520 (2.30GHz), 4GB DDR3 Memory, 320GB HDD, ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4250, Windows 7 Home Premium 64-Bit for $449.99, a $130 Savings!
Dude, I remember my first laptop, a Dell Inspiron 3000. Seems like it had a 233mHz processor, a ten gB harddrive, maybe 128 mB of RAM, and no burner. If I am not mistaken, it cost about four grand.
Then I bought a Micron that was about three times as powerful as the Dell, at a cost of about three grand.
I had a Gateway, another Dell, and finally I bought the Compaq that I currently use. They all cost way more than this Acer. Of course, the Acer has marginally better specifications than this Compaq, but my burner no longer works and mine doesn't have a webcam. Not that I really NEED a webcam, but it would be cool to have. Plus, the Acer has double the front-side bus that this Compaq has and has Windows 7 Home Premium.
The Compaq runs XP, but did y'all try out that damned Vista crap? Dude, that reminded me of Windows Millennium. What a dog.
Anyhoo, if you buy one of these, I get a check. I will like you if you do something that sends me a check.
And while you are it, you ought to grab you some 4.7 gB DVD spindles. Check this: Get a TDK DVD+R 16X - 4.7GB, 150 Discs (3-50pk Spindles) for $22.49, a $58.51 Savings! (exp. 10.18.10)
Personally, I only need about twelve of those 3-packs for archiving.
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Barbara Boxer is a lying moron, but she IS a Democrat, what do you expect? (Nearly instant update at bottom!)
It is impossible to doubt the stupidity that just breeds naturally among Democrats. This is undeniable. The Democrat leadership is a particularly robust source of utter stupidity. Reference Barry Obama. Joe Biden. Harry Reid. Barney Frank. Nancy Pelosi. Hillary Clinton. Hank Johnson. Dennis Kucinich. John Conyers. Charlie Rangel. Maxine Waters. Bill Richardson. Corrine Brown. Mike Gravel. John Edwards. Cynthia McKinney. Christopher Dodd. Paul Krugman. Folks, I can name hundreds of these idiots off the top of my head. Just plug any one of these names into You Tube and prepare to be utterly shocked at the fact that people this stupid even EXIST, much less get ELECTED!
Now, this morning when on the way back to la casa (that's Mexican for the house!), I hear Barney Frank on the radio stating that HE, Barney Frank, had NEVER championed home ownership for those poor folks that could not afford to buy a house. This is a blatant, out and out, LIE.
So, to Teh Google to look that up. What I found instead was this from Barbara Boxer trying to lie her way around the fact that she is a monumental tax and spend POS. Check it.
There is so much bullshit in this one little 2:18 video that it would take me the rest of the entire day debunking every, single lie that Boxer told. Seriously, I could write one million words on how many lies she told in less than two and a half minutes.
But, let me give you the Cliff Notes.
Barbara Boxer states that Bill Clinton started an economic and jobs expansion that was the biggest in history. Um, Bill Clinton had a Democrat Congress for TWO of his EIGHT years. Every bit of the economic expansion that happened, and every job that was created during Bill Clinton's RAPE through history was brought about by Republicans controlling the purse stings, folks.
Then she goes on to say that George W. Bush killed that expansion. Since she is so obviously LYING, let's check the short response. There is no way for anyone to claim that the economy was BAD under George Bush. It is NOT POSSIBLE.
The economy started cooling off after the Democrats took Congress and began their rape through the countryside, starting with jacking minimum wage up to ridiculous levels. Make no mistake, even setting a minimum wage is a STUPID STUPID STUPID thing to do, but to continually increase it is even more stupid, if that is even possible.
But, back to Barney Frank and his assumption that his words from yesterday just magically disappeared. Check it.
Please put his in perspective. Barney Frank has been a Congressman since 1981, fully twenty-nine years. There are THOUSANDS of videos on You Tube of him lying through his teeth. It is beyond my comprehension that a single person would ever vote for this guy unless they had a FREE MONEY TRAIN rolling in because of Barney.
That is the only reason at all to ever vote for a Democrat. You have to be a deadbeat piece of shit, no working loser to vote for Democrats. Or sandpoundingly stupid. There is not a Democrat in this country that should not be in prison for their crimes against humanity.
In case you are keeping score, and you should be, here are some of the more heinous crimes perpetrated by Democrats, JUST THIS WEEK or discovered this week.
All of this Democrat corruption that continues to ooze forth from their lairs is the sole reason that tarring and feathering was conceived.
UPDATE: I kicked open the Reader to check some news for a minute, and lo and behold what I found. Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader caught in a HUGE lie, yet again. Shocker.
Are Democrats so ridiculously stupid that they think that the Internet, invented by Al Gore, STILL doesn't exist? Oh, wait, they must be going on Al's track record with inventions. You know, since the global warming thing was fake, they think the internet must be too? Al, you should immediately stop crying wolf.
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Now, this morning when on the way back to la casa (that's Mexican for the house!), I hear Barney Frank on the radio stating that HE, Barney Frank, had NEVER championed home ownership for those poor folks that could not afford to buy a house. This is a blatant, out and out, LIE.
So, to Teh Google to look that up. What I found instead was this from Barbara Boxer trying to lie her way around the fact that she is a monumental tax and spend POS. Check it.
There is so much bullshit in this one little 2:18 video that it would take me the rest of the entire day debunking every, single lie that Boxer told. Seriously, I could write one million words on how many lies she told in less than two and a half minutes.
But, let me give you the Cliff Notes.
Barbara Boxer states that Bill Clinton started an economic and jobs expansion that was the biggest in history. Um, Bill Clinton had a Democrat Congress for TWO of his EIGHT years. Every bit of the economic expansion that happened, and every job that was created during Bill Clinton's RAPE through history was brought about by Republicans controlling the purse stings, folks.
Then she goes on to say that George W. Bush killed that expansion. Since she is so obviously LYING, let's check the short response. There is no way for anyone to claim that the economy was BAD under George Bush. It is NOT POSSIBLE.
The economy started cooling off after the Democrats took Congress and began their rape through the countryside, starting with jacking minimum wage up to ridiculous levels. Make no mistake, even setting a minimum wage is a STUPID STUPID STUPID thing to do, but to continually increase it is even more stupid, if that is even possible.
But, back to Barney Frank and his assumption that his words from yesterday just magically disappeared. Check it.
Please put his in perspective. Barney Frank has been a Congressman since 1981, fully twenty-nine years. There are THOUSANDS of videos on You Tube of him lying through his teeth. It is beyond my comprehension that a single person would ever vote for this guy unless they had a FREE MONEY TRAIN rolling in because of Barney.
That is the only reason at all to ever vote for a Democrat. You have to be a deadbeat piece of shit, no working loser to vote for Democrats. Or sandpoundingly stupid. There is not a Democrat in this country that should not be in prison for their crimes against humanity.
In case you are keeping score, and you should be, here are some of the more heinous crimes perpetrated by Democrats, JUST THIS WEEK or discovered this week.
All of this Democrat corruption that continues to ooze forth from their lairs is the sole reason that tarring and feathering was conceived.
UPDATE: I kicked open the Reader to check some news for a minute, and lo and behold what I found. Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader caught in a HUGE lie, yet again. Shocker.
Are Democrats so ridiculously stupid that they think that the Internet, invented by Al Gore, STILL doesn't exist? Oh, wait, they must be going on Al's track record with inventions. You know, since the global warming thing was fake, they think the internet must be too? Al, you should immediately stop crying wolf.
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Driving Traffic, Building a Following, and Owning the Interwebs, Plus Teh Google
While we continued to rack up the traffic for our NUDE bikini chicks posts, we dropped alarmingly in site visit time. At one point about two months ago, visit time had dropped to less than forty seconds per page view. Not good. We are back up to 1:34 per load now. That is much more acceptable, although it is cool as all get out when that length jumps up around three or four minutes for the day.
Also, since this traffic experiment starting with little planning on our Rima Fakih NUDE post, we have reached number one on Teh Google for every single keyword we attempted. So far, I have tried twenty-two different phrases and not one have we missed the number one slot. I guess I should do the same stuff for College Gameday!!! (As a disclaimer, I have not done anything over the top for College Gameday because I want that to be a solely organic hit on our weekend scoreboard posts. So far, we are not too far off on that.)
