Drive-By Blogging - The George Washington's Birthday Edition

Many of the blogs that I read are saying "Happy President's Day!" and I just wanted to find out where that contrived "holiday" started. On Basil's Blog, there is a good explanation of the holiday and he links to the snopes.com post that also say that there is NO PRESIDENT'S DAY. So, quit being stupid and stop following leftist rewriting of history and facts.

Happy Birthday, President George Washington.

If you want another taste of exactly idiotic leftists are with regard to history, a person who is actually employed, Mika Brzezinski from the Morning Joe show on MSNBC, said that Jimmy Carter is the best former President of the United States. We are currently on President Number Forty-Four. Ranking the presidents in order of competence and in success (with one being the best) Jimmy Carter is number 6,793. As a reference, Barry Obama is number 6,792 with all of the others being ranked 1-42.

Goodness gracious, there is someone alive that says Jimmy Carter was our best president. It is technically impossible to be MORE WRONG than that. Really, worshipping the Global Warming Goddess is not that stupid. It should be legal to beat someone to death with a fireplace poker when they say stuff that stupid. Hell, Joe FREAKING Biden is not stupid enough to say something that asinine and he is braindead.

B-R-E-A-T-H-E. Nope, did not work. I am weeping that Mika has a job. She endangers the entire human species by being that dumb. In the Middle Ages, Mika would be strung from the highest tree to be spat upon and mocked by children. Margaret Sanger INVENTED Planned Parenthood to make sure that people as stupid as Mika would be culled from the herd. But in typical Democrat fashion, Sanger thought that only black people were that dumb.

In contrary intelligence news, John Hawkins has an interview with Dr. Thomas Sowell on intellectualism. Dr. Sowell actually made the comment with regard to Joe FREAKING Biden's brain that there had never been a larger disparity of intelligence from one Vice President to the next. Dr. Sowell basically said, "We had Dick Cheney who is extremely smart, then we got Joe FREAKING Biden who is as dumb as a plank."

Not to harsh on Joe FREAKING Biden while forgetting that there was someone stupid enough to nominate Simple Joe as his running partner, the left continually has to prop up the smarties of their poster child, Barry Obama. Barry is so smart that he was looking for a legal angle to Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Personally, I think that Barry needs to master feeding himself without causing bodily injury before he even attempts to learn to read and write. Just saying.

In case you forgot, Barry Obama actually wants to pass legislation to try to curb Anthropomorphic Global Warming. He might as well try to pass stuff to honor the fucking Lochness Monster or the Theory of Natural Selection. By the way, I have a theory, too. My theory states plainly that if Democrats ever would learn to master mathematics, science, and history, this country would never have another economic problem ever. Now if I could just get our government to mandate that Democrats actually have a minimum of knowledge on anything, all will be good. An IQ test to hold public office would be a great start. A very simple test to be able to vote would be another. Actually paying taxes would be another really good requirement for voting, too. But, I am not crazy enough to think that my "theory" will ever be proven because Democrats would NEVER pass a bill requiring someone to not be an idiot to vote. The Democrats would all lose their jobs.

You know, there are actually some Democrats that think Barry Obama is PRO-GUN! This idea is laughable on its face, yet terrifying when you look at it with any thought. Assuming that any Democrat is not insanely against guns ignores the fact that Democrats HATE HATE HATE individual freedoms. Folks, the Democrat Party has been fighting personal gun ownership since the passing of the Thirteenth Amendment. Personally, I think that they are against guns only for black people, but it certainly would be a whole lot easier to take all of your money if you were disarmed. Do not be silly, of course Barry Obama hates individual ownership of guns. He is a Democrat!

But, in defense of gun control, do you know who we need to keep guns away from other than Muslims? DEMOCRATS!!! It seems that when a democrat finally comes to grips with his/her/ambiguous other's utter incompetence, they have a tendency to KILL. it cannot be said enough, if you want to eradicate ALL CRIME, lock up anyone that is a Democrat. Simple.

Here is still more evidence of what leftist mentality begets. They do not understand anything at all about freedom, they only care about conformity. You simply must surrender to the pack. No one is ever allowed to achieve more than anyone else. Mediocrity is the pinnacle of leftist ambition. To excel in anything means that you are to be destroyed. We now have Joe FREAKING Biden as the second most powerful person on the planet, folks.

Not, only that, the last Democrat to be second most powerful man on the planet was Al Gore! Ignore the fact that when Al was the number two dude, and now while Joe is number two dude, we had two of the dumbest guys to ever serve in the number one slot. Face it, it is our damned fault. If we cannot keep an idiot like Barry Obama from getting elected, we have failed. But, at least we can poke Al Gore in the eye with a sharp stick, now that his entire life is proven to be wasted. Even HORSES mock Al Gore.

HOPE!!! CHANGE!!! MO' MONEY!!!



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Drive-By Blogging - Freakout, A Leftist "Science" Post

This is LeFleur's Bluff State Park yesterday afternoon as we drove by imitating Danica Patrick in her first NASCAR race. Luckily our foray into driving ended with better results than Danica's. (I think that it would have been a good idea to take the mascara away from the chick before you put her behind the damned wheel of a RACE CAR. Just saying.)

Anyhoo, since we are experiencing ever increasing colder weather here in The 'Sip, I thought that it would be fun to check in on the latest news regarding that pesky old Manmade Global Warming!

Remember, the Earth has been in a cooling cycle since somewhere around 1997, so with the increase of human population, there is NOT ONE SHRED of "scientific" evidence that could point to man being the cause or source of any climate changes. Also, recently the main major most leftist "scientist," Phil Jones, has admitted to FUCKING LYING (they call it 'manipulating') about the data.

Does this little admission lead to his being put to death for trying to defraud the entire world's economy? Is his attempt to starve the entire planet to death looked upon as crimes against humanity? Is Dr. Phil's bald-faced lying, that shall lead to millions of deaths, looked upon with the same derision as Hitler putting to death the minorities? To me, an attempt to kill all humans on the face of the Earth seems like an evil ploy, but what the Hell do I know, I am just an idiot typing on a keyboard. Of course, THIS idiot was right about the fraud.