Also, during this period, we have picked up a total of twenty-four new Teh Google Blog Followers, almost fifty e-mail subscribers, and have stabilized at 138 RSS subscribers. I am still not too convinced that Feedburner's RSS stats are right. The biggest fluctuation I get on a daily basis is about six adds or subtracts. Dude, remember when we lost over 60-80 in one day?
I make no bones about trying to put together a money making outfit on Teh InterBlarx lately. Architecture got shot in DEEZ NUTZ when y'all elected Barry Obama.
By the way, I added the Pay Pal "Donation" button a little over a week ago and wanted to say a Hell's YEAH! Thank you folks for dropping your hard earned dust on poor little ol' me. That is very humbling to receive the kicks from y'all. I appreciate it in buckets. If I ever miss the Thank You to anyone, send me an F-Bomb e-mail and I'll return that cash POST HASTE. My Grandmother would kick my ass if I missed the Thank You note.
Now, lemme tell y'all how I got so interested in this stuff. I got a direct message on Twittah one night from an internet marketer asking why I did not return the add. It kinda shocked me because those marketers add me all the time and I never added them and a few days later, they would dump me. When dude called me out, I checked out his site and started reading everything. I found a few links and ran across a bunch of FREE!!! information on Blorking and Making Dust Blorking.
The amount of the information that I have consumed in a very short time is mind boggling. I have studied this stuff minimally three hours a day for quite some time. Yes, I have freaking bags under my eyes, too.
But, dammit, this stuff is interesting as all get out, too.
Since I started paying attention to what I was actually doing, traffic to my business site has picked up, too. If you could benefit from Local Traffic to your website, you should pay attention to Google Places. I added a Lexington listing to my Places thingy yesterday and am going to keep a close eye on my ranking. Please keep in mind, I am NOT spending one single cent for the traffic right now. Teh Google has already sent me two hundred and fifty bucks of ad credit, too. I have not used a single dime. I have not used any of their tags, either.
For some reason, Teh Google is throwing free advertising around like nuts right now. How much do you think one of these billboards would help your local business?
Let's just be honest about the future of business. You know that the economy is really on a back-sliding path and there is very little we can do about that for a while. Not only that, but the debt that our country is saddled with is going to keep us down for a damned long time. We have to find new sources of income.
Also, when you really think about how we do business, find someone to engage us in that business, and ultimately close that business, we do not search for our partners the same way that we did just ten years ago. We "Google" shit. No longer is our competition just Hank down the road, we are competing against Bhaji in India.
We have to adjust, too. We have to pay close attention to the changes that occur almost daily with the Google algorithms. We just got that "Instant Search" thingy and now, Teh Google is trying out a FULL PAGE PREVIEW!
So, here we go. If we have a typical storefront, brick and mortar widget shop, we now have to become masters of the INTERBLARGS. That is the new yellow pages. We have to have Facebook pages and groups, a Twitter account, You Tube, etc. And we have to produce killer content for all of them. Twitter and Facebook have their own tips and tricks for driving traffic, but You Tube has gone all in for marketing. We are back to metadata, tags, and annotations on our VIDEO!
You know what you need? How the Web Works. We gotta just stop, back up, and learn all of the terminology. Free video lesson stuff.
Then we have to start all over with the way things are set up on our blogs and sites.
And of course, our blogs have to be monetized to the hilt. Obama has killed traditional means of income making, y'all.
And networking is vital to our success. Building your contacts and your online community is the new cold calling.
Search Engine Optimization is another tool that must be mastered.
Traditional methods of lead generation are probably going to help you in your quest to fight back against Obamanomics, but some methods of online deal closing are different and tactics are not the same.
While I am thinking about it, the comment reply and subscription thingy is really important now that fewer and fewer people are actually surfing blogs rather than reading the feed. This tip is specifically for those of you on Wordpress, add "Subscribe to Comments" plug-in. There is also a plug-in for Threaded Comments. If you want that one, too, just hit me up and I'll see if I can find it. Mayor, I'm talking to you. If you want to see it in action, check this out. The cool thing about this comment threading is that the administrator can actually see how many subscribers (and their info, too) to the comment thread there are. That is helpful to see what kind of posts get more interest.
Wordpress has also added SMS Notifications and Controls. I am not sure that this will be helpful for much longer when my phone has a danged 64" screen almost and my browser is almost as big on it as the laptop. Plus, the phone is blazing fast, too.
Oh, speaking of the RSS readers, this reader theme is pretty cool. Gotta have Greasemonkey, though.
I gotta mention this post from Basil. Resize a bunch of images at the same time using Picasa. Dude, I wish I had this info when I started my Tumblr because I decided that I was going to use the same dimensions on all the images.
If you use Google Chrome, they added instant search to the address bar. Folks, it is becoming a full-time job keeping up with all the advancements that are coming out.
I noticed this in my G-Mail the other day. Rather than actually exposing yourself to a website to unsubscribe, Teh Google will do it for you!!!
Here's a quick post explaining sharing on Teh Google Docs. This can come in handy for doling out information to all your peeps. you can have different pricing sheets for different clients. You know, if you are doing business with one of those Ole Miss Black Bears, you can give them access to the gouging prices.
As a kinda throw away link, if you have an iPod Shuffle like a certain friend of mine, these headphones look like they would be wicked-awesome.
Sorry that I have been remiss in doing the three videos that I have promised. I am certainly going to handle that this weekend. I got one on Teh Google Docs, one on the proxy for the scoreboard, and hopefully I'll get to the surprise one if I have time.
OBAMA SUCKS.
Please take the time to comment.
Also, since this traffic experiment starting with little planning on our Rima Fakih NUDE post, we have reached number one on Teh Google for every single keyword we attempted. So far, I have tried twenty-two different phrases and not one have we missed the number one slot. I guess I should do the same stuff for College Gameday!!! (As a disclaimer, I have not done anything over the top for College Gameday because I want that to be a solely organic hit on our weekend scoreboard posts. So far, we are not too far off on that.)
Also, during this period, we have picked up a total of twenty-four new Teh Google Blog Followers, almost fifty e-mail subscribers, and have stabilized at 138 RSS subscribers. I am still not too convinced that Feedburner's RSS stats are right. The biggest fluctuation I get on a daily basis is about six adds or subtracts. Dude, remember when we lost over 60-80 in one day?
I make no bones about trying to put together a money making outfit on Teh InterBlarx lately. Architecture got shot in DEEZ NUTZ when y'all elected Barry Obama.
By the way, I added the Pay Pal "Donation" button a little over a week ago and wanted to say a Hell's YEAH! Thank you folks for dropping your hard earned dust on poor little ol' me. That is very humbling to receive the kicks from y'all. I appreciate it in buckets. If I ever miss the Thank You to anyone, send me an F-Bomb e-mail and I'll return that cash POST HASTE. My Grandmother would kick my ass if I missed the Thank You note.
Now, lemme tell y'all how I got so interested in this stuff. I got a direct message on Twittah one night from an internet marketer asking why I did not return the add. It kinda shocked me because those marketers add me all the time and I never added them and a few days later, they would dump me. When dude called me out, I checked out his site and started reading everything. I found a few links and ran across a bunch of FREE!!! information on Blorking and Making Dust Blorking.
The amount of the information that I have consumed in a very short time is mind boggling. I have studied this stuff minimally three hours a day for quite some time. Yes, I have freaking bags under my eyes, too.
But, dammit, this stuff is interesting as all get out, too.
For some reason, Teh Google is throwing free advertising around like nuts right now. How much do you think one of these billboards would help your local business?
Let's just be honest about the future of business. You know that the economy is really on a back-sliding path and there is very little we can do about that for a while. Not only that, but the debt that our country is saddled with is going to keep us down for a damned long time. We have to find new sources of income.
Also, when you really think about how we do business, find someone to engage us in that business, and ultimately close that business, we do not search for our partners the same way that we did just ten years ago. We "Google" shit. No longer is our competition just Hank down the road, we are competing against Bhaji in India.
We have to adjust, too. We have to pay close attention to the changes that occur almost daily with the Google algorithms. We just got that "Instant Search" thingy and now, Teh Google is trying out a FULL PAGE PREVIEW!
So, here we go. If we have a typical storefront, brick and mortar widget shop, we now have to become masters of the INTERBLARGS. That is the new yellow pages. We have to have Facebook pages and groups, a Twitter account, You Tube, etc. And we have to produce killer content for all of them. Twitter and Facebook have their own tips and tricks for driving traffic, but You Tube has gone all in for marketing. We are back to metadata, tags, and annotations on our VIDEO!
You know what you need? How the Web Works. We gotta just stop, back up, and learn all of the terminology. Free video lesson stuff.
Then we have to start all over with the way things are set up on our blogs and sites.
And of course, our blogs have to be monetized to the hilt. Obama has killed traditional means of income making, y'all.
And networking is vital to our success. Building your contacts and your online community is the new cold calling.
Search Engine Optimization is another tool that must be mastered.
Traditional methods of lead generation are probably going to help you in your quest to fight back against Obamanomics, but some methods of online deal closing are different and tactics are not the same.
While I am thinking about it, the comment reply and subscription thingy is really important now that fewer and fewer people are actually surfing blogs rather than reading the feed. This tip is specifically for those of you on Wordpress, add "Subscribe to Comments" plug-in. There is also a plug-in for Threaded Comments. If you want that one, too, just hit me up and I'll see if I can find it. Mayor, I'm talking to you. If you want to see it in action, check this out. The cool thing about this comment threading is that the administrator can actually see how many subscribers (and their info, too) to the comment thread there are. That is helpful to see what kind of posts get more interest.
Wordpress has also added SMS Notifications and Controls. I am not sure that this will be helpful for much longer when my phone has a danged 64" screen almost and my browser is almost as big on it as the laptop. Plus, the phone is blazing fast, too.
Oh, speaking of the RSS readers, this reader theme is pretty cool. Gotta have Greasemonkey, though.
I gotta mention this post from Basil. Resize a bunch of images at the same time using Picasa. Dude, I wish I had this info when I started my Tumblr because I decided that I was going to use the same dimensions on all the images.
If you use Google Chrome, they added instant search to the address bar. Folks, it is becoming a full-time job keeping up with all the advancements that are coming out.
I noticed this in my G-Mail the other day. Rather than actually exposing yourself to a website to unsubscribe, Teh Google will do it for you!!!
Here's a quick post explaining sharing on Teh Google Docs. This can come in handy for doling out information to all your peeps. you can have different pricing sheets for different clients. You know, if you are doing business with one of those Ole Miss Black Bears, you can give them access to the gouging prices.
As a kinda throw away link, if you have an iPod Shuffle like a certain friend of mine, these headphones look like they would be wicked-awesome.
Sorry that I have been remiss in doing the three videos that I have promised. I am certainly going to handle that this weekend. I got one on Teh Google Docs, one on the proxy for the scoreboard, and hopefully I'll get to the surprise one if I have time.
OBAMA SUCKS.
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Blog Post Milestone - 2501
Dude, I have no clue why it has taken me almost six years to write 2501 posts, but that was a minor goal in the beginning days of this joint.
By the way, Nancy Pelosi is a whore.
Now, you with your awesome blog, Google Bomb that above link with the very same text, please.
Please take the time to comment.
By the way, Nancy Pelosi is a whore.
Now, you with your awesome blog, Google Bomb that above link with the very same text, please.
Please take the time to comment.
Well, Wednesday Ain't My Mostest Busiest Traffic Day
The harder I try to figure internet stuff out, the more confusing it gets. Dude, is it really a matter of finding the current hottest chick, adding NUDE to the post title, and then linking a bunch of bikini photos?
OH! It is?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me that nearly six years ago?
A quick bit of site news. I found a referral in my logs that pointed to a site called "Android Boss." Oddly enough, they had hijacked this entire post from us, including the Zemanta links. For some reason, Android Boss is now down and the error says line 24 is fried. Weird.
By the way, if you will let your eyes roam up to the links right under the header, click on FYI-Our Image Policy, and follow along with me:
And there you go. I had never had an entire post stolen with images, though. It was awesome.
Also, I put my entire blog on Odiogo playlist today and just listened to computer voice-over guy read what I had written. My writing = FEH. But, go listen to that weird comment that I got the other day!!! The little play button is just under the title.
And ON TO THE BLOGSHOW!!!
Red needs some internet at the crib. Go hit her Pay-Pal that she conveniently placed about seven full pages down the main page. Not to be too much of a jerk, Red, but really, move that damned thing up to about five scroll pages and you'll do better on that. Pull a Stacy McCain, see what happens.
Take a look at where the Pay-Pal is on this new site I added to my reader, Red.
I forgot who the Hell linked this post about the Seven Rules for "Progressives," but it is a good read.
Time says that Obama ain't their boyfriend no more. Didn't that site used to be called "Tiger Beat" or something like that?
GE, the company that owns MSNBC, received 24.9 million in Obama pay-off money. Oddly, they still laid off 18,000 people in 2009. Hinky.
Future and Past Cali governor, Moonbeam Brown, says what would help our economy is more people on welfare and fewer jobs. Moonbeam, Obama has got that plan of action under control, brah.
Then Moonbeam says that he has the police chiefs in his back pocket. Not to mention, he also said that he is not that up to speed being a politician. Man, that learning curve for Democrats must be LONG and SLOW.
Wolf Blitzer says that Delaware Democrat Chris Coons is moderate LIKE Joe FREAKING Biden. In case you do not remember, Joe FREAKING Biden was the THIRD most liberal Senator at the time he was a Senator. Yes, Barry was the MOST liberal.
You know what would help Detroit out of their terrible financial debacle? LIGHT RAIL. (5:47 video)
The Best and the Worst of the Political Ads of the season. Scott Ott, Zo, and Steve Green!!!
And finally, Man v. Dog. Eating contest.
Please take the time to comment.
OH! It is?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me that nearly six years ago?
A quick bit of site news. I found a referral in my logs that pointed to a site called "Android Boss." Oddly enough, they had hijacked this entire post from us, including the Zemanta links. For some reason, Android Boss is now down and the error says line 24 is fried. Weird.
By the way, if you will let your eyes roam up to the links right under the header, click on FYI-Our Image Policy, and follow along with me:
I don't give a flaming turd if you steal my stuff or not. If you link back, it is certainly appreciated, but seriously I just don't care.
And there you go. I had never had an entire post stolen with images, though. It was awesome.
Also, I put my entire blog on Odiogo playlist today and just listened to computer voice-over guy read what I had written. My writing = FEH. But, go listen to that weird comment that I got the other day!!! The little play button is just under the title.
And ON TO THE BLOGSHOW!!!
Red needs some internet at the crib. Go hit her Pay-Pal that she conveniently placed about seven full pages down the main page. Not to be too much of a jerk, Red, but really, move that damned thing up to about five scroll pages and you'll do better on that. Pull a Stacy McCain, see what happens.
Take a look at where the Pay-Pal is on this new site I added to my reader, Red.
I forgot who the Hell linked this post about the Seven Rules for "Progressives," but it is a good read.
Time says that Obama ain't their boyfriend no more. Didn't that site used to be called "Tiger Beat" or something like that?
GE, the company that owns MSNBC, received 24.9 million in Obama pay-off money. Oddly, they still laid off 18,000 people in 2009. Hinky.
Future and Past Cali governor, Moonbeam Brown, says what would help our economy is more people on welfare and fewer jobs. Moonbeam, Obama has got that plan of action under control, brah.
Then Moonbeam says that he has the police chiefs in his back pocket. Not to mention, he also said that he is not that up to speed being a politician. Man, that learning curve for Democrats must be LONG and SLOW.
Wolf Blitzer says that Delaware Democrat Chris Coons is moderate LIKE Joe FREAKING Biden. In case you do not remember, Joe FREAKING Biden was the THIRD most liberal Senator at the time he was a Senator. Yes, Barry was the MOST liberal.
You know what would help Detroit out of their terrible financial debacle? LIGHT RAIL. (5:47 video)
The Best and the Worst of the Political Ads of the season. Scott Ott, Zo, and Steve Green!!!
And finally, Man v. Dog. Eating contest.