You know, when even mainstream media points out the FRAUD perpetrated upon the globe by Dr. Phil, you would think that someone would actually come forward to CHARGE HIM WITH A CRIME. This is yet another case of leftists wanting to rid the planet of the human species. Wanting to kill all humans kinda points to an attempt to perpetrate CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. Nuremberg anyone? Call this crime what it is, folks. Push back against Leftists that are TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Still more on Dr. Phil admitting that there is NO SUCH THING as global warming. People, AGW does not exist. It is the exact same thing as Natural Selection. It is pseudoscience that is FALSE. Keep telling yourself that these Eco-Terrorists are doing what terrorists always do, KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE.

Speaking of terrorists, Joe FREAKING Biden had a few things to say about the Obamoron Administration on Larry King's unwatched program. Please keep ever vigilant watching for those "indigenous explosives," y'all. And also keep telling yourself that the Smartest President Evah™ says that "nobody messes with Joe!" Most folks do mess with people like Joe. They place them forever in the fucking nuthouse. Certainly, they never, ever nominate them to be one freaking step away from Leader of the Free World.

Repeat it, Smartest President Evah™. Smartest President Evah™. Dang, the "Progressives" changed the definition of SMART while we were not watching.

In related news, the Smartest President Evah™ is not as smart as the people who INVENTED the Smartest President Evah's™ preferred political ideology. Folks, when Russia decides that Communism is an utter failure, why would we sit idly by and let our Smartest President Evah™ push for Communist legislation? The Communists are punishing people for attempting to be Communists. Punishing people for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY? Whudda thunk it?

Here's another story about what exactly happens when you let a Communist out of prison. She kills people. It is not possible to allow these folks one more minute of freedom. They do not want you to have it, why let them have it? They always kill folks when they are not locked up.

And do you know what the most weird thing about Communists is? They hate everything that is good and right and just. Here's "How to Leave a Soldier" excerpted. This article was posted on Salon.

There does appear to be an underlying thread here, huh?

Hey! Lookie here! There is an actual interview with someone that met Barry Obama at Occidental College. This someone was a Marxist. Barry Obama was a GUESS WHAT, too?

But, let's make a MUSICAL about this Marxist POS, mmmmkay?



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P0wning teh InterWebs - Part Seben

In an all out effort to rake in more jack, I have started an affiliate account with 000webhost. If you host your site with them by clicking on my link, they send me FREE CASH!

Do it, do it NOW. Clicky right chere. HOPEfully, by the end of next week, I can retire a very wealthy person. Trust me, I am going to give away HALF of the income from this SCHEME. You know you want it, too. (The link shall be on the Beer and Skittles Fund link, too!)

In related InterWebs news, I just realized that you can add a FAILbook widget to your G-Mail. I learned this by trying to figure out how to stop the massive amounts of SPAM that FAILbook sends out. At some point, the only website I will ever visit will be Teh Google. This is very good for me because I only have to remember one url. This gets teh Twittah, teh Buzz, and teh FAILbook all in one place now.

By the way, I have never asked anyone to e-mail a single blarx post of mine to anyone. This is the first. At the bottom of every post on this brorx, there is a link to e-mail the post. Send this post to everyone in your address book. Let's see how much money YOU can make!!!

InterWebs? Consider yourself p0wned.

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We Have No Clue Where Al Gore Could Be

There appear to be FORTY-NINE different states where Al Gore could be holed up. You know since every time Al heads out into public, G_d appears to intervene and send RECORD COLD to that area. Yeppers, folks, yesterday, there was snow on the ground in a grand total of forty-nine FREAKING states! This is such a rarity that records are not even kept for that statistic. How many things can you imagine that have NO RECORDS kept? I can thing of only one thing that is so rare that records have never had to be kept and that is "Intelligent Things Said by Democrats" and even then there is actually a record. ZERO.

In case you are wondering if you are going to lose your job this year, personally I think that you will because businesses are fleeing our shores in numbers never imagined. If you are a leftie, this is not actually caused by anything or it is the fault of greed, but the truth is much easier to explain. It is because Obama said that he is "NOT anti-business." Since we literally have NO record of anything that Barry actually said before the DNC in 2004 other than that idiot drivel, Dreams from my Father, we cannot really base our opinions on anything other than the very recent past. Barry has not told the truth since we acknowledged his existence, so businesses hear him say "not anti-business" and think just the opposite. Time to flee! Go ahead and get down to the welfare office to get the forms to receive Food Stamps, you are gonna need them.

And you know what is going to happen as more and more people fall on increasingly hard times? VIOLENCE. Since I do not know Dr. Bishop personally, let's stereotype her. Harvard education, biology, college professor, you decide.....DARWINIST!!!

By the way, Greg Gutfeld has an article that is very timely with regard to the college killing. Shorter Gutfeld, socialism KILLS. Please keep in mind, Darwinists are anti-G_d which ties nicely with one of the very basic tenets of socialist ideology.

Like Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky. The Barrystream Media revives the Pentagon Papers. Good Lord, our grandparents should literally have beaten our parents into submission and this Communist thing would already have died the death that is coming.

Do you think that we shall ever hear of the murderous professor's political ideology? We certainly shall if she had ever remotely supported Sarah Palin. You know because anyone that supports Palin is a TERRORIST to the national media. Squat and watch, if Bishop is even known to have ever spoken to a conservative, it shall be known.

As long as we are piling on Sarah Palin, let's watch her as she checks her crib notes written on her hand while a private citizen on her own damn time. Wait, no this is FUTURE SENATOR Dianne Feinstein CHEATING in a debate (while running for the post she now holds) by checking her notes cribbed on her hand. No really, you cannot make this shit up, folks. (Hat-Tip: Gateway Pundit)



In related moron news, Keith Olbermann was actually given a venue at which to spew his nonsense drivel. For some reason I thought that ESPN had fired Keith for being so damned stupid. Hold on, this is a new sports station called MSNBC. Never heard of it, have you? Do they cover SEC footbaw better than The Four Letter?

One final thing. When I heard that some folks were getting together to republish "We Are The World," I just knew this new version would be so much better. Damn was I wrong. Barbra Streisand? REALLY?!?!?!?! WTF?



I am certainly glad they got a bunch of people off the street to do that, now I am actually impressed that common folks that have never sung a single note (plus Barbra Streisand) have actually recorded music. From this point forward though, let's not let any of these warbling commoners try to sing. And for the LOVE OF G_D! never actually record it evah again. Mmmmkay? Thanks.

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Leftist "Science" Explained at The Other McCain

Since my footprint on the blorkinets is very small, thank goodness one of the BIG BOYS finally posted a long article placing all of the Leftist "science" in one place.

Go read this at The Other McCain, then send the link to MY POST to all of your friends. I need some twaffic.

I love it when smart folks point out the pseudoscience of the left. It gives me joy.

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Snowmageddon 2010!!! We Are All Gonna DIE!!!

Thia photo was taken at 7:15 this morning, I'll add the afternoon photo.....well, this afternoon.

It is still snowing at the bunker and it is really beautiful, too. I cannot remember a clear snow like this in my lifetime. Usually we have that dirty crap with ice mixed in and all kinds of trouble. The temperature has hovered around 38/39 since the sun came up, so maybe the ice won't be too bad. Good luck to the Moron Family that always has a tendency to run out immediately and jump in the car to go ride around and take camera phone pictures while singing Fiddy songs. Seriously, that family is just stupid.

Links:

Conservative blogger poll at Right Wing News. Some answers were surprising to me, the same way it surprises me how much I like bacon every time I eat it.

President Idiot is out telling whoppers, again. Why do media outlets even let him speak? Oh. Now, I remember. He makes them tingle. But, why did none of them simply point out that despite his statement of oo-koodles of filibusters last year, there was NOT ONE?

Oh yeah, before I forget, that global warming causes more snow link from yesterday? The SCIENCE of the actual occurrence, kinda disputes that lie. Warmer air? Not so much.

Here is a clip of the Religion of Peace, BEHEADING A WOMAN, while President Obama's words are played in the background. Hmmmm, that is weird, huh? (WARNING!)

Luckily, we are starting to see movement in the country's opinion polls of Obama's failing policies. Here's a rehash of the Obama failures. Sorry, no successes are apparent at this time.

And also, Obama projects adding 95k jobs per month during HIS recovery. Ignore that the recovery has yet to start and READ THIS.

You know who objects to those BODY SCANNERS in the airport? MUSLIMS. I. AM. SHOCKED.

If you are in need of a little humor, the moron shief of Air America blames the network's overwhelming failure on the "Darwinian World of Market Forces." I peed in my pants laughing at that analogy. Luckily the pee was WARM.

Vegetarianism destroys the planet more quickly than eating MEAT. Wow, more leftist "science" is debunked. Was there ever ANY doubt about that?

For Balemtimes Day, get your chick some chocolate if you do not want HER TO DIE!!!!

Here's some dating videos to give you some ideas for finding that special someone.

And for my exact response to President Idiot's claim to Iraq being a success of his administration, let's check what Uncle Jimbo has to say....



Ditto.

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Drive-By Blogging - To Da Dump

How in the world can you actually stay informed with things going on in this country and still find time to go to the restroom? I dunno, but I have plastic sheets, so it really isn't an issue!

Straight to the news.

Obama's Czar of Saying Something Stupid, Larry Summers, actually says that "increasing taxes on the rich is a great way to fuel job growth." No, I am NOT kidding.

Obama's other Czar of Saying Something Stupid, says global warming cause more AND less snow. AGW is kinda like The Theory of Natural Selection, everything PROVES it!

ABC's Czar of Saying Something Stupid actually tries to discredit Sarah Palin by quoting Joe FREAKING Biden. Seriously, that is SKEERY stupid.

The Collective Czar of Saying Something Stupid says, "Food Stamps are NOT welfare." No comment.

The King of Saying Something Stupid decides that he ia AGNOSTIC on raising taxes on everyone. I do not even consider this to be news. Everyone with an IQ over 60 knew Obama was going to raise taxes on everyone with a job. As a matter of fact, he already raised withholding taxes.

The Blob of Saying Something Stupid says, "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is NOT human." If Elisabeth is not human, then what is The Blob?

Oh, President Douchetoolbag McIdiot is lying about offshore drilling. MORE leaked e-mails prove leftists lie? Will wonders NEVER cease.

I am still attempting to figure out what the TRUE percentage of unemployed folks is. It defies mathematics for someone to LOSE additional jobs, yet the unemployment rate FALL. This is UNpossible.

I just found out that Chris Matthews doesn't like Sarah Palin. Methinks that Tingles is an idiot.

More Sarah Palin MURDER by the Barrystream Media. The way that I was raised, if someone savagely attacked a woman, you beat their ass. Just saying.

By the way, in case you missed it, Timbow's Super Bowl commercial promotes violence toward women. Marcotte is one of the moron bloggers at Pandagon.

Where does all this leftie bullshit lead? Well, of course, Fox News is trying to undermine the Barrystream Media. I just would like to point out that it is physically UNpossible to undermine something that rests at the literal bottom of everything. To perform the task of undermining, you must be able to get beneath the item to undermine. That is kinda the definition of undermining, you know?

Kinda like trying to get kids to show their tits in public as an advertising gimmick. Cannot be undermined.

I am wondering why the federal government has not come up with some idiotic "science" this week. OH WAIT! Try "THIRD HAND SMOKE."

Oh, here is some good news, ABC actually got some new photos of the Muslim attacks on the World Trade Center through a Freedom of Information Request. Stunning that ABC actually tried to perform their damn job! Of course, ABC did not publish those photos, the BBC did.

More good stuff: All the Super Bowl commercials. I did not watch a single one.

In tech news:

Chrome gets Greasemonkey support.

A Google Maps application that allows you to see how big of a nuke crater a bomb makes anywhere. Pick the location, pick the bomb. I am still up in the air about what I think about this. Especially with Iran saying they are NOW a nuclear power.

Creating and distributing online coupons. I have a bunch of friends that could use this info. NOW, USE IT.

Google releases Buzz, their new social media tool. (Video.) I just received an e-mail from Loic Le Meur from Seesmic that tells how to add your Ping.fm profile to Buzz that allows you to instantly update Google Buzz exactly at the same time as Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook and the 50 social networks supported by Ping.fm. I am checking it out so I can minimize my CARBON footprint on the blarqywebs. I'll get back to you on this, yo.

And here is Sarah Palin's swimsuit modeling in that Eskimo beauty contest way back when. Enjoy.



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Okay, Two Things

First, of course you use Google Reader or some other kind of news aggregator to speed up your TROLLING of liberal sites, but have you ever used Google Reader to create a feed for you? Well, I have and lemme tell ya, it ain't worth a flying FLIP!