Please take the time to comment.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Oh Good Lord. Sports Writers are Retarded. (Blast from the Past Podcast)
Our good buddy, Andy, wanted to hear the podcast voice over guy hurl some F bombs. I am here to please. (Personally I think that there is some prime trash talking on the Oregon State Beavers in this post.)
From September 28, 2008.
Well, just a little shake up to PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that the polls are no longer needed.
UGA falls eight frigging slots with a defeat by the number eight team in the country Alabama, who then moves to number two. Dammit, dammit, dammit.
uSCCC loses a blowout game to Oregon State that is NOT ranked in the top fifty, yet they fall eight slots and stay in the Top Ten? Do you need any more evidence that the sports writers are busy wearing out the knees in their Sears Toughskins fellating Pete Carroll? Zipper in the back for Petey. Holy crap. Do y'all realize that the vaunted uSCCC Trojans lost to a two-year community college that only offers ONE Associate degree and that is in Mayonnaise Farming? Shit.
LSU moves up two places with a win over Mississippi State? Are y'all fucking crazy?
Penn State moves up six slots with a win over Illinois? Are y'all fucking crazy?
South Florida moves up three slots with a win over NC State? Are y'all fucking crazy? Good Lord, didn't you learn your damn lessons voting for Hawaii and Rutgers? Shit, y'all are stupid.
tOSU stays in the same slot at NUMBER FOURTEEN? They played MINNESOTA, who has played no one!!!! Are y'all fucking crazy?
Why not just go ahead and put Duke in the top slot, you have proven it means nothing.
Oh shit, I am heading to whup some ass. We are never going to get a legitimate damn college football champion as long as these morons are in charge. It's like Barry Obama is running the damn show. Fuckers.
Please take the time to comment.
From September 28, 2008.
Well, just a little shake up to PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that the polls are no longer needed.
UGA falls eight frigging slots with a defeat by the number eight team in the country Alabama, who then moves to number two. Dammit, dammit, dammit.
uSCCC loses a blowout game to Oregon State that is NOT ranked in the top fifty, yet they fall eight slots and stay in the Top Ten? Do you need any more evidence that the sports writers are busy wearing out the knees in their Sears Toughskins fellating Pete Carroll? Zipper in the back for Petey. Holy crap. Do y'all realize that the vaunted uSCCC Trojans lost to a two-year community college that only offers ONE Associate degree and that is in Mayonnaise Farming? Shit.
LSU moves up two places with a win over Mississippi State? Are y'all fucking crazy?
Penn State moves up six slots with a win over Illinois? Are y'all fucking crazy?
South Florida moves up three slots with a win over NC State? Are y'all fucking crazy? Good Lord, didn't you learn your damn lessons voting for Hawaii and Rutgers? Shit, y'all are stupid.
tOSU stays in the same slot at NUMBER FOURTEEN? They played MINNESOTA, who has played no one!!!! Are y'all fucking crazy?
Why not just go ahead and put Duke in the top slot, you have proven it means nothing.
Oh shit, I am heading to whup some ass. We are never going to get a legitimate damn college football champion as long as these morons are in charge. It's like Barry Obama is running the damn show. Fuckers.
Please take the time to comment.
Rolling Out the New and Improved Features of Your Mom
As you well know, we here at Mean Ol' Meany are trying to stay on the cutting edge of the webbyblargnets and today is certainly no exception.
We have now added Podcasts by Odiogo. You can look on the sidebar just below the "Subscribe or Feed" links for the "Subscribe to my Podcast" header. Click the little doohickey and you can simply listen to all my rants. Or there is a clicky thing right below each title.
Sorry, I have no clue how far back it goes and it is terribly annoying that the words in all capitals are spelled out in the podcast, but hey, at least you are not listening to my Jethro Bodine voice.
Enjoy. I cannot wait to publish an F bomb laden rant to hear the mechanical dude start his cussing.
Please take the time to comment.
We have now added Podcasts by Odiogo. You can look on the sidebar just below the "Subscribe or Feed" links for the "Subscribe to my Podcast" header. Click the little doohickey and you can simply listen to all my rants. Or there is a clicky thing right below each title.
Sorry, I have no clue how far back it goes and it is terribly annoying that the words in all capitals are spelled out in the podcast, but hey, at least you are not listening to my Jethro Bodine voice.
Enjoy. I cannot wait to publish an F bomb laden rant to hear the mechanical dude start his cussing.
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Oh, So Joe Biden is Accusing You of Something?
It never ceases to amaze me that anyone would even listen to Joe FREAKING Biden, much less actually RESPOND to something that idiot says.
Oh, oh, oh, the United States Chamber of Commerce is accepting FOREIGN donations and is a threat to our "democracy?"
Uh, not really, and the United States is a REPUBLIC, moron.
If you want to really pay attention to what is going on, though, maybe you should check out the recess hearing held by Democrats last Thursday. Once again, Democrats are trying to confiscate your 401k to pay union retirement benefits.
Gotta keep their criminal base HAPPY, you know? Of course, that would mean even LESS work that union labor has to do to get five times more pay than they are worth.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh, oh, oh, the United States Chamber of Commerce is accepting FOREIGN donations and is a threat to our "democracy?"
Uh, not really, and the United States is a REPUBLIC, moron.
If you want to really pay attention to what is going on, though, maybe you should check out the recess hearing held by Democrats last Thursday. Once again, Democrats are trying to confiscate your 401k to pay union retirement benefits.
Gotta keep their criminal base HAPPY, you know? Of course, that would mean even LESS work that union labor has to do to get five times more pay than they are worth.
Please take the time to comment.
Monday, October 11, 2010
We have reached our nadir.
*Click it to see the FULL LENGTH*
By the way, Deadspin is the blog that broke this story. They occupy slots number two, three, and four on this Teh Google Search.
My favorite part of this search page is the statement, "Did you mean to search for Brett Favre's Penis?"
Please take the time to comment.
Sorry Folks, Here Comes the Cluebat
I am so freaking sick of the misinformed, mal-informed, contra-informed, and the uninformed morons on the left that I just cannot stand to even read the daily news anymore. Seriously, their NUMBER ONE economist is Paul FREAKING Krugman. How do you even debate someone that is so obviously retarded? And what standard does the Nobel Committee use to dole out those awards of theirs? Blind monkeys, dart boards, and shock wands?
Anyhoo, this is probably going to be my last political bitching post for a little while. The Democrats are making so much lying, hateful noise lately that I just cannot stand to watch, read, or listen. Dammit! Who elected these idiots and how do we keep them from ever voting again? They are dangerous to freedom, to the financial well-being of everyone, and to the livelihood of the world. You would think that every Democrat voter was some sort of Emo moron looking to commit suicide.
Which brings us to Captain Emo, Barry Obama. The moronic teacher that Barry heralded as the ONE JOB that he could save...lost her moronic job.
In a wild twist of fate, even Time Politics is admitting that Barry Obama is a true, complete, and utter failure.
From the article:
I hate to break it to the poor dumbasses at Time, but it is NOT a "perception" that Barry's decisions are causing harm, it is called REALITY. Furthermore, the "economic recovery" has NEVER begun. When you take 700 BILLION dollars and throw it into the market, the market cannot help but stabilize for a minute. It just got 700 BILLION!!!
The thing that grabs me, shakes me, and irks me no end is that the Democrats are all running like mad from Barry in almost every re-election circumstance, yet the Barrystream Media continues to act like there is ZERO problem with the direction the Democrat criminals are taking the country. And there is no accountability for any of these criminals actions.
As I said many, many moons ago, the election of Barry Obama is going to do so much harm to this nation that it shall take 100 years to repair the damage. A simple cursory search in my archives produces a post from June 10, 2008 that states: "What you idiots fail to understand is that electing Barry Obama will return Blacks to slavery and set race relations back a hundred years or more. He will be the new Black quarterback, think Michael Vick, you idiots."
I am sorry that I keep having to be right, but dammit, y'all didn't even read his first freaking book, "Dreams from my Father." I did. It was a horrible racist screed written by an imbecile.
I get e-mail almost daily telling me that I am a racist, that I should give Barry a chance, that I am just jumping on him because everyone else is.
No, that is untrue. My first post on the seemingly boundless stupidity that is Barry Obama was posted in October of 2005. Of course, I was a little off in my predictions on how far this idiot would go. I said that he would wind up irrelevant like Rangel or McKinney. Boy, was I wrong on that!