There are zero links on this feed, there is a single line of text describing what the NOT LINKED things are and dangit, you cannot even click on the header to get to the site.

Say it with me, "THE GOOGLE FAIL!!!!"


This showed up in my e-mail yesterday. Yes, I rarely even walk to the mailbox outside anymore since I have sworn off PUBLIC, so I receive my cell phone EXTORTION through e-mail.

Notice anything funny about this one, though? Yeppers, it ain't from Verizon. Guess where this e-mail showed up? Yeppers, in my SPAM FOLDER. I clicked it because the header was the exact same as Verizon's and I thought The Google had screwed the pooch.

So, keep an eye out for the funny looking Verizon stuff or from anyone else for that matter.

Say it with me, "THE GOOGLE WIN!!!!"

In case you are keeping score, .500 is a pretty damn good average if you are playing baseball, or hoss shoes. It ain't too good if you are defusing BOMBS however.

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Blackuary 10, 0002 AB. Contempt.

Sorry, I just cannot come to grips with the fact that we have elected a president (that is almost half black) that is completely decimating our great country. It has nothing to do with his race at all, it is the fact that he is a MORON. I also told y'all many months ago that this idiot is going to set race relations back generations because there are plenty of white folks in the Democrat Party that have always hated minorities. Hell, the whole Democrat platform is built around marginalizing minorities.

Seriously, I cannot stand watching it. There is a huge percentage of folks in the Democrat Party that cannot see past his being darker than them, and will stop at nothing to bring back the Jim Crow Laws that they instituted just because THIS "black" guy happens to an idiot. Make no mistake, this guy IS an idiot. The very first tip-off to his dumbness was that little statement about "Consumer Driven Economy" that he made so many moons ago. (<--No offense, Feather Indians.)

Oh! And lookie here, Keith Olbermann seems to think that if you stand up to the federal government, YOU are the one that wants to bring back Jim Crow. Lemme think on this one, if you are fighting the government to keep your hard earned money, you hate black folks? Seriously, does anyone watch this idiot's show? I bet this guy is so stupid that he cannot even COLOR within the lines. Oh, nevermind, I remember now that he got fired from The Four Letter for being too stupid to read the SPORTS! Too dumb to report on sports, wow, that IS dumb.

Just so there is NO doubt at all, Democrats are the Party of Racism. Throughout the entire course of history, Democrats are the party that has disenfranchised minorities. Sorry, that is FACT. There can be no debate, because that is FACT. Oh, you wanna talk about those danged Dixiecrats? Well, let's just get on with it, then. Although that lie has been debunked numerous times, I did it almost five years ago, WITH FREAKING NAMES, too!

Holy crap, this hunk of mediocrity turned FIVE YEARS OLD just ten days ago! YOU FORGOT!!!

I cannot get around the fact that everything that this dude touches turns to a steaming pile of dogshit, either. If you ever needed a barometer on what to think, Barry Obama could be that barometer and would be right 99.7% of the time, IF you did the exact OPPOSITE of what he said was a good idea.

But, George W. Bush is a dumbass, right? Well, according to every jabbering head that you see on television, he is. Now, they have Sarah Palin to mock and degrade. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why the national media NEEDS to drive this poor woman underground. Could you even imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that an entire industry was gunning for you today? Even though I like Sarah, I never thought that she was THE ONE, just like Ronald Reagan was not THE ONE.

To illustrate my point, here's a little snippet of what passes for "NEWS" these days. Nevermind the fact that there are two "reporters" interviewing another "reporter," just take a gander of at the contempt for a citizen these people have. If I remember my history right, the "press" was supposed to keep an eye on GOVERNMENT, not make all out efforts (against an outraged citizenry) to prop up a failing government that everyone with an IQ exceeding 60 fucking hates. To the video!



What in the mortal Hell? Are y'all serious? There is this chick that writes SIX FREAKING WORDS on her hand and you make the attempt to compare that to the president reading canned responses to questions, the answers delivered with a freaking TelePrompTer? Come on, there are not any THREE YEAR OLD CHILDREN that see a parallel there.

Here ya' go, Andrea Mitchell, no relation, on the one hand (get it?), you have a person that writes six bullet points on her hand at the last second and on the other PROMPTER, you have a guy that cannot answer a question about what type of breakfast cereal he likes without a hundred people telling him what to say through the miracles of modern technology. Remember, the questions that Barry Obama gets are "Does it itch your glorified soul that rubes in flyover country do not understand how freaking tingly you make my leg?"

Point in case......Robin Roberts licking Michelle Obama like an ice cream cone. (That Matthews tingly leg thingy is just sooooooo 2009. Remember that Obama Concert about race that gave Matthews the Obamagasm?)

Look, I am certainly NOT an "abortion voter." But, the underlying meaning to this story is that if you do not immediately fall into lockstep with the federal government, you are going to get jumped. Just the basic thought about this should be enough to bring back memories of the Clinton years where those that disagree get suicided.

You can read the REAL NEWS daily, like I do, and see exactly how wrong this administration is and the lengths they go to destroy opportunity. Seriously, it is like they are trying to get it wrong. I do not believe that, I think that they are too stupid to know that the things that they "know" are stupid.

Green jobs? Sure, but not in this country because we have run off the manufacturing base with unions, minimum wage laws, safety legislation, benefits legislation, the list is endless. In case you are curious about the MATH, the numbers reported show that fully NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT of the jobs "created" were overseas. Let's see, take money from our people that are increasingly UNEMPLOYED, and send it to other folks around the world? Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a bad idea. I think Amway invented the pyramid model and the last guy working kinda gets it in the shorts in their scheme.

You know where the "jobs" really are? In the government. Not only that, but President Idiot also rolled out an idiotic idea in his STFU address that said if you want to go to college, we'll pay for it after ten years of federal government employment. Funny thing is, people go to college to increase their earning potential. If all of the federal employees are college grads FOR FREE!, what do you think is going to happen to the cost of government? And remind me, what is it exactly that the government produces, again? Does it concern anyone other than me that we are increasing the cost of government and that "industry" doesn't DO ANYTHING? It is not like they are making "O" tee-shirts.

But, one thing that they are doing is making all out attempt to make who you screw the business of the federal government. Does anyone else simply object to knowing what you cube-mate is doing in his/her/trans/other's bedroom? Here's the planned move to remove "Don't ask, don't tell."

Future interview:

Interviewer: Well, Jim, do you like it when a big, burly dude, slams it up your mud ditch?

Jim:......that IS kinda none of your business, moron.

Interviewer: Nopers, we repealed "Don't ask, don't tell." You are now COMPELLED to tell. Let's get it over with, I gotta go bang my secretary, Suzy, down the throat, it's part of her job description! Membership does have its privileges.

And in the weather, The Google has decided since Anthropomorphic Global Warming is such a huge issue......well THIS. Coming to a national capitol near you.

Now, I gotta go to the dentist. Insult? Meet injury.

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Can We AT LEAST Wait Until He Stops Twitching?

Murtha's traitorous body is not even finished with the final twitching and already MORONIC Democrats are using his death for the umpteenth push to nationalize medical services. (Stolen from Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit.)



Seriously, do these fucking GHOULS not have an ounce of decency left in their criminally insane bodies? I abhor that shitty, corrupt, traitorous John Murtha more than just about anyone, but to keep pushing for the ruin of our medical services with every ridiculous death of another moron is just beyond the fucking pale. I mean, this POS was one of you OWN, fucktard!

Instead of pushing even harder to do something that the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of the country freaking hates, why not instead rein in all of your other guys that are just like Murtha? Video here of that douchebag Soulpatch McManus that was busted for CRIMINAL impersonation of a military officer.

Or why don't you instead focus your ire, like a laser, upon the corrupt John Conyers that sees racism everywhere to the detriment of our country's security and our standing in the world? Why not get Conyers back with his wife while she is in THE DAMN JAILHOUSE?

Or better still, why don't you turn your attention to maybe trying to keep your political allies from smuggling RAZOR BLADES into jail to free Islamic terrorists?

You know, if you just absolutely HAVE to do something, you could start lifting the restrictions that y'all have placed on the economy since January 2007 that have utterly DESTROYED our wealth.

Aw Hell to the naws, y'all have to try to grab every single bit of power that y'all can get. Just remember, when November gets here, the idiocy that y'all have passed will be controlled by the Republicans, hopefully. Then what the Hell are you milquetoast, criminal, idiotic, moronic, stupid Democrats going to do?

Hey, LOOKIE! Not only have they wasted TRILLIONS of dollars, but now we are going to get still another federal agency that is commissioned to control GREENIE BULLSHIT and PERPETRATE EVEN MORE FRAUD.

When you actually have people in DC that are trying to tell you they are going to cut the deficit and decrease the debt, you might want to look at how they say they are going to do it. It's a boardwalk shell game, folks.

In case the Democrats in DC are too stupid to understand why everyone with an IQ over 65 hates them, it is because they do not understand what is important. IT'S THE ECONOMY, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Oddly enough, there is already a good idea on the table to cut DRASTICALLY the spending by all government entities. How about cutting, BY 20%, EVERY GOVERNMENT SALARY?

Democrats, FUCK YOU ALL.

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RIP John Murtha

My good friend, Oddybobo, just e-mailed me and said that John Murtha had died.

This was the only image that I found that captured his true essence. The quote is from a absolute lunatic rant he gave on our United States military in Iraq.

RIP Murtha.

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Misogyny Incorporated

Since the big story yesterday was the Saints defeating the Colts, most of y'all have been out of the political realm. BUT! The huge political story from yesterday was the media having an utter shit-fit over Sarah Palin writing a few words on her hand for a little Q&A session.

A bunch of folks are making a big deal over the reaction from the Barrystream Media about this little skin-based, fashion faux pas, but the old memory brings to mind the very same thing from those morons in the media just a short time ago. In case you forgot, all of the idiot blogs published a photo of a "suspicious bump" in the back of George W. Bush's jacket during the 2004 debates.

Did we forget these photos continually blasted across the interwebs? I stole this photo from Demoronic Underground, by the way. You see, normal people have a tendency to see things like this, promoted by the morons on the left, and simply laugh and walk away. Then we have a media that sees they can get away with it, continually show it to you, and all of the damn sudden, George W. Bush is a simpering idiot.

But, Barry Obama is the smartest President we have ever had, according to those very same media elites. You know, a dude that cannot even order a cheeseburger, without four hundred square feet of TelePrompTer telling him what to order, is a fucking genius. In case you were wondering, the last time President Genius held a White House press conference was last JULY. He's so smirt.

We knew when Sarah Palin burst upon the scene, after getting the nod from The McCainiac to be his Vice Presidential candidate, that she would be ridiculed into submission. Even The McCainiac's own people were saying that Sarah was the one that drug down the ticket. Yeah, we see now that NO ONE wants to even talk to her and they are all lining up to talk to The McCainiac.

Folks, make no damn mistake, unless normal people start pushing back TO PROTECT WOMEN, the "Progressives" shall continue to do everything in their power to force those very women back into the closet. They care nothing about individualism because those very "Progressives" are so fucking stupid they require a hoard to hide their lunacy.

Their move to trash Sarah Palin is the EXACT SAME ideology they held when trying to keep women and blacks from voting, which is the exact same position they have always held. Ever since the "Progressive" moniker was hijacked by the Collectivists and Communist movements, they have always promoted the very same philosophy. Yes, as always, Republicans voted in higher percentages for the 13th, the 15th, and the 19th Amendments to the United States Constitution. Democrats and their ILK have always been against these movements. ALWAYS.

Let's take a gander at the shitdouchery from the Moonbats.

Andrea Mitchell, an alleged reporter, mocks the ever-loving shit outta Sarah Palin. Why so angry, Andrea? Could it be that you are so utterly stupid, ugly, and hideous that you can only marry a moron that turned away from the very principles that made him a player?

What is up with this Sarah Palin bashing, folks? Even the so-called "little people" get in on the act to trash an obviously GOOD woman.

Carol at No Sheeples Here has her own crib notes. And some links to the same kinda stuff.

CNN actually has the temerity to say that Sarah Palin writing six or so words on her hand are the same thing as Obama using a TelePrompTer.

Oh, and not only do they find the need to utterly destroy Sarah by saying she is a dunce, they have to scour HOURS of images to find the most hideous ones of her. Way to go, APee! Your Barrystream Media creds are intact!

Not to only trash Sarah Palin, Politico steps up and goes after the whole Tea Party movement. You know, racist, fascist, all of the "ists."