Ever since this idiot burst on the scene and started moving up the Democrat Starting Roster, because he is not TOO black, mind, you, everyone has kissed his ass and told him how awesome he is. Remember Men's Fitness declaring Barry one of the fittest guys in the country?
Folks, if you continually tell your little angel that their shit doesn't stink and they are the smartest, mostest awesomist little tyke in the world, at some point even those morons believe it themselves.
And from the very jump, this dude has said NOTHING. Here's my take on one of his concerts, again in June 2008.
Y'all remember when Barry took his traveling imbecile show to Germany and performed for them? The media said an EXPECTED one million people would show up. Seems the numbers were not quite so high. This very thing keeps happening even today with the Tea Parties v. Ed Schultz's idiot debacle.
Oh, do not forget that there was already proof that Barry had lied about his former employment record in 2008, too. You see, everyone with any intellectual curiosity had enough sense to check this dude out and he proved to be scum.
Did we seem to forget that abortion was above his pay-grade? I think that we determined then that Barry was going to try to ruin anyone that made more money than he did.
Do you recall that I told y'all that Obama/Biden was the most liberal ticket that the Democrats could have without getting Stalin/Mao? Good Lord, Obama was so stupid he chose Joe FREAKING Biden as his VP.
Oh, and here are Barry and Joe playing dueling moronic soundbytes during the campaign.
But keep in mind, Dan Quayle!!! You know, that same Dan Quayle that took the Patriot Missile system in his arms and babied it through Congress. By comparison, Barry Obama um...yeah...I got nothing.
OH! Yeah! Barry lobbied to get criminals out of prison.
And even back in 2008, the media was saying that jumps in unemployment were "unexpected." If y'all think really hard, you can remember me telling y'all that the minimum wage hike was going to kill the economy and skyrocket unemployment. When the Democrats did that right when they took Congress in January 2007, I told y'all to buckle up, it was about to get nasty.
Also, in preparation for the elections in November, let's look back to September of 2008 when I was screeching about the Democrats' financiers at Fannie and Freddie. Yeppers, there's Chris Dodd pr0n, too!
You know, all of this stuff makes as much sense as Bammer falling seven slots for losing to 'Cocks. If you remember, uSCCC lost to Oregon State back in the Fall of 2008. Oregon State was not even ranked in the Top 50 at the time. uSCCC fell eight slots.
Please take the time to comment.
Anyhoo, this is probably going to be my last political bitching post for a little while. The Democrats are making so much lying, hateful noise lately that I just cannot stand to watch, read, or listen. Dammit! Who elected these idiots and how do we keep them from ever voting again? They are dangerous to freedom, to the financial well-being of everyone, and to the livelihood of the world. You would think that every Democrat voter was some sort of Emo moron looking to commit suicide.
Which brings us to Captain Emo, Barry Obama. The moronic teacher that Barry heralded as the ONE JOB that he could save...lost her moronic job.
In a wild twist of fate, even Time Politics is admitting that Barry Obama is a true, complete, and utter failure.
From the article:
Moreover, there is a growing perception that Obama's decisions are causing harm — that businesses are being hurt by the Administration's legislation and that economic recovery is stalling because of the uncertainty surrounding energy policy, health care, deficits, housing, immigration and spending.
I hate to break it to the poor dumbasses at Time, but it is NOT a "perception" that Barry's decisions are causing harm, it is called REALITY. Furthermore, the "economic recovery" has NEVER begun. When you take 700 BILLION dollars and throw it into the market, the market cannot help but stabilize for a minute. It just got 700 BILLION!!!
The thing that grabs me, shakes me, and irks me no end is that the Democrats are all running like mad from Barry in almost every re-election circumstance, yet the Barrystream Media continues to act like there is ZERO problem with the direction the Democrat criminals are taking the country. And there is no accountability for any of these criminals actions.
As I said many, many moons ago, the election of Barry Obama is going to do so much harm to this nation that it shall take 100 years to repair the damage. A simple cursory search in my archives produces a post from June 10, 2008 that states: "What you idiots fail to understand is that electing Barry Obama will return Blacks to slavery and set race relations back a hundred years or more. He will be the new Black quarterback, think Michael Vick, you idiots."
I am sorry that I keep having to be right, but dammit, y'all didn't even read his first freaking book, "Dreams from my Father." I did. It was a horrible racist screed written by an imbecile.
I get e-mail almost daily telling me that I am a racist, that I should give Barry a chance, that I am just jumping on him because everyone else is.
No, that is untrue. My first post on the seemingly boundless stupidity that is Barry Obama was posted in October of 2005. Of course, I was a little off in my predictions on how far this idiot would go. I said that he would wind up irrelevant like Rangel or McKinney. Boy, was I wrong on that!
Ever since this idiot burst on the scene and started moving up the Democrat Starting Roster, because he is not TOO black, mind, you, everyone has kissed his ass and told him how awesome he is. Remember Men's Fitness declaring Barry one of the fittest guys in the country?
Folks, if you continually tell your little angel that their shit doesn't stink and they are the smartest, mostest awesomist little tyke in the world, at some point even those morons believe it themselves.
And from the very jump, this dude has said NOTHING. Here's my take on one of his concerts, again in June 2008.
Y'all remember when Barry took his traveling imbecile show to Germany and performed for them? The media said an EXPECTED one million people would show up. Seems the numbers were not quite so high. This very thing keeps happening even today with the Tea Parties v. Ed Schultz's idiot debacle.
Oh, do not forget that there was already proof that Barry had lied about his former employment record in 2008, too. You see, everyone with any intellectual curiosity had enough sense to check this dude out and he proved to be scum.
Did we seem to forget that abortion was above his pay-grade? I think that we determined then that Barry was going to try to ruin anyone that made more money than he did.
Do you recall that I told y'all that Obama/Biden was the most liberal ticket that the Democrats could have without getting Stalin/Mao? Good Lord, Obama was so stupid he chose Joe FREAKING Biden as his VP.
Oh, and here are Barry and Joe playing dueling moronic soundbytes during the campaign.
But keep in mind, Dan Quayle!!! You know, that same Dan Quayle that took the Patriot Missile system in his arms and babied it through Congress. By comparison, Barry Obama um...yeah...I got nothing.
OH! Yeah! Barry lobbied to get criminals out of prison.
And even back in 2008, the media was saying that jumps in unemployment were "unexpected." If y'all think really hard, you can remember me telling y'all that the minimum wage hike was going to kill the economy and skyrocket unemployment. When the Democrats did that right when they took Congress in January 2007, I told y'all to buckle up, it was about to get nasty.
Also, in preparation for the elections in November, let's look back to September of 2008 when I was screeching about the Democrats' financiers at Fannie and Freddie. Yeppers, there's Chris Dodd pr0n, too!
You know, all of this stuff makes as much sense as Bammer falling seven slots for losing to 'Cocks. If you remember, uSCCC lost to Oregon State back in the Fall of 2008. Oregon State was not even ranked in the Top 50 at the time. uSCCC fell eight slots.
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Saturday, October 09, 2010
College Gameday - Week 6 - October 9, 2010
If you are looking for the dumbest four guys to be involved with college footbaw, better known as the College Gameday Gaggle of Moronic Idiots, they have decided to return to a college footbaw town and check in on the Bammeroids v. the 'Cocks. Herb Streetkirk and his merry band of imbeciles are camped out in Columbia, South Carolina to watch USC host UA at 3:30. (Remember, all game times are Eastern on this, THE College Gameday blog!)
Elsewhere around the Championship Conference, we have UGA (pronounced UGH, this year) hosting Vols at 12:21, Razorhogs going to Tejas A&M at 3:30, Eastern Michigan (sp?) v. Vandy at 7:00, Geaux Tigers at Da Gates at 7:30, Auburn up here in LexingCastroStreet at 7:30 (dammit, I better go to the grocery store RIGHT THIS MINUTE!), and We Suck at Houston at 8:00.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO COLLEGE GAMEDAY WEEK 7 OCTOBER 16, 2010.
If you forgot how to use the scoreboard to watch any game that you want to, here is the refresher video.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
And CROOM!!!