But of course, Barry Obama simply HAD to get some positive press before the Super Bowl. Remember, the "Media" has a mission, to make you think that their Golden Child is SMIRT! By the way, about the only way to get normal people to even watch Katie Couric is to put her on before the Super Bowl.

Please keep in mind, that our current president is quite possibly the SMARTEST one that we have ever had. And he knows everything, including the military. Barry Obama allegedly has a degree from Harvard.



How in the mortal HELL have we gotten to the point of actually thinking an idiot like Barry Obama has a freaking clue about anything? Because we let people like Chris Matthews out of the nuthouse back during the 1960s.



Then we have to actually pilfer through the President's comments about stuff, throw out the lies (which make up close to ninety percent of his words), then turn around and publish the TRUE FACTS. Why does Barry Obama want to bring back Jim Crow Laws?

Then...we find that Barry Obama knows a thing or two about agitprop. Keep in mind while watching through this whole video, NONE of it is factual. It is 100% false.



In case you forgot, I actually took the tortuous time to listen to Barry Obama's "RACISM" speech. Some grown men cried during that speech. They were lying, too.

But, YES WE CAN. Seems even sillier now, huh? Maybe next time, do not get your political advice from the front guy of the worst band ever in the history of the world, yo.



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Great, Lofty Words from the Party of the "Little Guys"

What the Hell is that word that I am looking for? Seems like it starts with an "N" but dangit, it is right there on the tip of that wet mouthy thing in my round thingy on the top of my neck part.....



And for the LOVE OF G_D! What in the Hell are these RUBES wearing?

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is YOUR Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (Dumbass-CA). Seriously, who the FUCK votes for these racist, criminal morons?

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Hooray for The Yahoo!! Yahoo!! (UPDATED!!!)

Because "Progressives" are so sandpoundingly stupid, they have formulated ridiculous terminology that defies all logic. If you know anyone that describes his or herself as a "Progressive," please turn the firehose on them to sap their strength, then call the guys in the padded truck to keep that self-described "Progressive" from hurting his or herself or G_d forbid, others.

Define Discrimination: treat differently on the basis of sex or race

Define Reverse Discrimination: treat SAMELY on the basis of sex or race; or treat differently someone because they are the same sex or race? Shit, you tell me, it seems to be a ridiculously stupid term thought up by morons.

UPDATE: By the way, using idiotic terminology is obviously NOT just something that "Progressives" do. THIS was in my e-mail this morning.

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He Would Have Been Ninety-Nine

After the last coming of the current administration's ilk, we got this dude. He was born on this day in 1911.

Why was Ronald Reagan so earth changing? Because his ideology was not prone to daily fluctuations. He knew the difference between right and wrong, PLUS! used that knowledge to make his decisions. He made it cool to be a normal person again after fifteen solid years of moronic leftism.

I shook hands with this guy back in the late 1970s when my grandfather took me to one of Reagan's stops in Pearl, Mississippi at Howard's department store. Much has been made this week about the current president being an abnormality by being middle class. Although, Barack Obama was NEVER middle class, most of our presidents from the twentieth century WERE.

Ronald Reagan was a Depression Era success story that loved his country. Much unlike the current administration that obviously hates the very principles upon which our country was founded. There is a stark difference in ideology.

Reagan was not the end-all, be-all for me. He was simply a figurehead of a movement of individualists that did what they could to right the wrongs of collectivism and the moral depravity to which that ideology leads.

Without any doubt, Ronald Reagan was and has been the best president in my lifetime. You are missed, President Forty.

(As an aside, George W. Bush has been the second best president in my lifetime and there is NO disputing that with facts, either.)

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Five Days into Blackuary and STILL No Blackuary Post

Forgive me my indiscretions, but I do not have the fortitude necessary to work up the good bundle of hate needed to post on Blackuary. Hit the sidebar "LABELS" tab and check out the past "Blackuary" posts. I think that you'll find some stuff there that shall let you know exactly what kind of travesty this is by setting aside an entire month to try to encourage learning based upon skin color.

Funny thought though. I have been contemplating ABORTION since the absolute shit-fest started over Timbow's Super Bowl ad advocating LIFE. Grab your thinking hat, this might get weird.

For me, I try to pare things down to the simplest form. This makes problem solving much easier for me and I think that it would for you as well. Currently there is a big move to acknowledge varying shades of GRAY when debating morality and ideology. I do not adhere to this mentality at all. For me, there is a RIGHT and there is a WRONG. The trick to sorting out the differences might seem a difficult task, but there is always a RIGHT and always a wrong.

KILLING PEOPLE IS WRONG. This is not to say that the DEATH PENALTY is wrong, though. How do we get to the gist of this seemingly contradictory ideology? Well, we make every attempt to protect human life. Not to go too far off on a tangent, quickly read this initial post to get what I am saying.

Now, on the abortion thingy.

Up until the Roe v. Wade lunacy, there was a certain mindset that permeated this country that acknowledged that killing was wrong. An utterly simple ruling by people determined to upset the morality apple cart allowed the killing to explode. Not only that, that one little ruling also allowed a group of people to ignore the responsibility of their actions. Granted, I am not a constitutional scholar, like President Earwings, but I do have the intelligence necessary to FREAKING READ. In no place in our United States of America Constitution is the word "abortion" even mentioned. But, there are a whole shitload of words not mentioned in the Constitution and yet the federal government still tries to make things nationally legal.

Let's talk about the problem without the confusion required to make this into a legal battle. Let's talk about RIGHT and WRONG instead.

I think that I have mentioned that even the Pro-Abortion folks make the idiotic statement that "abortion should be legal, safe, YET RARE." Why would they throw in the RARE part if the babies that they were killing were not even human to them? Because even the the mind of an abortionist, ABORTION IS WRONG.

There is also the argument that some pregnancies endanger the life of the mother. Since I am not a doctor either, I guess that this statement could possibly be true. BUT! We also know that the overwhelming majority of abortions are NOT performed to protect the mother's life. We KNOW this.

So why kill the kid? Because of ideology and philosophy.

We have moved the sex act into the realm of being a natural bodily function not unlike eating or sleeping. There is not meaning attached to the overwhelmingly important physical act of sex. It is simply what one does when they are "dating." Yes, I am utterly guilty of doing it, too. Does that make me a hypocrite? To some it must, but I do not think that way.

Why have we gotten to this point? Because of the legalizing of things that should have never even been discussed inside of the courtroom.

So many of the dilemmas that we face daily fall into this category that it is mind-boggling and they are all so inextricably intertwined that there may be no easy way out of this mindset. Oddly enough, almost all of them involve getting more of our hard earned wealth to flow toward those that we elect to "represent" us in our government.

The founders and the framers of our country actually saw this, but Blackuary teaches us that they are only DEAD WHITE GUYS. Can you see the connection in the dumbing down of our population? We have made the concerted effort to remove the differences between RIGHT and WRONG from our vernacular and it has worked to literally bring our country's morality to the brink of destruction. This ideology has removed the incentive to better oneself and the motivation to accomplish perfection.

Friends, there are NO SHADES OF GRAY. There is a RIGHT and a WRONG in everything that we experience. It is our responsibility as HUMANS to find the correct path.

Make no mistake, abortion destroys everything that is good, right, and just for every woman that makes the terrible mistake of cheapening all that is important about being a woman. Abortion takes no prisoners and rarely lets the woman that makes that ultimate mistake forget what she has done. Not only does aborting a baby kill that child, it also kills a vital part of the mother that may never be able to be revived.

Now, are there any solutions to these problems? Certainly. We, as thinking adults, must make the decisions for our children that are necessary to teach them the importance of RIGHT and WRONG. That is kinda our primary responsibility as parents. We must make the effort and take the initiative to let our kids know what is expected of them to become responsible, productive members of our society. They must strive daily to find the correct avenues to follow to do the RIGHT THING even when it is terribly difficult. Not out of a LEGAL obligation, but from a moral standpoint that can never be legislated.

We look back at recent history and make up names for certain things without even the slightest idea of what those names mean. Take for instance, "The Sexual Revolution." What was so revolutionary about that? Well, it completely denigrated a morality that was in existence for thousands of years and led directly to unlimited abortion, unrestricted divorce, and unparented children. Not only that, but it also led DIRECTLY to a nation of people that are actually PAID to produce kids with no parental responsibility to those very kids.

AND.....it led to a group of children that have absolutely no respect for the ethical and moral attributes of hard work, personal responsibility, and individual commitment to another person that would make any person's life complete.

There exist NO THINGS that are mutually exclusive, all decisions are tied together for all of time. You would think that those idiots that advocate for a collectivist society would attempt to realize that every single decision that they make has repercussions further down the road, but they assume that EVERYTHING is mutually exclusive while still maintaining the ideology that making a change here and there can bring about further change. Yet, they never stop to attempt to investigate what those changes might be or how they could be terribly, terribly wrong in their assumptions.

You can look at any single issue and remove it from the timeline and determine that a change would be good, yet never stop to take the time to see how that change could affect all other things in due course.

Government assistance to poor people was instituted because of the GOOD IDEA that we should "help" those "less fortunate" than ourselves. Rather than actually helping those that we, as individuals, deemed "less fortunate," we allowed others to assume the personal responsibility to determine who was actually "less fortunate" and now we have all nature of idiotic legislation that never "helps" anyone.

Who would have thought that actually giving a woman taxpayer money to support her children would have led to millions of women having children they could not support? Um, anyone that took the time to know that the women that were not practicing immoral behavior would not have children they could not support? And do you know what? Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

Who would have thought that giving unregulated money to people that could not afford to feed themselves would have led to millions of people continuing to procreate millions of children that would have no one to take care of them? Um, anyone that knows that if you subsidize behavior, it becomes more prevalent? Again, two wrongs do NOT make a right.

Seriously, these decisions are NOT rocket science.

What did the "Sexual Revolution" revolt against? Everything that was good and it led DIRECTLY to the killing of children, the devastation of the emotional capacity of all women that experience that terrible act, and the reduced intellectual capacity of the very people that it supposedly "enlightened."

Shorter Paul Mitchell: There is a RIGHT and a WRONG in ideology, you must choose a side. Guess which one has been running the show for the entire length of my lifetime?

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A Second Place I Can Live With

Let's just be frank. The fact that The Google thinks that I am SECOND only to Yahoo Finance as the definitive source of "dow jones comparison" freaks me out.

Here's a quick finance tip, HIDE YOUR DAMN MONEY.

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Continuing to Ignore Blackuary

In the age of The Obamoron, it is really hard to get jazzed about Blackuary or what is commonly known as "Black History Month." I do not want to get the month all screwed up with pointing out the sheer and utter failure of the first almost half-black United States President. Trust me, when this moron is through being president, everyone is going to try to forget that he was even partially black to keep from going back to the bad old days where blacks were OVERTLY discriminated against by Democrats solely based on race. Barry Obama's race is unimportant to determining the FACT that he is retarded. I can only come up with at least six million more qualified black folks that would not do the ridiculously stupid shit this guy has done.

In other words, Barry Obama is NOT a failure because he is partially black, Barry Obama is an utter failure because he is an idiot that surrounds himself with idiots.

Number one simpering idiot in Barry's vicinity is Joe FREAKING Biden. Watch this clip of Doddering Joe LIE about having seen the leftist dogma shitfest, Avatar. The only reason that the "reporter" did not point out that Idiot Joe is lying is because the "reporter" is the idiot Andrea Mitchell, NO RELATION.

And then let's take a gander at the moronic Democrats have a laughing idiot fest about how they ran up the debt and think that it is hilarious.



Oh, man, I almost pissed my pants laughing at the hilarity of BANKRUPTING the United States of America. HOPE! CHANGE!!!

Or how about let's check in on what the Obamoron thinks is a good energy idea. Let's deplete the food supply to create stupid corn fuel that does nothing to help the environment. Please keep in mind that Barry Obama is the smartest president that the United States has ever had, yet not one single part of the ethanol program makes a tidbit of sense.

Speaking of "climate change," formerly known as Anthropomorphic Global Warming, before the idiocy was completely disproven, how about we just ignore the fact that our university employs a fraud and a charlatan and just go about our business, mmmmkay? And you wonder why college graduates are so fucking stupid.

And in related news, a Tejas state "law maker" is headed to jail. Guess which political party she calls home? Odds are EIGHT TO ONE that she is a Democrat.

How about a Chicago alderman headed to jail? Wonder which political party this shitheel calls home? EIGHT TO ONE odds.