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Elsewhere around the Championship Conference, we have UGA (pronounced UGH, this year) hosting Vols at 12:21, Razorhogs going to Tejas A&M at 3:30, Eastern Michigan (sp?) v. Vandy at 7:00, Geaux Tigers at Da Gates at 7:30, Auburn up here in LexingCastroStreet at 7:30 (dammit, I better go to the grocery store RIGHT THIS MINUTE!), and We Suck at Houston at 8:00.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO COLLEGE GAMEDAY WEEK 7 OCTOBER 16, 2010.
If you forgot how to use the scoreboard to watch any game that you want to, here is the refresher video.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
And CROOM!!!
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Friday, October 08, 2010
The Week in Dumb Democrat News
Yes, I am aware the post title is a redundancy. Sue me.
Since there is no longer a single marginally intelligent person in the world that agrees with Obama, can we just accept that being RAAAAACIST is just not that big a deal anymore?
True racism? Yes, big deal. Democrat accused racism? Feh. Whatever.
Straight to the links, folks. I am trying to catch up on my blogging and work that has been neglected. These links are the best of the best of stupid Democrat crap from this week. Enjoy. Or, rather, get motivated to put these imbeciles in the unemployment line.
Despite General Motors getting BILLIONS in government aid, Ford closes the gap.
Adult stem cell researchers considered for Nobel Prize.
A message to the Obama Regime from We the People.
Ayn Rand, Individualism, and today's Tea Parties.
ObamaCare forcing folks off their medical insurance.
ObamaCare, promises made, lies all around.
ObamaCare harms ALL generations.
The main backers of ObamaCare are exempted from its regulations.
Food Stamps are awesome!
And according to Nancy Pelosi, Food Stamps are MAGIC, too.
According to WRONG people, Congress cannot repeal economics.
But, no matter how hard Congress tries to vilify those evil rich folks, facts kinda prove Democrats wrong, every time.
Um, which way are initial jobless claims going?
Unemployment BACK over ten percent.
Still more good jobby-job news.
Luckily, Reuters has started to scrub "unexpectedly" from their reports on the worsening jobs picture and the economy.
It's official, Barry Obama is the WORST President in history in the economy metric.
Dear Black Folks, Raise your standards, Love, Basil.
Needless to say, racist black folks STILL love Obama.
Social Security is in HEAP BIG TROUBLE.
Fun FACTS with the ridiculous notion of global warming.
The fleeing Democrats.
The Colbert Democrats.
The sexist Democrats. Normal people are STUNNED.
The criminal Democrats.
Conservative bloggers look forward to the next presidential election, a poll.
By the way, the Religion of Peacers discovered the Americas.
Please take the time to comment.
True racism? Yes, big deal. Democrat accused racism? Feh. Whatever.
Straight to the links, folks. I am trying to catch up on my blogging and work that has been neglected. These links are the best of the best of stupid Democrat crap from this week. Enjoy. Or, rather, get motivated to put these imbeciles in the unemployment line.
Despite General Motors getting BILLIONS in government aid, Ford closes the gap.
Adult stem cell researchers considered for Nobel Prize.
A message to the Obama Regime from We the People.
Ayn Rand, Individualism, and today's Tea Parties.
ObamaCare forcing folks off their medical insurance.
ObamaCare, promises made, lies all around.
ObamaCare harms ALL generations.
The main backers of ObamaCare are exempted from its regulations.
Food Stamps are awesome!
And according to Nancy Pelosi, Food Stamps are MAGIC, too.
According to WRONG people, Congress cannot repeal economics.
But, no matter how hard Congress tries to vilify those evil rich folks, facts kinda prove Democrats wrong, every time.
Um, which way are initial jobless claims going?
Unemployment BACK over ten percent.
Still more good jobby-job news.
Luckily, Reuters has started to scrub "unexpectedly" from their reports on the worsening jobs picture and the economy.
It's official, Barry Obama is the WORST President in history in the economy metric.
Dear Black Folks, Raise your standards, Love, Basil.
Needless to say, racist black folks STILL love Obama.
Social Security is in HEAP BIG TROUBLE.
Fun FACTS with the ridiculous notion of global warming.
The fleeing Democrats.
The Colbert Democrats.
The sexist Democrats. Normal people are STUNNED.
The criminal Democrats.
Conservative bloggers look forward to the next presidential election, a poll.
By the way, the Religion of Peacers discovered the Americas.
Please take the time to comment.
Brett Favre's Penis
Weirdo.
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Teh Google, Internet Marketing, and My Earball.
A quick ear update because y'all axed. It's better, another coupla' days and I'll be fine. Sleeping for about 500 hours the last two days kinda helped a bunch. Thanks for the concern.
To the BLOGSHOW!!!
I think that we can all agree that Technorati does NOT know footbaw!!! And they cannot add either. My "AUTHORITAY" adds up to 445.
Whatever.
Blogger has another "Help Us Make Blogger Better" thingy going on. I want REAL trackbacks, what about you?
By the way, have you Blogger users noticed the "Report Editor Issues" link right below the Post Editor? It was not there for me until today.
The Stats gadget moves from the Draft testing ground. I am still using Google Analytics mainly. What do you do?
G-Mail has rolled out a feature where you can turn off conversation view. I am not going to do that, if I wanted that, I would go back to Outlook.
And for further oddities, Teh Goggle Enterprise has this about switching to G-Mail from Outlook.
There is also a new Recent Buzz section on G-Mail as well. I don't know about you, but I am just not loving Buzz just yet.
But, I just upgraded to Android 2.2 and got the updated G-Mail on my phone! It is awesome and I am loving THAT.
Does anyone else think that it is funny that G-Mail is on Twittah? Yeah, I follow them, what of it?
Oh, and for those of you with Android, check out Listen.
For students, check out Online Office Hours for Google Docs. This is kinda like Go to Meeting.
And revision history has been added for Google Docs collaboration. I think that this must have come out of the Wave testing period, so it was good for that, huh?
AdSense has rolled out some new videos to help you with optimization. It's a pretty good show, but not as good as simply putting "Ines Sainz NUDE" in your blog titles.
Here's some of you You Tube ads questions answered. Do you think that Dude has ever been in a video before?
Here's a video about You Tube Promoted Videos. Honestly, my personal opinion is that the internet money IS in video right now. Now, if I can just figure out how to sound like Sean Connery instead of Earnest T. Bass, we can make a killing!
Here is a tidbit on Postini, Google's Security Network. Dude, this is impressive.
From Problogger, Eleven Ways to Convince Readers to Buy Your E-Book. I told y'all I was gonna start writing, and y'all are gonna start buying, too!
Also from Problogger, Eight Reasons to Add an E-Course to your Blog. If y'all will think back a coupla weeks, I put that e-course up on how to watch college footbaw from my Scoreboard. Want some more of that?
I am going to make a video and e-course to show y'all how awesome the Google Wonder Wheel is. The only problem with the Wonder Wheel is that you have to turn off Instant Search, but it is wicked cool. Gimme a coupla' days and I'll get on that.
Finally, Dave Navarro's 2010 More Buyers Mastermind is live! If you do not sign up tomorrow, the price is going up, up, up!
Boy, I have been asleep for two days. Things are piling up. Tomorrow morning, I got a HUGE linkdump to drop with over twenty-four links. Sorry, I get sick and you gotta read the posts from three days accumulation.
Really, you need Dave Navarro's Mastermind if you want to make a living on the internet.
Please take the time to comment.
To the BLOGSHOW!!!
Whatever.
Blogger has another "Help Us Make Blogger Better" thingy going on. I want REAL trackbacks, what about you?
By the way, have you Blogger users noticed the "Report Editor Issues" link right below the Post Editor? It was not there for me until today.
The Stats gadget moves from the Draft testing ground. I am still using Google Analytics mainly. What do you do?
G-Mail has rolled out a feature where you can turn off conversation view. I am not going to do that, if I wanted that, I would go back to Outlook.
And for further oddities, Teh Goggle Enterprise has this about switching to G-Mail from Outlook.
There is also a new Recent Buzz section on G-Mail as well. I don't know about you, but I am just not loving Buzz just yet.
But, I just upgraded to Android 2.2 and got the updated G-Mail on my phone! It is awesome and I am loving THAT.