Here's another fun video of a criminal Democrat eating alive Timothy Geithner, another criminal Democrat. It is like all of the Democrats are trying to roll over on their criminal Democrat counterparts to try to prop up at least a small portion of the Democrat Crime Family. It would be really hilarious if the final solution came to fruition on February 14th and then we could call it "The Valentines Day Massacre." Oh, wait, that name was already taken by the ORIGINAL Chicago criminal Democrat, huh?

Just as a refresher, here in the NEW Chicago criminal Democrat LYING through his teeth as usual. Remind me, why did we stop tarring and feathering again?

Do we really want the above lying, criminal Democrat appointing a total of THREE Supremes? Methinks that might be a little devastating in the long run. Why did stupid people vote for Barry Obama again? Shit, I remember now, it is because they are stupid.

More lunacy in the Barrystream Media. "UNEXPECTED" job losses. The only people that did not expect these job losses are idiots. I called this skyrocketing unemployment almost three years ago when the Democrats took control of DC. Please recall, the very first thing that the Party of the Morons did was to INCREASE minimum wage which ALWAYS increases unemployment. They also placed an increase on the calendar for THREE STRAIGHT YEARS. On July 24th 2007, 2008, and 2009, the minimum wage was increased causing unemployment to jump every single time, just like very single time in the past.

But, do you know what is even MORE disturbing? The Democrats in the government and the national media continue to LIE about how bad the employment situation really is.

What everything boils down to is this, Democrats are taking from you your freedom, while saddling your kids with overwhelming debt and no way to rise out of the abyss that criminal Democrats have caused. Until we finally take a look at ALL of the areas of the country that are run by Democrats and the sheer, sandpounding failure of their policies, we cannot even crush the ideology that they espouse.

Please take the time to educate those that you care about to the continual failure of liberal or "progressive" ideology. These concepts have never worked in any form, in any place that they have been attempted. A really good example of the ideology of the idiot "progressives" may be found if you simply GLANCE at Haiti, Cuba, Kenya, China, blah, blah, blah.......

Take a look and know that you must do something to stop that virus from spreading further in our country, THE LAST HOPE for the planet.

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Linkdump Folder Cleaning

Since I have been unable to even concentrate on Blackuary or the news slanging, I gotta just clean the folder. When I get back to the compound, things will probably get back to normal. There is no particular rhyme nor reason, but click them all, you need it.

Sobek Pundit resumes posting and interviews.

Stephy thinks tax cuts will do bad stuff and talks to The McCainiac about that.

NOW, the ozone depletion STOPS global warming. Refer to AGW cultists as Ping-Pong "scientists."

Fact checking Obama's STFU talky-thing.

Moonbat math and the March for Life.

Moonbat math and Swine Flu numbers.

Paul Shirley on Haiti.

Obama LIES about "healthcare" AGAIN. I am still waiting on Barry to tell the truth on ANYTHING.

Here's the video.



Oh, while Barry was talking, Chris Matthews became honest about his very own racism.



Nancy Pelosi has a tendency to drink. To excess. And Nancy's family gets free shit, too!

Wind turbines fucking suck as badly as AGW cultists.

Nope, there has NEVAH been a religious person on a United States postage stamp. EVAH.

Barry Obama's spending freeze INCREASES the budget by six percent.

Toyota admits electric cars suck.

Most ethical Congress EVAH. Yeah, for Democrats.

Keith Olbermann, the guy fired from ESPN for being a moron, thinks Obama is smirt! A guy too dumb to work for ESPN probably isn't the best judge of intelligence, just saying.

Chris Matthews loves the taste of Barry Obama's nutsack.

The Barrystream Media is worried that Democrats being Democrats might keep Democrats from getting elected.

There is nothing that is even remotely true about Anthropomorphic Global Warming. Every bit of alleged data is falsified or made up whole cloth. Even the "rain forest" data was bullshit.

KSM will be put to death after we give him a "fair trial." Somehow, something seems wrong here. I cannot put my finger on it, though.

Calculating jobs created or saved seems to be impossible, but let's report Obama's numbers anyway, mmmmkay?

There appear to be Constitutional problems with Constitutional Scholar Barry Obama's ideas.

High speed rail is almost the dumbest idea that Barry Obama has ever had. Please remember, rail travel doesn't even make a profit in the Northeast where sheeple crowd in the damn cars like sardine-ish morons.

The Obama STFU address was nothing but a serious lie-fest.

Canada has great medical services according to the lying morons in the Democrat Party. Reality is somewhat different.

Herb has a Blackuary post.

Andy has a Blackuary post.

The Mayor has a Blackuary post.

WTF? David Shuster cannot read, who the Hell wants a reading list from him?

"Healthcare" was already done before Dumbassachusetts elected Scott Brown? Does Obama know that or is he just an idiot?

Barry Obama hates retarded people. Of which, he am one! I think that is reverse discrimination, actually.

HEY! The housing market is picking up, so says the Barrystream Media. Wait, um, no, they don't.

Why leave six trillion dollars out of the budget? Is this to try to hide the utter failure of Fannie and Freddie and the sheer failure in ideology of moronic Democrats?

According to the NYTs, Obama is TOO complex and pragmatic for normal people to understand. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Folks, Barry Obama is an idiot, that's why we do not understand him, because we are not.

The WaPo makes up some shit about our Moron President being all middle class and shit. When will this lying fellatio from the media ever end?

A moron Democrat apes the line of "spend our way outta recession." No really, they BELIEVE that shit.

Reuters pulls a story because it tells the truth about President Douchemoron raising taxes on the middle class.

Spending and economic stupidity under the Democrats. It ain't pretty. This is just a bunch of graphs, go see!

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I Need a DAMN DRINK.

Sorry that I missed Blackuary II, but I spent today driving through the snow covered mountains trying too damn hard not to shit my pants. Eastern Kentucky is a beautiful place, but I would have much preferred seeing it from the damn passenger seat. Two lane roads headed out of obviously the freaking shipping hub of the entire United States with semi-trucks trying to get down the road at break neck speeds doesn't sit too well with this warm-climate Mississippi boy.

At one point I just pulled over and cussed at the top of my lungs at nothing in particular.





You know what is really, really fun besides driving through a mountain pass with "bridges ice before highway" signs dotted every five feet? Well, other than the sleet I mean? Ice/waterfalls ten feet from the highway.

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