Does anyone else think that it is funny that G-Mail is on Twittah? Yeah, I follow them, what of it?
Oh, and for those of you with Android, check out Listen.
For students, check out Online Office Hours for Google Docs. This is kinda like Go to Meeting.
And revision history has been added for Google Docs collaboration. I think that this must have come out of the Wave testing period, so it was good for that, huh?
AdSense has rolled out some new videos to help you with optimization. It's a pretty good show, but not as good as simply putting "Ines Sainz NUDE" in your blog titles.
Here's some of you You Tube ads questions answered. Do you think that Dude has ever been in a video before?
Here's a video about You Tube Promoted Videos. Honestly, my personal opinion is that the internet money IS in video right now. Now, if I can just figure out how to sound like Sean Connery instead of Earnest T. Bass, we can make a killing!
Here is a tidbit on Postini, Google's Security Network. Dude, this is impressive.
From Problogger, Eleven Ways to Convince Readers to Buy Your E-Book. I told y'all I was gonna start writing, and y'all are gonna start buying, too!
Also from Problogger, Eight Reasons to Add an E-Course to your Blog. If y'all will think back a coupla weeks, I put that e-course up on how to watch college footbaw from my Scoreboard. Want some more of that?
I am going to make a video and e-course to show y'all how awesome the Google Wonder Wheel is. The only problem with the Wonder Wheel is that you have to turn off Instant Search, but it is wicked cool. Gimme a coupla' days and I'll get on that.
Finally, Dave Navarro's 2010 More Buyers Mastermind is live! If you do not sign up tomorrow, the price is going up, up, up!
Boy, I have been asleep for two days. Things are piling up. Tomorrow morning, I got a HUGE linkdump to drop with over twenty-four links. Sorry, I get sick and you gotta read the posts from three days accumulation.
Really, you need Dave Navarro's Mastermind if you want to make a living on the internet.
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Site News and an Internet Marketing Update
That got me to thinking about how I was going to afford to EAT. I started playing with the internet to see if there was possibly a way to make money, avoid the overwhelming suffocating regulations imposed by those morons in DC, and try to move forward with growing my empire.
Needless to say, the learning curve was huge. I put up the first website I ever made back in 1998. It was to peddle the "Fish in a Vase" concept. I think that my wife and I made about a grand profit, all told. Of course, there is not a really good way to ship FISH. I think that somewhere in my vast array of storage, that site still exists. I would love to find it, too. But, even then, I knew there was a way to make money online.
Since late last year, I have been playing with traffic-getting methods, trying all kinds of content distribution, reading everything that I could get my hands on, and subscribing to hundreds of sites and newsletters. Dude, the information is overwhelming and I had not really moved any closer to my goal of the EMPIRE LAUNCH.
Anyhoo, I got sick last week. Man, I have an ear infection that will NOT quit. For those of you that do not know, I have had NINE ear surgeries in my lifetime. I am totally deaf in my right ear and have marginal hearing in my left. Yes, I read lips well. (Yes, I notice your TEETH, too!) But, on the rare occasions that I get an ear infection, dude, it is damned bad. I have not strayed from the couch for quite a few days, but I have been studying and getting prepared.
All that said, finally, I am motivated to just flat out launch everything that has been banging around in my head for months, NAY! years.
Oddly enough, there are some bigger players that I have been reading and following that have two big launches this week.
Dave Navarro has launched a great coaching program that is sure to be huge. All kinds of blogging biggies, internet marketers, and online merchants are involved and just the freebies that he is offering can help anyone exponentially increase their knowledge and effectiveness. The links are at my affiliate blog. I would appreciate you registering on my blog, too, if you are interested in generating some online income. No, you know me, I ain't no spammer. Besides, I am just starting this thing anyway, what am I going to do, send you photos of the laziest dog and cat on Earth?
Also, one of the first sites that I joined when I started this quest for knowledge was Andy Jenkins' Video Boss. I really enjoyed watching his stuff because he is funny and the production quality is mucho slick. Obviously, he has many years of production under his belt and the videos that he made were phenomenal. Then he disappeared for a while.
I watched the first video today for Kajabi. Man, the hype they are pushing is kinda over-the-top, but they have already used it for four launches to date. All four launches were huge successes, too.
Anyhoo, again, go check out the first pre-launch video, it is twenty-four minutes of good looking stuff. I think that I have a bromance with the way Andy Jenkins sounds on the video. Of course, having already watched all the Video Boss series, I know how he makes himself sound like that, too.
Oh, before I forget, after many months of trying to find someone to learn from that did not sound like an utter fraud and charlatan, I happened upon Eric Holmlund at Eric's Tips. Dude, I have been going through his FREE video series and it is very informative, starts at the very beginning, and progresses nicely with action steps after every lesson. If you are even remotely interested in trying to make supplemental income online, I cannot recommend Eric's series of videos enough.
Here is Eric's first lesson. To the right of the video is the sign up thingy. You get five free e-books with your sign up. He sends one e-mail a day with the link to the lesson. If you are really studious, you can figure out the link to the next lesson and move a little more quickly. Do you see how? Yeah, I knew you would.
Remember, join my e-mail list at the top of this page, YOU. Just hit the big G-Mail icon thingy and sign up.
I am not going to make it a habit of posting internet marketing things here, by the way. I just do not have anything going on at my Wordpress site, yet and I don't have the traffic that i have here. Remember, this is a money making thingy.
Whew, I am worn out now. Back to the couch. Late.
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*SSA Cashflow image stolen from Zero Hedge.
Monday, October 04, 2010
iPhone Help Desk
Okay, y'all win, you are sticking with your Trimline phone. I understand. It is like your Calvin Klein jeans and your Acme boots. Just know beyond any doubt that you are holding a stone with a touch screen.
At least get some free software that will correct all your broken links, no tags, and wrong titles for your songs before you try to send them to me, okay?
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At least get some free software that will correct all your broken links, no tags, and wrong titles for your songs before you try to send them to me, okay?
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Comment of the Day/Week/Month/Year/FUTURE!!!
If you have been blogging for any amount of time, you are sure to have received some really awesome comments. I have never received one this awesome, though.
I can only assume that this comment is from a future time and place where language is totally different from what we have now. I only wish that there was a link, an e-mail address, or some indication of how to get in touch with this Future Man/Woman. I am really interested in what they are saying and I think with a little help, I could communicate with them.
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I can only assume that this comment is from a future time and place where language is totally different from what we have now. I only wish that there was a link, an e-mail address, or some indication of how to get in touch with this Future Man/Woman. I am really interested in what they are saying and I think with a little help, I could communicate with them.
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Sunday, October 03, 2010
Droid X Update, Because the iPhone SUCKS
I am pleased with everything now, EXCEPT the fact that Verizon has not rolled out the Android 2.2 update for it, yet. Dude, I am dying to try out the new G-Mail app. Not that G-Mail doesn't work swimmingly already, but there are some other features, JUST LOOK!!! Dammit, Verizon, hurry the Hell up.
By the way, the last update on this phone I gave y'all, I said that text messaging was slow. Something happened and it is no longer slow. I have no clue if Lexington actually got electricity or something, but it ain't no problem, NO MO'.
By the way, if you are ready to get rid of your little iPhone, here is the description of the Android/Teh Google Phone Gallery. And if you do not want to LEARN about the gallery first, here is the damned gallery, you no reading so and so.
Here are some of the cool thingies that the Android can do in your car. If you are a dumbass, please do not use your phone while you are driving.
Teh Google has also bought out BlindType to make the keyboard get more awesome. Really, I have no idea why this is necessary, I never type on my Droid anyway. The voice thingy works very well.
I think that Teh Google Mobile Ads are gonna be the way to go in the future, all you business types. Check out the Hyperlocal Ad Feature.
As an aside, if you Tweet or FAILbook from your phone, you should use a client to do that. Try Seesmic Mobile, it is what I use and it's FREE!!!
Last, but certainly not least, when I bought my Droid X, the salesman told me that I needed to get a cover or the screen protector. I opted for the screen protector for a mere fourteen bucks. I found it HERE for FIVE bucks, and they even have five percent (5%) off of that, too. I got ripped off. Yeah, they even have fanny packs for your iPhone, too.
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Democrats SUCK at Math
Just watch.
This is really simple to understand, even for Juan Williams. If the tax cuts in place now EXPIRE, the rates return to the level that was in place before these tax rates were passed. This is a TAX HIKE in the same realm of the Bill Clinton tax hikes from 1993.
Only ONE thing can happen when everyone takes that HUGE hit. The economy will continue deeper into the Democrat caused depression.
That raise that you were expecting this next year? You better keep your mouth shut and hope that you still have a job.
This Obamanomics Thingy reminds me of the Carternomic fiasco of the 1970s.
Dude, plant a damned garden, already.
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This is really simple to understand, even for Juan Williams. If the tax cuts in place now EXPIRE, the rates return to the level that was in place before these tax rates were passed. This is a TAX HIKE in the same realm of the Bill Clinton tax hikes from 1993.
Only ONE thing can happen when everyone takes that HUGE hit. The economy will continue deeper into the Democrat caused depression.
That raise that you were expecting this next year? You better keep your mouth shut and hope that you still have a job.
This Obamanomics Thingy reminds me of the Carternomic fiasco of the 1970s.
Dude, plant a damned garden, already.
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Saturday, October 02, 2010
College Gameday - Week 5 - October 2, 1010
For those of you that are looking for the location of the Four Letter's Traveling Moron Circus known as College Gameday, they are not covering college footbaw today, instead they decided to go to a Little League game between Stanford and Oregon. I have no idea where the college known as "Oregon" is, but that is where Street Herbkirk and the idiots are.
SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 9, 2010 WEEK SIX!!!
It is VERY hard to argue that today's game of the week is NOT the Bammeroids (4-0) hosting Da Gates (4-0). Clearly, this game is this year's National Championship Game. And in Week Five no doubt! Enjoy folks!
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
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SCOREBOARD MOVED TO OCTOBER 9, 2010 WEEK SIX!!!
It is VERY hard to argue that today's game of the week is NOT the Bammeroids (4-0) hosting Da Gates (4-0). Clearly, this game is this year's National Championship Game. And in Week Five no doubt! Enjoy folks!
COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
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Friday, October 01, 2010
Daily Links and an Update!
You see, unlike most other people on the planet, I obviously read blogs for a living. No, it doesn't pay much, but judging by what all I read, it is steady work.
All that said, I have had to make a couple of adjustments in my reading and that means that I am not going to maintain my stellar reading percentage. I have embarked on a new business venture that is eating up much of my time.
If you check out my business blog, I have not posted there in over a month. That has to change, money is actually getting somewhat tight in Dogsland and I have to up the income level to the past GINORMOUS level. (While you are checking my business blog out, why don't you go ahead and join the mailing list? Don't worry, I ain't no spammer, yo.)
I also have upped the output on the Paul Mitchell Design Tumblr site to attempt to establish more business ties and so far the response has been marginal. If'n you like you some unique buildings, you should add that one to YOUR reader. If you like the photo, simply click the image and it shall take you to the article about said building. If'n you don't like the building, DON'T CLICK THE PHOTO!!!
I have started a business account on Teh Twitter, you should add that, too. Not only that, but I now have a "LIKE" page on the FAILbook. Aw, what the Hell, add that, too, even though it is mainly just the Tumblr feed right now. Recall, I said earlier in this post that I have to start jacking up the income? Yeah, I am going to start hanging out at that FAILbook page a little more regularly than not. Gotta get some leads for some worky-work, y'all.
As it stands now, I am also building an online empire that includes an affiliate blog and an actual website is soon to follow. I think that mainly I am going to push information products about architecture. YES! I am going to publish those myself. Ever since my buddy, Harrison McCampbell, published his roofing detail book, way back when, I have wanted to do something along those lines. You can check out what I have so far on that site, HERE. Well, as long as you are in the joining sites mood, you might as well subscribe to that one, too.
My whole damned day cannot be consumed with blogging about Larissa Riquelme NUDE, you know?
On to the BLOGSHOW!!!
The H-U-G-E thing that caught my eye on the multiple readers this morning was that Principal Financial Group, my former insurer, has decided to bail from the medical insurance market. At the end of October 2009, Principal declined to renew my policy. Folks, we knew this was coming from the jump. I argued against ObamaCare because I KNEW that the policies contained within would make it LITERALLY impossible to make a profit in the medical insurance business. This was just common sense.
Here is my post from January 2008, where I first broached the topic. At the time, John "I Hump MEN!" Edwards was out in front of the debacle that is the Democrat Party Presidential Primaries. Hillary was second in case you do not remember. Notice that I make the argument against federally controlled medical services on the grounds that it is just too damned expensive and is really bad ideology because it adds monumental numbers of people to the deadbeat rolls.
Less than a year ago, even before ObamaCare was even passed, the insurance companies were trying to get some cash on hand to help thwart the huge costs that they were about to take on. Read this one.
Here I point out that government-run medical services are SEXIST!!!
And finally, exactly what I predicted back in July of 2009 has begun with Principal starting the stampede. Not to limit this action to only the medical insurance field, the reason why ZERO businesses are branching out in this country is because they have no clue what stupidity the Democrats will pass next.
Oh, and you know that McDonalds fast food joint? They are going to dump their PART-TIME employees' medical insurance plan, too. Wonder how much that is going to cost the working family?
The artist formerly known as Rightwing Sparkle has even more on ObamaCare.
Did you know that since January 2007, more businesses and corporations have fled this country than at any other time in the past? Do you recognize WHY?
Look, the "Progressive" ideology is a LOSER. Even if you do not have the mental prowess to see that, just understand that no one that opposes your ideology thinks that you are EVIL because you want to "HELP PEOPLE." It is simply that we are much smarter than you could ever be and we know that your ideology is just flat-out dumb.
Not only that, but your ideology is simply flat-out unconstitutional. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that, but it does take someone with a greater than 35 IQ to see it. Seriously, Liberals, I am terribly sorry that y'all are so stupid, but do not attempt to make us intelligent folks live in your fascist environment. We won't stand for it.
And if you force our hand, we WILL stop paying the bills, move your jobs out of the country (you eight liberals that actually work), and we will use the very loopholes your Democrat leaders created to protect their wealth to keep you from getting ours, too. We are not like YOUR leaders, the John Kerrys, Bill Clintons, and the John Murthas of the world, we are simply hard-working folks that want to keep what BELONGS TO US. Stuff that WE worked to get.
Learn the value of work, the importance of goals, and the gravity of the feeling of a job well done and you too can abandon the Democrat Party. We'll welcome you to the front of the cart and you can start pulling the deadbeats along, too. Then you will have the experience of seeing both sides of the debate and you can join us in looking upon those in the Democrat Party with pity.
LINKS!!!
"Progressives" HATE HATE HATE the Constitution of the United States of America. (It's actually in the Prog Bylaws.)
The second biggest corporation on Earth is kinda financially unstable right now.
What is it with politicians from Chicago having to be lying crooks?
If you need even more evidence about the Obama Administration being bad at math, how about underestimating the Gulf oil spill by a mere 98% and change?
Just so you know, Obama HAS to lie about the deficit. He has no choice.
Not ALL Muslims are terrorists. Just the LIVING ones.
Luckily, those Muslim terrorists are visiting the Barry White House regularly, that way the Secret Service can keep an eye on them and their buddy, Barry.
Jesse Jackson Jr is a crook, too?!?!?! DAMMIT Chicago!!!
Obama's Environmental Protection Agency is getting ready to FUNemployment about one million HUMANS.
Democrat Party Chairman, Karl Marx, discusses the Party Platform.
But, if the only thing this dude has lost is HOPE, he is among the lucky.
If you owned a bunch of gold before the Democrats and the Obamessiah took office, you are especially LUCKY.
The Democrat-controlled Media is running wild trying to make Cali governator candidate, Meg Whitman, into a MONSTAH!!! I think that Democrats only attack women because they are scared to attack men. What thinks you?
House Democrats tell Michelle Obama to shut her stupid mouth and sit her two-ton wide-load ass down.
A HUGE racist calls Laura Ingraham's radio show, too. SUCH HATE!!!
Quote of the day, "The only way we'll get uneducated Americans to pick tomatoes is to stop their welfare checks."
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